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Looking to shed his monosyllabic slab of beef image Sylvester Stallone inexplicably tries his tvs hand at French farce. You cannot imagine a worse mismatch Between actor. And role a. For sly comic timing is an oxymoron. But to be fair even Chaplin could not save this scrambled script based on a successful French play and adapted unsuccessfully for the screen by Michael Barrie and Jim Munholland. The Story set in 1931, introduces usl9  Angelo a snaps Quot provolone. He a approached one morning by his sneaky accountant Anthony Vincent Span who wants a raise. He needs the Money to marry snaps daughter. Snaps explodes and confronts his daughter . She admits she has a Lover and is pregnant which forces snaps to marry her off. Then another woman arrives and says. She is the accountants girl. She just pretended snaps was her dad to impress Anthony. Quot ,. On top of that the maid wants to quit. A rival gang  to bump it snaps off. The coppers Are watching the action from an apartment across the Street. And four Bankers Are about to arrive to help snaps fulfil a deathbed Promise to his father Kirk Douglas to quiz the rackets and go straight. This kind of fare is generally difficult to screw up but Munholland Barrie and director John Landis make it look easy. Their idea of wit is to have snaps Tell his goons not to ca11 him Boss a Yos .���,.-,. Boss a they reply. This gag went stale around 1938, yet its trotted out not a once not twice but six times Stallone shouts his Quot lines louder and louder As the film drags on As if to wring laughs from viewers through sheer volume. The rest of the cast catches the same Bug for a superlatively ineffective display of mugging. = Peter Rei Cri whose career has been in free fall since he peaked with a starring role in another Landis vehicle the. 1978 classic animal House is especially annoying he plays snaps top lieutenant As if he studied at the Moe Howard school of method acting looking like he can hardly refrain from giving some-., one a double Eye poke. Through All the dumb slapstick there area few very few Small bits that Are Quot a Worth a chuckle. Most of them involve  and Martin Ferrero As a snaps mild mannered tailors the Finucci Brothers who arc mistaken for deadly sicilian hit men and its amusing for a while to try placing the familiar faces in the huge cast which includes Tim Curry of Rocky horror picture show Fame Linda Gray of televisions defunct Dallas and Yvonne do Carlo of the old Addams family. But that gets old Fash and what a left is a Limp mishmash of bad acting and terrible jokes that is truly a labor to sit through. Of the title refers to snaps former chauffeur who gets about four seconds of screen time in the very last scene. Naming the film after its most in consequential character makes about As much sense As anything else  a  Only May but Stallone has already managed to secure his usual plact on my annual worst movie list. Oscar gets Zero stars. A a rating system four stars Musi Sec three stars a Worth your time to it to stars a passable entertainment one a a Star a coming soon to a video outlet near you and you can wait. Hilltop Robins of Sun Ernest goes to jail pm2p.m. Sumo a awakenings pg-137 . To narrow margin r7 . We a. Rocky v pg-137 . M. a Hamlot pm7 . Say a la. Story pg-137 . Sun Dick Tracy pm. 2 . La Story pg-137 , Wiesbaden. Command a Lindsey a a a a. Sun Tho rescuers Down under g2 . Sun a misery r7 . Th. a. 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Once around r. 7 30 .top ten movies a these Are the top 10 movies in the slates according to Hexhi Flor relations co with ticket sales last weekend listed in millions of dollars. 1 Oscar $4,2 2 one Good cop $3.4 3 a kiss before dying $3 1 4 toy soldiers $3 5 Oul for Justice $2 8 6 the silence of the lambs $2.54 a a. _ 7 a rage in Harlem $2 5 8 mortal thoughts $2 9 dances with wolves $1 810 teenage mutant ninja turtles 2 $1.7 May 12, 1991 sunday