European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - December 29, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse Bruce Willis left and Damon Way an s team up to investigate murder and mayhem in the last boy scout. 0�mn company Chuck Vinch staff writer on Mon ii the last boy scout rated a must see Worth your time passable entertainment coming soon to a video outlet near you and you can wait let us sing the praises of the mis Malch cd buddy action adv Turc genre where men arc measured by the size of their guns where women Are sluts and bimbos where untold quantities of fake Ketchup erupt in Crimson geysers from every imaginable body part where the height of witty repartee is along the lines of a Bleep you Quot a no Bleep you Quot yes you get All that and a whole lot less in 77jc last boy scout a Low rent lethal weapon done a which is hardly surprising since the writer is Shane Black a repetitive and not very imaginative sort who penned the scripts for both lethal we aim films. Black shamelessly plagiarized himself in telling the talc of Joe Halle neck Bruce Willisa composite of every Down and out private detective in history. See if this sounds familiar. Joe is a former top notch government Security Type who is now Sam i alcoholic and in desperate need of a new razor. He a scraping the barrel for cases while his neglected wife Chelsea Field fools around with his Best Friend and his alienated teen age daughter Danielle Harris shouts obscenities at him on the rare occasions when he drops in at Home. Hallenbeck worked for the secret service and even saved the presidents life once but he was drummed out by a Sleazy senator Chelciu Ross after catching the Public official in a Compro Musingly Kinky position with a Young girl. He a thrown together with Jimmy Dix Damon Wayanda former All Star pro football quarterback who was banned from the game for gambling and drugs when Jimmy s Girlfriend Halle Berry is ruthlessly gunned Down in the Street. Seems she became too involved w Ith the aforementioned senator and Sleazy goings on involving some football types who want to get Rich by controlling a legalized sports gambling Racket. You can t ask for a More dastardly threat to the american Way of life than that huh when Hallenbeck and Dix begin following up on the girls murder they soon find themselves up to their eyebrows in thugs with shotguns and bad haircuts. For those who like to keep track of such things Here a a partial menu of what to expect four people blown to atoms by massive car bombs one Throat slashing five lovingly photographed head shots four gut shots one nose pushed through cranium one immolation one Shotgun knee capping and this films piece de resistance a human Puree whipped up by whirling helicopter Blades. And a Bonus a the Standard reconciliation near the end Between Willis and Field has some of the funniest dialogue Ever written for a supposed love scene. Director Tony Scott tries to pump the same kind of Energy into this him As he did with top gun but he never quite makes it. He s hampered greatly by the Low voltage chemistry Between Willis and Wayans. They never quite Click primarily because their interplay As dreamed up by writer Black is hopelessly banal. Fans of this genre and you know who you arc will find enough raw meat Here to give this film two stars but everyone else will find it a rehash of Many other better movies that offers absolutely nothing new. Its As mediocre As Willis sliding film i am s thamam family rated on inc 25th anniversary of the Addams \ annual so Anee. Held 10 bring Back Gomez s missing brother pcs it an imposter Plain to Teal the family ensure. What the greedy pans Crasher does t know is what Kitzul of characters make up the family. Raul Julia and Anjelica Huston. An a Marie a taht Flaval oops Wil rated g. The animated return of that lovable indent has Wievel heading into the wild West to become a Lough Lawman voices by John Cleese. Dorn Deluisi and James Stew at t. Bay nth mood rated a in the ghetto site is concentrated on survival. This Immy lakes Ion into such a neighbourhood to toes on the Eft oits of the Young people who want to Rise above the crime and violence Lee cube Ami Cuba Gooding or child May 9 rated r. Clui Eky the monstrous Little doll returns again to terrorize unsuspecting victims. Andy the Little boy. Is now a troubled la year old in a military school Justin a Lialiou and Perry Reeves. Oalan Aalam rated r. A Beautiful and intelligent attorney is caught in a dangerous situation. Her Lover is her Friend s husband and a notorious member of the i,.a. Underwoo id. After his death she becomes a prime murder suspect and her life is put in danger while try ing to a killer Barbara Hershey and sum Shepard. Far tha boy rated r. This musical comedy explores the ill fated love affair Between a male female song and Danec team As they tour w Ith the us to entertain the troops during world War 11, Korea and Vietnam. Hette Midler Ami James Caan. Fraddy Waadt Tia final Elf Tmara rated r. First run. The Nightmare began on nov. 2, 1984, in the town of Spring Wood. Now All the children Are gone and it s Lime Lor a real Battle Between Freddy and a child psychologist. Deane and Ricky Dean . Ilia hard Way rated r. An actor researches an upcoming role As a cop by going to the streets with a real new York policeman. The Veteran homicide detective baby sitting him must control his own urge to kill his unwanted Shadow. Michael j. Fox and James Woods. Hotshot rated . This warped version of top gun finds a group of mainly defective flyers collecting themselves for a highly classified Mission. Lloyd Bridges Charlie Sheen and i Ary Elwes Lata for Donnar rated pc i. Goni Eily. Two men Frozen for 29 years in an Experiment must Learnt to adjust to a world profoundly different limn the one they seemingly Jusi left. Brian Winmer and Peter Berg. Lmax Largo r aled r. A comedy Alhout a Young Man trying to break into the world of to news lit his struggle to fulfil his dreams he almost loses his own identity. To. Arson and Lisa Ai Rindell. Feint Braaf rated r. A Young Fri agent investigating a string of Bank robberies goes undercover among the Maverick fringe who surf the Southern California beaches lie meets a charismatic surfer who level pcs hint that if you want the ultimate thrill you have to pay the ultimate Price. Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves. Tha Fob Muat mat rated r. A powerful Busic Somun is involved in Vatican corruption deals with a country priest who is elected Pope by mistake. Robbie Coli run and Herbert Dun. Fra Lucyl rated pm. A private detective is hired to find an Accident prone heiress who disappears in Mexico. He thinks that with the help of an equally Klutzy person they might lie ulv to figure out where she is. Provided that old cliche a it takes one to know one Quot is True. Danny Glover and Marlin Short. St met rated pg-13. A hip music teacher in the 5lh introduces the students at a repressive boys school to the Rock it Roll Era. John Travolta and Jamie Walters. Ton pm rated r. An undercover police officer joins a motorcycle gang to Loti their plan to assassinate a High ranking government official. Brian Bosworth and Laucci leu Rikson tymm Mitty rated r. A Black Man gets a look at the world through Quot White eyes Quot when lie poses As a White Man to elude a mob Boss. Henry and Frank Lang cola. Aim m my a Abs circuit rated it All dogs go to heaven King , the Story ii. Die next chapter lilt dalmatians. Peter pan. Ratio Foi Hill it Ted s bogus Jour nov ghost dad Hie rocketeer Star wars suburban no judo what about Bob a ratio of -131 career it Ippoli unities. Doe Hollywood. 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