European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - November 29, 1992, Darmstadt, Hesse K voices trying to find proper pasture for greedy old party Joe Bob Briggs goes to the drive in As the cries of agony were echoing Down fifth Avenue on the night of the burning Bush Republican realtors All Over America were collapsing in Little heaps of Sterling Silver jewelry and Gucci pumps. On the same Day As the election the Corcoran International report was released with the awful news fifth Avenue is Only the sixth most expensive neighbourhood in the world a a measly $529 per Square foot. For the first time in decades All those people with terraces overlooking Central Park had to suffer the humiliation of Nola being the wealthiest people in the world anymore. In t it amazing How last the democrats work a what will a Republican do in the 90s? let s look at his options 1. He could move up to the fifth most expensive address in the world a the Zurich erg neighbourhood of Zurich Switzerland. 2. Maybe the 90s Republican would be better Oft in the fourth most expensive neighbourhood a the knights Ridge area of London. 3. How about trying number three a the a aim Section of Tokyo 4. We re running out of Republican neighbourhoods Here. How about the second most expensive in the world a Avenue Henri Martin in Paris 5. That leaves Only one Choice a the most expensive real estate in the world at $1,200 a Square fool. It s the waterfront in Monte Carlo Home to millionaire athletes escaping High taxes movie stars frolicking with their Bimbo of the week various dysfunctional relatives of Grace Kelly race car Drivers named Enzio gamblers real estate speculators gigolos film directors drummed out of the states on morals charges con men liars and tourists. Speaking of Republican ideas that maybe nobody will take seriously anymore William l Rjedkin just came out with a flick called rampage where he tucs to prove that there should be no such thing As an insanity defense in a murder trial. Actually Billy the inventor of on screen vomit Nacle this flick five years ago but Dino Delaurentiis went bankrupt and lawyers got involved and 1 done to know what the Heck happened but its just now being released so it s a serial killer flick but not As intense As Henry portrait of a serial killer mainly because the murderer is a John Travolta lookalike. So As he kills slashes and mutilates his Way through Suburbia then defies the cops prosecutors and lawyers to get the death penalty on him you finally want to stand up and Start singing Quot staying alive slaying alive eight dead bodies. No breasts. Corpse chopping. Stabbing. Throat slashing. Brain scan. Euthanasia to. Catholic fun. Drive in Academy award nominations for Grace Zabriskie As the serial killer s Pill popping mama for saying Quot i always gave him love roue Applegate As the blubbering Tui i whose wife gels blown away for saying. Quot i think All this was god s ideas and Alex Macarthur. The serial killer with a Nice haircut for saving. "1 need a doctor right Grav and a a you la never understand me Quot and �?o1 Nevi meant to hurl him a i m i ded his met a it gtd two stars Joe Bob Sas Flcik ii 11 it. File Alex Macarthur locked up in rampage. Joe bobs advice to the hopeless Superior being Alert in 1977 god saw fit to is Ini Hurricane Belle to Long Island n.y., where it blew the Flanders drive in screen at least Halfway to Connecticut. The drive in has never been Tom Down but this year a of scrub Pine broke to Lough the parking lot. Things Are looking Giru indeed Didiw Thompson of Stanford Calit. Reminds us that w re out eternal vigilance it can happen Hie. Dear Joe Bob could you Sav a few would As the drive in mov n reviewer about How Man which is set at the coliseum drive in in Oakland and Rimio flyer which i Haven to seen and about halt a zillion other late Model movies Are about How dad gets drunk and beats the kills i mean socks his of n Oil Spring across the room so they requite at Tention. Seems to be a Hollywood concept like maybe Anna Freud got a Job in development at the studio. Haw Haw dad used to be just dad like in a just dad or maybe you re just dad or j Ark Lemmon was Gist dad in missing. In a a Little confused by the Sterico typing and i Haven t noticed am Good dads at thu flicks lately including that Pansy ass Robin Williams in Peter pan a Don t you believe in tallies 1&Quot dude who was a bad dad. I Chute Kalz Berkeley. Calit. Dear Richard the Hist pro dad movie was Kramet is. Kiann which came out in 1979. Everything since then has been anti dad which a pretty much blame on vain feminist influence. Hollywood is Tienda it used a it be that feminists wanted to be equal with men. Then they decided they did no to want anything to do with anything male. Then they decided they did t even want any males around for tiny reason. Look at what we end up with Thelma and . At least it had a logical conclusion a driving Oft a chit. In the final analysis they were just women dryers dear Joe Bob i just read your column about women inv Nimg the a Macho personally i believe that Wanda Bodine was the problem not women m general after All Candy Apple red pants have a habit of bringing out the worst in Wanda 111 is inc Kashit 11 i s Mai me tips m am. Ii in me dear Christine actually their Aie some women that to ppm red pants brings out the Best m c . Gnu in it kind of easy to make a habit of Good deeds Linda to Larlue i a Ai Obj. Of Quot do r a Tro a a Quot to ii it -y>2 r a o it a a. .00 this is going to be a corny column and its Anne a fault. Let me begin by saying i do not know Anne la Cibit i done to know anyone who knows her and i can to find her in the usual ways. I read that she lives in California in Marina county when she House sits and performs Odd jobs. 1 read that in an at tide about her in episcopal i if. The article was reprinted from Glamour which was Topi Mcd from the san Francisco chronicle. But that a not How 1 met her so to speak. It was Danny a journalist and Friend who lives m Washington . He came to new a Oik last week and staved with us. The next mottling we Ucic hav ing breakfast at a Coffee shop near my House. A delivery Man entered earning two or three huge buses lie was talking loudly about something and not paying a lot of attention to Wycie lie was going. The boxes he was a riving slammed Loose a rack holding five big plastic pitchers Volm i then fell on me. Now in new York this is just the kind of incident that i mrs out the worst m us. Quot Why Concha look Vav Liege a going a creep Quot would be a pet led Ivac cd i Able opening line Hie. Then he could reply. Shove it lady Quot that is what usually happens. Sopi camies it Hap s pens when you go to pick up your dry cleaning and there a a Hole in your Best jacket or when you find yourself in a cab and the Driver does no to know the its but that Sok because he does no to speak English either or when someone has Cut in Fiona of you m line of elbowed you in a crowd. Or worse. When its Avo is it s violence. Random acts of violence and senseless brutality. The result of Way too Many people ribbing up against one another. So when the Man Slung the Box that Ini the pitch i is that fell on me 1 should have opened with Quot you Momma Quot but instead i said a a that a k in a not i smiled at the Man. 1 did this because of Anne i Icib Cit. The night be foie Danny asked me it id heard of Hei and when i said no he said 1 should try to find her because she made such Good sense. He said that Anne la Cibit Lias this saying practice random kindness Ami sense less acts of Beauty. I lie idea said Danny is that anything you think their should be More of do it inn Dolly he called it Gnu r Ilia goodness. It does make Good sense. We All know we should be kind All the time. That a what they told us m Sun Day school. But we re not kind All the time. You can t be. Its too much to ask. However what you can be is kind sometimes in those situations when no one expects it. Random kindness. Like pulling up to the toll Booth and paving Foi the three cars behind you. I Ike putting a Quarter in someone Vise s no Lei like offering an older Peison a place m Fiona of von in line. I Ike slipping Money into a proud old s purse. These Are the kindnesses Anne a Ribeil talk a. About. Vav hat makes her Milf Cicil from c Ico Ige Mush and tils a thousand Points of Light Quot a a Anne 1 l Ibert s .1 Ion is big Sci. Millions not thousands Iid u. Dami doing the Little think s in big was k. 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