European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - November 7, 1993, Darmstadt, Hesse In a panic Over a Beavis amp butt head \. A a get real. Of in Drew Barrymore stars in Doppel Ganger. Joe Bob Briggs goes to the drive in there a been a Jot of Beavis amp butt head bashing going on lately. But you can Tell that none of the b. And. Washers know what the Heck they re talking about be cause they never even know the difference Between Beavis and butt head or Between a Beavis joke and a butt head joke or what we in the arts Call the Beavis sensibility and the butt head ethic. These people Are nuts. This cartoon is so lame that it has worse animation than Hanna Barbera. Sometimes nothing moves except the characters Mouth a an effect last seen in the series space Angel in the Early �?T60s, it was actually a technique called Quot synchro Vox a living human lips superimposed Over animated bodies. It looked so weird they stopped using it. But Beavis and butt head survive in spite of All the Mush head censorship loonies. And they survive because of Joe bobs first Rule of comedy if you laugh at it its Good. I can to believe these people who say Quot Well yes it does take me laugh but i wonder if its healthy laughter.�?�. What Are you idiots talking about is some evil twin forcing you to laugh is the butt head Demon taking Over your body and contorting your face so that you laugh at vile unfunny stuff but what really bums my Bacon is that the censors arc starting to win. People Are starting to believe this stuff. Mtg has announced that future Beavis amp butt head shows would be the reason people were upset is that they claim their kids Are watching Beavis amp butt head and setting fire to cats. They were especially nervous because during the same week Disney got in trouble when kids in Jersey started lying Down on the Highway and playing body Chicken after watching a scene in the program where a Guy does the same thing. And somebody got killed doing this. And so they concluded naturally that Quot it must be the movies you hear this All the time now. Its the movies fault. Its the to shows fault. Its Joe bobs column. Its All those dirty magazines. Does no to anybody Ever think that if you watch one scene in a Tovie and decide to throw yourself in front of a car there might have been 97,000 other influences in your life that contributed a Little bit to that decision and when i was a kid i did no to even need Beavis and butt head to Tell me How to blow up cats. I knew kids who blew up cats. If we keep this up Well have to ban Romeo and Juliet because it encourages teen suicide. Lemme say this again reality. Movie. Reality. Movie. Two different things. The reality comes first. Then the movie. Not the other Way around. Sheresh. Speaking of things that should never be censored our right to look at Drew Barrymore a two enormous talents busting out of a skin tight body stocking is still intact after doppelganger the latest in her series of psycho Bitch from hell roles. In this one she a mentally disturbed nubile and looking for a new apartments a deadly combination. One by one the members of her family Are dying horribly from multiple Butcher knife wounds but her new Roommate screenwriter George Newbom has his eyes planted firmly on the kumquats. It takes a lot for me to say this but. Drew May _ be the new Linda Blair. Two dead bodies. One dead cat. Three breasts. Multiple aardvark ing. Bloody Shower. Hand nailing. Knife through the Palm. Drive in Academy award nominations for Barrymore for saying Quot i can to Cook but i can Cut and a we did no to do anything you and i a done to confuse me with Here. Four stars. Joe Bob says Check it out. Joe Bob s advice to the hopeless Republican Alert the Waterboro drive in in Walterboro , has had a sign up on the marquee that says Quot closed for repairs Quot for two years now their phone number still rings but there a no answer. Its not looking Good. Bill Shoemaker of. Charleston reminds us that without eternal Vig Ilance it could happen Here dear Joe Bob i can to believe in a sitting Here wasting my thoughts and energies on the likes of you. Guess i just Felt like it. On behalf of anyone with any Intilli Gynce May i please be allowed to say you re Worth less How in the hell you Ever managed to eke your Slimy Little self into the major newspapers of the United states ill never know. What do you think of women anyway you refer to them primarily As two four six breasts. Or occasionally As a broads a Etc., Etc. You re stupid. Did you Ever see elephant Man remember when he says a i am hot an animal a i am a human being i feel like that a lot. In a not a gun toting Bra burning sign bearing feminist. In a just a woman very Young and Beautiful and smart too by the Way a so done to write this off As a dried up humourless Hung up letter writer. But done to you Ever get whatever hatred a of an entire gender a you have out of your system you be got Talent. But Why not write so you Hurt few Rofus. . Flash teen age girls have hormones too actually teen age girls Are More than teen age boys can handle. Theoretically. And girls Are turned on by the same things boys Are. The very idea of sex is just As sexy to a girl. They done to really just Lay there thought you a like to know that. Or not. A fellow human being Vallejo Calif. Dear fellow human being what article did you read anyhow i love women. Creator Syndicate to Diaczum the Mearing Ottry with Joe Bob of to gel tree junk in the mail and Joe Bob or a Famou be Detrex the Jobob report. Ferrte Jobob Briggs. . Box 2002. Oar As Texas 75221. Jobob s fax a me is always open 2t4 368-2310. A winning Book on the loser of breast cancer Linda Ellerbe to bar is Over. Breast cancer awareness month is finished for another year. Now you can watch local news and not have to sit through another Story in which some smiling survivor is telling you to go get a Mammogram. Now you can watch the morning shows without worrying whether you can actually perform the Scatch and destroy breast self exam they re demonstrating for your Benefit. Now you can pick up a women a Magazine without having to read one More article about the risk factors of breast cancer. Now you can go to a Charity event a without somebody insisting you pin a Pink ribbon on your Lapel. Now you can raise your Money and your voice for some other equally important cause. October is Over. Now you can forget about breast cancer. Unless you have it. Unless someone you love has it. Unless you get it yourself Between now and next. October when breast cancer will once again become a National topic for a month. If any of the above apply to you then you la want to know far More than you Learned from the Media during their Short spurt of paying attention to the disease. Most of us when diagnosed go almost immedi lately to the Bookstore or Library in search of. What Hope Comfort truth in Case you or someone you love needs to know about breast cancer when its not october in a going to recommend two books. One by or. Susan love the breast Book Addison Wesle Isnit new but most women who get breast cancer use it As a Basic factual guide. The other Book is new. Examining my Sef Faber amp Faber is by Musa Mayer. Mayer a not a doctor but hers is the very Best Book anybody has Ever written about what its like to have the disease. Mayer a Book unlike books most survivors write is also filled with facts Clear useful stuff along with the emotion but the difference is that Maver is one hell of a writer. Over and Over when Reading her a. Quot Book i would say to myself a yes that is exactly what it Felt like a or Quot i wish id understood that to put it plainly the lady is eloquent for All of us. Near the end of her Book she writes j found myself in a dialogue with my illness personified in my fantasy As a rather smug High minded internal voice. / ranted i raved. I asked unanswerable questions. A Why Are you in my life Quot i wanted to know. A a present you with these challenges Quot my cancer replied. Quot to live life fully never knowing How much time you May have remaining. To embrace the experience of brushing close to death having undergone painful and difficult treatment. To accept yourself As a woman again without a breast and with All the changes of menopause. To take responsibility for doing everything you can do to achieve optimal she knows us. It has been nearly two years since i was diagnosed but when i read examining myself i came to understand that despite what i May have thought i did t know it All. Sometimes people ask me if in a going to write a Book about having had breast cancer. In a not. Musa Mayer has done it better than i Ever could. And so it goes. King feature sym icat november 7,1993 sunday a
