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Take Dan Aykroyd a film career for example a the Guy has made a string of downright putrid movies that have been Lucky to break even at the Box office yet he continues to get production deals that most Mogul Wanna bes would die for. Like this one a in addition to writing and directing nothing but trouble he also gave himself the Lead role. With that kind of High profile its easy to dump All the blame for this sorry mess in his tap. This  have made a decent four minute saturday night live skit much less a feature length movie. The whole thing is weird a not funny weird but pointless weird. Chevy Chase and Demi mix re arc new yorkers on their Way to Atlantic City for a few Days when they exit the new Jersey Turnpike and stumble into an exceedingly strange Little town called Valic Vania. There they run into Aykroyd made up in a horrible Lumpy mask for his role As the towns Justice of the peace. For no discernible reason he has a wooden leg and an obscenely shaped artificial nose to tact covers a raw Hole in the Middle of his face. Also on hand is John Candy playing two roles a police chief and a lascivious marriage minded woman. 1 wish i. Could say what the plot is about but there really Isnit any. Aykroyd a character seems to have Given himself the Mission of trapping and murdering visitors to the town who he feels arc undesirable elements and he does this by running them through some wacko contraption called mister. Bones tripper. He Over acts so shamelessly that you get the impression that he realized what an unbelievably bad movie this was and Felt compelled to try to Bluff his Way through it. Candy is surprisingly disappointing but Chase is even worse adopting his Standard comatose Mode and phoning in yet another Long distance bit of work in a career that a bottoming out every bit As much As Aykroyd a. But the Surprise Here is Moore. If this is How her agent advised her to follow up on the to in merc Ial Success of last years Sleeper hit ghost she should Start browsing the yellow pages for someone with a bit More savvy. With a Perm from hell and skin so Pale that you expect her to keel Over from anaemia Moore plays her Roc As if she can to wait to get Back Home to Malibu. The contrast Between her and Chase who is toasted to such a Golden Brown that his skin looks As if it might singe your fingers is yet another jarring aspect of this film. The supporting cast is useless Taylor Negron and Bertila Damas As a brazilian couple who arc along for the ride with Chase and. Moore have absolutely no reason to be in this film and Valri Bromfield playing a police Deputy accomplishes the singularly amazing feat of mugging even More feverishly than Aykroyd to absolutely Zero effect. The release of this film was delayed several months which is a sign that the studio realized what a stink bomb it was and wavered about releasing it. But in Hollywood shame never gets in the Way of bilking saps out of a few Bucks. Done to be one of them. There Isnit an appropriate rating for nothing but trouble because even Zero stars is too Good for it. ,. A / a rating systems four stars a must see three stars a Worth your time two stars a passable entertainment one Star a coming soon to a video outlet near you and you can  ten movies these Are the top 10 movies in the Stales according to exhibitor re lations co with ticket sales last  in millions of dollars. 1 silence of the lambs $7.7 2 new Jack City $5 8 3 sleeping with the enemy$4 7 a. 4 class action $4 2 5 the hard Way $4 6 the perfect weapon $3 9 7 the doors $3 3 8 dances with wolves $2 8 9 Home alone $2 7 10 guilty by suspicion $2 3march 24, 1991 sunday 8 Page 19