European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - May 22, 1994, Darmstadt, Hesse                                S so crazy about that nothing nowadays Joe Bob Briggs goes to the drive in a member the scene they always had in 1 j the �?T50s Sci i flicks where the Guy would discover a ufos in the desert and head say Quot  never believe me a  think in a crazy a and then head go into town and notify the authorities and sure enough they would Force him to see a psychiatrist and then he would spend the rest of the movie trying to prove he was not  know Why you never see those scenes in the movies anymore because there shot anything you can say or do that will make people automatically think you re a crazy., a a a a a v a a a a \ you can go into the office on monday morning and say Quot you know what i talked to my dead Mother last night. It was  and nobody will Roll their eyes nobody will refer you to a therapist. The most Joey thing people will say is Quot you know that reminds me of the time i went Back to a previous life i had in the i8th Century and talked to a Man who was dead at that time but lived in the 16th Century Quot take another example. Somebody says a a in Mon this new diet a i cat is Brown Rice and Cranberry juice. Those two foods have All the nutrients that you need and it provides a super Rush of amino acids that gives me continuous Energy so that i Only need two hours of sleep per night a and nobody laughs. Everybody nods and says a where can i get a copy of that a. In other words we live in a time where its impose Sibleton be crazy. And if you arc crazy then that Sev id acc that you re actually sane. In a sure there Are people who hang around mental institutions just to pick up information from schizophrenics speaking of things that happen Over and Over again Traci lords 20th movie of the year just came out and this time they forgot the lesson of her fast movie and they started letting her have dialogue again. Profound lines too requiring actual emotion. Things like a dammit what am i Gonna do a the flick is called and its the Story of a Sensi live Kung fun trained Diamond thief who works for insurance companies who done to Trust the cops to recover stolen jewelry and so they hire Traci and her Boyfriend instead. Meanwhile the cop assigned to the Case gets the hots for Traci a not realizing that Ever since Traci started working in a rated movies she refuses to take her clothes off for any reason. She even wears underwear in the Shower. Fifty three dead bodies. Two motor vehicle chases with two crashes. Seven fireballs. Two flaming gangsters. Gun Battle in a hockey rink during a hockey game. Exploding helicopter. Kung fun. Drive in Academy award nomination for Jorge Rivero As the Numero Uno gangster for saying a some of my men were killed tonight and in a hurting  two stars. Joe Bob says Check it  bobs advice to the hopeless greedy Developer Alert first the Las vegas 4 drive in off the Tonopah Highway in sin City built two additional screens and became the Las vegas 6. No sooner was the paint dry on the new screens than Syufy enterprises announced it would get rid of the file a hot Traci lords in ice. Drive in and build a the largest theatre Complex in the United states 20 indoor Bull stuff screens with 5,000 seats on the same site Mike Weatherford and Carol cling remind us that without eternal vigilance it could happen Here dear Joe Bob a a i thought you might like a copy of this Green Sands and featuring none other than Erik Estrada and he a straddling a motorcycle too i know that Indonesia is god s country but now we be got or. Estrada for Competition. Wow just to  you know Indonesia is anything but a communist country so this ainu to no a commie Alert a but there has been a crackdown on a a unauthorized videos. So we got lots of Hong Kong Kung fun. We lost a  of Linda Blair videos to the police bonfires. Joe Bob does this country have Hope ? do i have Hope if i stay Here not Only Are Good videos hard to find we have Beta format help a \ a a . Jakarta Indonesia dearl.t., a a.  since the year of living dangerously came out i have held your country responsible for making Linda Hunt a movie Star. A god knows these things. Maybe you deserve Beta. Dear Joe Bob i was touched by your column about failing to be politically Correct your difficulty in getting it. Your efforts to Correct this condition i.e., Kkt equating racially vigorous Are commendable. You asked for Reader suggestions. Here Are mine. Dan Quayle a Ortho graphically challenged. Dead a Thanet logically challenged. Zombies ambulatory Thanet logically challenged. Rapists a romantically challenged. A mass murderer Thanet logically efficient. Bulimic a Etc tidally adept. Sod Mist a Orifici ally  a morally challenged. Politician a see psychopath fundamentalist a historically disabled. Old chronologically challenged. Very old a chronologically  Lowry Woodacre Calif. Dear Tom. Another one for dead would be earthworm enhanced. A creators Syndicate. A to discuss the moaning of Lito with Joo Bob or to got Iroe junk in the mail and his world famous newsletter the Joe Bob a port write Joe Bob Briggs . Box 2002, Dallas Texas 75221. Joe bobs tax line is always open 214 368-2310. N land sea and television we Are going to relight world War ii this june. Its All in Celebration of the 50th anniversary of the invasion of Europe and it. Has already begun. My partner spent the better part of a Day and night two weeks ago watching the invasion participants reminisce on a Span. I say As Long As we re in an anniversary mood lets not ignore another big one. Forty years ago this Spring we were just beginning to listen to Rock a no Roll. On television children watched something Call Ding Dong school. It was a classroom that welcomed All children at a time when real classrooms did not. Most american schools. Were still segregated. Separate but equal was the order of the Day and Linda Brown was a third grader in an All Black school in Topeka Kan. A i had playmates of All nationalities but when school started we had to go to separate schools. My Mother would try to explain it to me. She would put her Arm around me. She would put her Arm around me and say a Well sweetheart its because of the color of your skin that you cannot go to school with your  Linda smother and father were not eager pioneers but the White school was near where they lived and the Black school was faraway so when the a act decided to try to enrol a Black child in an All White school the Browns volunteered. The Browns lost at first but the a act took their Case and four others to the supreme court which had established the separate but equal doctrine in 1896. Then on May 17,1954,40 years ago this month the supreme court decided that separate but equal schools were inherently unequal. Linda Browne smother was ironing when she heard the news on the radio. Quot i do remember coming Home that Day in May a says Linda Brown Quot and my Mother shared with me what she had heard on the radio about the decision. I remember my father coming Home and seeing tears in his eyes and him saying thanks be to -god.�?T�?�.-. A a a a a a a a a a a Brown is. Board of education affirmed for the United states our commitment to the principle of racial Justice. The decision was meant to Lead to the end of segregation in education housing and employment. But it did no to. Not even in Topeka. In 1979, Linda Brown went Back  on behalf of her children to try to Force the Topeka school District to finish the Job the amazing thing about Topeka had not been the severity of the segregation but its persistence. The Case has continued in one Way or another since then. Last month on april 18, the trial began in . District court to determine what desegregation was by closing the four predominantly Black schools without touching the predominantly White schools. The judge has told them to go Back and rethink that plan. Topeka is just one place. The truth is that most our schools even when a a completely desegregated Are still places where racism exists. And Why not our society is still such a place. Forty years after Brown is. Board of education we Are still Black and White and rarely together. We Are still in school. Still learning. And so it goes. A King features Syndicate Quot Page 20 sunday May 22,1994