European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - February 10, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse Any Way you look at it 1991 could be rough Mike Royko Tribune Media service i done to like 1991,�?� said slats Robnik. A what a miserable How can you say that it just began. A a done to matter. I can Tell a bad year when i Sec it. I Canteel it in my joints. Did you notice 1991 is the same backward As it is Forward a so what. A i think its the Only year that happens in this whole Century. Its got to be some kind of bad Omen or a Jinx. Last happened was in 1881. President Garfield got shot and a lot of people got \ that a not conclusive of anything. Quot maybe but my aunt wanda71hc"ctrfe who told fortunes she always said that anything that s the same backward As it is Forward is bad what about the word dad or mom they Rethe same backward As Forward. Quot see that proves in a right. My old Man was a loser. And my mom married him which was the. Worst Luck she Ever had Quot nonsense. For Al we know 1991 could be a wonderful year. Take the Economy. President could begin snapping Back by summer. Quot a a. A a a a a a a a a a a Quot and you re Gonna grow hair by summer. You Ever Sec a big Barge change directions it. Ain t a a like a Little Yuppie car. It has to slow Way Down. Then it stops. And it lumbers around and takes half the Day to get going again. Like my wife when i ask her to get me a beer.�? this country has been through an economic. Downturn before and the people have always. A shown spunk. A a a / a. A yeah when was the last time we had this Many a amp is go belly tip and now its starting. With the regular Banks. Poor John what has Dillinger got to do with it Quot Quot he heists a few Banks for a few grand and the a men Spray Mem with 10 pounds of Lead. Now we got Guys who steal 10 million times As much As Dillinger Ever did but senators write character references for Mem. My Uncle Frank was right about a it y by. \ what did he say / a the said there ought to be a Law that All Bank vaults Are made out of Clear bulletproof plastic sons you can go in any time and make sure your Money is still there like when you look at new born a. A they can to or that. They have to lend the Money out to make a profit on it. F Quot sure but whom do they lend my savings to right now i got a net Worth of about $258.65. That Means in a in better shape than Donald Trump because he a got a net Worth of minus a few Hundred million. If i walk in a Bank and ask for a loan have some Doc with a rubber Glove Check me out. But every time Trump misses a payment they throw More millions at him. That a Why the mafia has the right the mafia pc a sure you miss a payment and they whack you on the shins with a Bat and Dangle you out a win Dow by your feet. Right from the Start if they. Would have whacked Trump on the shins and Dan glad him out the window he have turned into such a deadbeat.�?�. Pm glad everybody Isnit As fearful As you. Quot they re not listen you know what americans acc scared of most they re scared of each other. Look what happened in California with their new Gua Law. Everybody with one of those assault blasters was supposed to Register. But out of 300,000 people who own them about 98 percent said forget it. They re worried that lose their guns you know Why they want to keep those guns a. To slay squirrels a no because they read about the crazy Street gangs shooting up whole neighbourhoods and the Fri expert who says we re going to have wars in the cities by the end of the decade and loonies with shotguns who take $15 from a 7-eleven and shoot the clerk because he a out of twinkies. A you know How old timers used to say a hey i remember the Days when i could go to sleep and leave my door in a few years people Are going to be saying a i remember the Good old Days when i used to just lock my door with a key a Deadbolt and a Chain and go to bed. Now i got to activate the burglar alarm put a pistol under my Pillow and Tell my wife to take the Shotgun and stand the first you re becoming terrible alarmist. A you bet i am. Our car companies Are going to shut Down plants and Lay thousands of people off. But in Japan they re building More Auto plants and hiring people because they got the Cash. That a Why in a going to night to study the automobile Trade a no to learn How to make those Dwarf Little Trees. Maybe give me a Job As a spec Larry Hofegartner has All the comforts of a Home theater in the Rhein main a tent City. Page 11. Sunday is a weekly supplements the stars and stripes editors John Taylor Sarah Bottorff Art director Sharon Kilday production Lisa Williams. Denise Adams editorial assistance Louis Pierce Marian Hamilton contents observations. 3 commissaries Well stocked with some things what a your favorite Valentines Day gift from the cover. 4-5 new life for the Traban inside look at a strange Little car feature. 6 Brussels hot line helps keep things Coo science and the world 7 whatever happened to the Moholen at a glance Oman books .8-9 another chapter in the Bismarck Story James j. Kilpatrick is sick of silly rules Odds amp ends 10 Valentine gifts that stay forever genealogy and Horoscope to plus. 11 going to the movies Down in saudi television listings. 12-14 local Cable and satellite schedule son television. Is a few resuming series and a Good week for film St briefs. 16 the latest from stateside television a Hollywood shoptalk 17 its a a different world in Black to show this weeks films. 18-19 Arnold Schwarzenegger goes to kindergarten Complete cafes circuit listings classified ads. 20-23 last laugh. 24 Dave Barry cartoons from around the world Bonnie Moynihan helps maintain Calm by keeping track of terrorism Rumor s on a Telephone hot line. Page 6. Cowa Bunga researchers say turtles May really be mutants. Page 7. Page 2 c sunday. February 10r1991
