European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - May 3, 1992, Darmstadt, Hesse Voices big loss delusion death of and after Kinison Joe Bob Briggs goes to the drive in Here a a letter to big Sam Kinison a cause i know he can hear me Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam you went and died on a Friday night you put your whole obit at the mercy of the weekend staff. You got the lamest Gold urn obituaries in be Ever seen in my life. One of Mem quoted Richard Belzer spouting off about How you were not speeding. Do you think when Jackie Onassis Dies write a she did not appear to have aids they wanted you to be guilty or at least whacked out. Several of Mem mentioned your a new that a what they called her. They did no to say they think of her As a Bride. And they Only mentioned her so they could say something like a maybe his new wife would have become the calming influence he needed in his in other words Sammy they re still convinced it was you who was doing 95 Down the wrong Side of the Highway screaming popping pills cutting doughnuts through the Mojave. The Story that came across the a wire just did no to make sense to Mem. They kept trying to rewrite it in the obits. They had those leads ready a Sam Kinison whose whole life was an unending howl of comic anguish lost control of his car the same Way he lost control of his life spinning into a fiery cataclysmic grave As he and then it did no to add up. There you were doing the Speed limit with your Bride and other members of your family like Holiday travellers on their Way to the grand can Yon. Get this Sam. You la love this part. Lisa Star in the Good the bad and the sub humanoid class of nuke Mem High part x Back to Earth now for this week s flick which has to be shown at the drive in because it would never fit on an indoor marquee the Good the bad and the sub humanoid class of nuke Mem High part 3. Whew in a already exhausted. This is the latest from Troma inc., of new York City whose slogan is a movies of the unfortunately we have to watch them in the present. When last seen Tro Mavillo new jerseys nuclear reactor was being destroyed by a giant puking mutant Squirrel. After the Squirrel eats a few news reporters its lured away by a helicopter dangling a Patriot missile disguised As a giant Acorn. When the Squirrel eats it his head explodes. Unfortunately one of the sub humanoid High school students has already been impregnated and soon gives birth to sub humanoid mutant twins one of which is stolen by an evil lady professor with a 6-foot-High Beehive Hairdo and her one eyed . Cohort or. Slag and their fat sumo wrestler sidekick. Wait a minute. Why am i doing this this is a Toma movie ill just say this this is the Best class of nuke pm High movie since. The last class of nuke pm High movie. Sixteen dead bodies. Thirty two breasts. Exploding mutant Squirrel. Green vomit. Bloody Gross out Newborn mutant twins. Battle to the death with ninjas in roller skates wielding Lead pipes. Skateboarder set on fire. Leg ripping. Hand through Chest. Zombie vomit. Mutant clones brutally beaten to death with rolled up newspapers. Drive in Academy award nominations for Lisa Star As bricks wet nurse and wife after All he grows up in two year for telling him she wants to help him study for his entomology exam because she likes to be a up All night cramming Brick Bronsky As the sub humanoid for saying a i just can to shake that feeling that in a not a whole person and for having a sex dream where a two extremely trendy Well dressed lesbian spirits exhort me Lisa Gaye As the excessively Beehive professor Holt for spying on mutant sex sessions and saying a Check focus on her Melon heavy breasts and John Tallman As the evil or. Slag for ordering Brick to use his sub humanoid Powers to turn a croissant into plutonium. Two stars Joe Bob says Check it bobs advice to the hopeless Victory Over communism the four screen 1-70 drive in in Kansas City recently pulled 1,400 cars on a single night continuing a record season that saw Good business at All of the Kansas City area drive ins including the twin drive in the 63rd Street drive in the you know the drunks that killed you ? Here s How the Al Lay times started off its Story about you a they were the kind of kids to whom comedian Sam Kinison a bellowing stage Persona was often said to Appeal a two Young men in their late Quot teens drinking and driving fast on a Friday night. In other words you were killed by your audience Sam. Love by the sword they never did get it did they Sam you were judged big Sam by people who have lost the capacity to get about anything. They done to recognize people who do get As being anything except lunatics. They done to know Sam. They done to know that the Only people who get that Are the people who Are really a Little naive. People who look at the Rotten world can never accept that its supposed to be Rotten a even after 9,000 people Tell Mem a look that a the Way it is that a the Way its always been its there Are always a few weirdos like you Sam who get so you can to stand it. You keep saying no it is not supposed to be Rotten a you keep saying a no no no no no no no it can to be state drive in and the Boulevard drive in. F. Rich of Kansas City reminds us that with eternal vigilance the drive in will never die. Dear Joe Bob lots of Benoin there on aids. Its awful. So is trauma breast cancer Colon cancer lung cancer. All kill More than aids a and receive less Money in research Money. Ainu to a perfect world. Steven f. Reeder m.d., . Dallas dear Steven Well the main difference is that nobody is trying to keep children with traumas out of the schools or bar Colon cancer patients from going Back to work or Tell women with mastectomies that its their own Damn fault. If you done to think aids is treated differently you Haven to been paying attention. Creator Syndicate to did cum the meaning at me with Joe Bob. Or to get free junk in the Mai my Joe Bob world Temou we an the weird newsletter write Joe Bob ngg. . Bov 2002, Tehee. Texes 75221 Joe Bob s tax line is always open 214 368-2310.turn up volume on the outrage Over breast cancer Linda Ellerbee i hate How vulnerable breast cancer makes you feel. For years in be been cast As this Strong Tough Dame. It Wasny to True but it was better that than having people think you were some silly scared simpering girl. . Not for the woman Warrior. Even alcoholism the other life the rating disease in my life was kind of Macho if you know what i mean a hey Guys lets sit on these bar stools and drink till we fall off but breast cancer. Possibly they be found my Achilles Heel. A chink in the feminine Armor. Sure feels funny this vulnerability stuff. And now not Only am i supposed to reconcile myself to losing my breasts and with the help of chemotherapy my hair temporarily at Leas while still trying to get used to the incredible possibility of my own actual mortality in a also supposed to choose sides in the Battle of the diseases. But i wont. Women with breast cancer and men with aids have More in common than not its Only that our similarities Are less subject to definition than our differences. But the Way we question the Basic femininity of any woman who loses a breast ? its the same Way we question the Basic masculinity of any Man who Shiv positive. It does no to matter what magic Johnson and Arthur Ashe might say. There exists in too Many of us the willingness to believe it must have been another Man who gave them the virus. People acknowledge ashes multiple surgeries and Johnson a Showtime Bimbo hopping and still somewhere in the Back of their minds they titter. These Arentt real men they titter. No i will not be choosing sides in the Battle of the diseases. Its obscene to even think of doing so when Good women and men Are dying every Day from one or the other. Yes its True breast cancer gets less Money for research than aids does. But you know what some people survive breast cancer. The same cannot be said of aids. Not so far. And from an awareness fund raising standpoint it aids research gets More Money if that disease gels More attention its because in the beginning aids was primarily a Gay menus disease and they fought the Battle for National attention better than straight women a supposedly far less fringe group have fought for attention to breast cancer. Those men turned their plan into anger they got out in the streets and screamed that anger at those in Power and they did it together. Women Are so solitary so polite so quiet but of course that a the Way we be been taught to behave. Divide and subdue. The Story of the women a move ment. It would be Nice if women could learn from those truly Strong and truly in the Best sense of the word masculine men who shouted about aids until the rest of us were to listen who shouted until they got something done. If women could do that a hell if women could simply get it together to vote in numbers anywhere close to what we represent in the population a we might see real Progress. And not just in conquering breast cancer. Until then we can Only fight these fights by ourselves each one of us As it comes to us to do so. Trouble is with breast cancer coming to one in nine of us today there Are a lot of lonely women warriors out Here. King Tsatur Syndicate May 3. 1992 sunday a Page
