European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - June 14, 1992, Darmstadt, Hesse Feminist debate rages on about now Joe Bob Briggs goes to the drive in in Case you Haven to been following the last St feminist debates Lemma kind of sum it up for you Here first Sally Quinn the Washington Post columnist Best known for being the shortest lived hostess in the history of the today show writes a column called who killed feminism ? Sally a answer lesbos killed feminism. A Bunch of National leaders have been turning Lesbo and refusing to shave their armpits. Before you Start lemme Point out that Sally is saying this. Not me. Sally next thing Patricia Ireland president of the National organization for women gets royally hacked off because she a the one who said she had a a love relationship with a woman Quot but she did t see any reason to give it up and neither did her husband. A personal aside Here i think we be reached a new Ivel in the a sensitive pretty soon these Guys la Start having surgery so they can become actual wet nurses anyhow Patricia basically called Sally a Bimbo. Then Donna Minkowitz a reporter for the advocate homosexual paper called Sally a i have a question Here. It la just take a minute and then Well get Back to our Story. Does no to a homophobe mean a fear of homosexuals a Why Are they always calling people a homophobes a i done to think there Are Many people who actually fear homosexuals. Except me of course. I May actually be a homophobe Ever since i was traumatized by lesbian picketers the last time i did a show in san Francisco. I was afraid they were Gonna beat the crap out of me. But that a not what these people Are usually talking about. Done to they really mean hatred of Gay people so Why do they always think its fear or do they mean its people who Are afraid Ihal they re Gay themselves if you know the answer to this w rite in and Tell me. Of Back to our Story so Donna says you can to Call being a Lesbo a a negative condition a and Sally is an airhead. Here a my favorite part. Next Gloria Steinem herself called Sally a a water Bug on the surface of life a and demanded an apology1. Then there was Susan Faludi. You know the one on the cover of time Magazine who looks like a Manson cult member the one who wrote the Book backlash the undeclared War against american women she called Sally she did t specify whether she threw up but in a looking Back at that time cover and yes i believe she did and then Susan said the thing of All this was worthy of Joan Collins on dynasty. A who is Sally Quinn to be commenting on feminism where has she been All these years during the struggle for woman a rights she a just been sailing along on the coattails of her husband. A 000000000000000000000 3000. Low blow Sally is married to Ben Bradlee. Retired left in the air in Center of the web. Editor of the Washington Post next thing you know Ever Bod who has Oxer been called a a feminist Lesbo or non la to. Is weighing in with opinions. The fur is living the feathers Are ruffling and the fertilizer is hitting the proverbial Tan. So 1 Feci its time for me to step in ladies Stop it this minute All right. Lets be dignified about this. The Issue is very simple. Can a woman be a Lesbo and still do a great Fob As the Leader of now lets look at it logically. Who belongs to now Quot a three million women and 40,00 1 men. What kind of men Are they sex husband types Complete with hush puppies. What a a woman to do of course its of. I defend the right of All women to do any disgusting thing with their bodies they want to. After All. This is America so get used to it Stilly. Speaking of pillars of the feminist movement. Charlene Tilton is Back this week s movie. Enter of the web is the second Tilton flick in two months and this time she plays a Tough assistant District attorney a Well at least As Tough As Charlene can be a who finds out her acting teacher Boyfriend. Ted prior has been kidnapped by hoods because of a mistaken identity and almost assassinated onh now the hoods think lie s a Hitman from Detroit and so lies recruited As a secret government agent by Robert Davi meanest Man in the movies to play along with the hoods and try to find out who a trying to assassinate the governor and. 1 forgot. Eleven dead bodies. No breasts. Three motor a Licicle chases with two crash and Burns one exploding school bus. Drive in Academy award nominations for prior As the acting teacher turned government agent for saying Quot if i w As that Good of an actor i be teaching to make a living Tony Curtis As or. Big for saying. Quot Catherine it s Only a game a its just a game Quot and Tilton As the Spunky Little prosecutor for saying a i care about you a i really do. Will 1 Ever see you again a a the answer is a probably two stars. Joe Bob says Check it bobs advice to the hopeless Victory Over communism the Pynsia timing drive in in Andover Ohio still plays double features seven nights a week uses the Ria Hook on the window speakers instead of radio sound and sponsors the biggest Flea Market in town every sunday. Brian Johnson of Greenville pa., reminds us that with eternal vigilance the drive in will never die. Dear or. Briggs you nominated me for Best supporting actor award once in destroyer As the Flake recipe and i thank you. My career took off Jim Turner los anger sex dear Jingbo sarcasm is never attractive. Dear Joe Bob you will be surprised i was to learn that the a Little Nek kid nympho Spanish girl in Bolero was actually Olivia do Abo who plays Karen on the wonder years. Her appearance has changed and she did look Spanish in Bolero. Manfredo Vespucci Plainville mass. Dear Manfredo so it was Olivia who uttered that immortal line �?�1 am ready Juicy too a i think its time we reminded her of it Don t you 1 creators Syndicate to discuss the meaning of life with Joe bed or to got treo a mail and Joe Bob s world famous Iva Aio the Ive id news Joe Bob by Gas. To Box 2002, Daas. To j o h a is always open ,214 368-2310.hair cuts through trauma covering cat and cancer Linda Ellerbe i can t even remember that cats name Only that it was Orange and looked mangy. Not that the cat had the Mange. Of. No. That cat had been checked. By me. I was 7 years old. I knew better than to try to pass a mangy cat off on my Mother and i wanted the cat to pass. Pul Ceze. Of up Lecic. Ill never complain about sunday school or Finger paint your bedroom. Which was an Accident anyway sort of Ever again. A two week trial was negotiated. Then my head began to itch the week a foie school stalled. Mother took me to the doctor muttering �?o1 knew that cat had the Mange. I told you so a Well. No. It did t look like the Mange but still a i told you the Good news was neither i nor the cat had the dreaded Mange which meant they would t base to put us to sleep. The bad news was me and the cat. We both Hail us a Fine Case of ringworm. At the mention of the word Quot worm a my Mother went ballistic and began shouting things to the doctor about us being a clean family and. Quot ringworm he explained was a parasite and i d got it from the cat. Would i be Able to Start school in two weeks yes but the treatment would have to begin immediately and the treatment would begin with shaving my head. Excuse me my hair was Long and i wore it in two shiny braids. I was proud of my hair. What else was i going to be proud of a gazillion freckles shave my head Start second Grade Bald my Mother looked like she might throw up. I took heart from that. A wok. Do it now. Right of no the doctor explained he did no to do things like that. We should go see a Barber. My Mother called my father at his office insisting he join her at his Barber for the shaving of Linda Jane a head. My father a sensible Man first pleaded a business appointment. When he saw that Wasny to working he tried hiking a Small heart attack thu u said head meet us there. But it was no Good. My father and the Barber took one look at this Little girl sitting on a Board across the Barber chair her hair unit aided and to her Waist and chickened out the both of them a i can to watch it a moaned my father. A i can to do it Quot moaned the Barber. Quot of brother a said my Mother Quot give me Ilu Damn my Mother Cut two grown men i cd and i wit. Stunned. Yes on the first Day of school i was the Only Bald girl in second Grade. What happened some people teased me. I fought a fight or two. Cried a tear or four. Eventually it made me Tough. It made me less Likely to worry about what people thought of me. It made me More me. And finally it made me laugh. I knew something the other kids did t. It was Only hair. And hair grew Back. Tonight i think about that As it scars later Tinee old and dear women friends shave off what Little ban the cancer has left on my head. It is finally Only hair and so what if in a the Only Bald girl at the of fice tomorrow. I can laugh and who it Imri make me tougher still. I Hough i m no Ash i Suic Toucher is heir
