European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - September 09, 1977, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 18 the stars and stripes Friday september 9, 1977 Jimmy new York the other Day Klein the lawyer sat in his office in deep gloom. The end of the summer is the time when criminal lawyers such As Klein have the roughest time. Most of the courts close Down the Public screams about crime and the judges Are out catching sea Bass. Klein the lawyer stood up and patted is Side. Pretty soon my ribs will show he told his Secretary. I told my landlord that i was hungry and he told me so am i " the Secretary an swered. Her name is Ronnie and she can be moved As easily As a girder. She handed Klein a note saying it was payday. At this Point she took a Long distance Call. Ira Wasserman from East Stroudsburg pa.," the Secretary called out. Klein the lawyer jumped. Ira Wasserman Money the card file in Klein s hand told him that , once of Queens now had a big dress manufacturing business in Penn Sylvania. Klein the lawyer is proud of this memory he says it can deliver the oldest name the oldest fact As if it were telling of something that happened a few minutes ago. I sneer when i see a computer Klein the lawyer says. Some people complain that Klein becomes a Little lax about updating his file and that is Why Klein should study Greco roman wrestling to handle Bill collectors. Klein says that this is a canard that his memory is faultless. And now in his office the Rolodex whirring in his head he saw  in his mind tanned and sleek wearing a $500 suit. Klein grabbed for the phone. Ira Wasserman the greatest he shouted. Ira Wasserman sounded depressed. He said psychologist accuses Newton Mendel of data fudging san Francisco up sir Isaac Newton the physicist and Gregor Mendel the geneticist have something unpleasant in common says a University of Connecticut professor. Ellis p. Page an educational psychologist at the University of Connecticut told the american psychological society both men s data must have been fudged to strengthen the announcement of their scientific theories. Page made the assertion while defending the late sir Cyril Burt the British geneticist accused since his death of faking evidence to support his theories that intelligence is mainly determined by genetics. His son had been arrested for Possession of marijuana. How much Klein the lawyer asked. Almost nothing  said. I Don t know what to Tell you. They re trying to make a big Deal of it. I Don t Trust the Situa Tion. Could you come Down Here tomorrow an handle it for a Friend like you i la walk any place on Earth Klein the lawyer said. Now i want to talk to you about a  Wasserman said. Don t even mention such a thing Klein the lawyer said. How could you Tak about such a thing How could  talk to Klein about a fee Klein told himself i always knew How to handle Rich Guys. Then he got the information he needed from Wasserman made arrange ments to meet him in East Stroudsburg an Hung up. This is Beautiful Klein the lawyer exulted. Just a Little marijuana. Only a nazi arrests somebody for marijuana today. And . He sits on Money like it s  i Hope so his Secretary said. Klein the lawyer drummed his fingers on his Temple. I know. Anybody who goes against this memory should be listed As a Sui  in the morning whistling Klein the lawyer drove to East Stroudsburg. He was the first one in the courtroom and he sat in the front Row and read a newspaper. The clerks were muttering about the judge. When he wants to get away he does to care about any living human one of the clerks said. He says he s leaving tonight no matter what happens the other said. Klein the lawyer shrugged and turned a Page. The noise in the Back of the room caused him to look around. Here was  coming into the courtroom. Here was Ira was Serman in a suit that looked five years old and with the gayness in his face that conies from Only one incurable disease broke. Hello i feel terrible about this Ira was Serman said. Klein could not move his Tongue to form a word. I went bankrupt two years ago and i had to sell my House and now this happens to me Wasserman said. Now you told me you did t want me to mention a fee. But i Don t care what you said. I want you to take  he handed Klein the lawyer $149. He also gave him an official paper that said that was Serman s son had been caught with enough marijuana to fill the hold of a ship. Klein the lawyer wanted to kill himself. Now Wasserman s son came in. It s Over nothing the son said. It s really not important enough to get excited  that s Good Klein the lawyer said. Then you won t get excited about being imprison for a  Klein the lawyer looked up at the ceiling. Do you have anything personal against me he asked. Then he took a deep breath. All right i m Here let s go Klein the lawyer said. The prosecutor had a Deal for Klein s client. Plead guilty to this lesser charge and the recommendation would be for a Light sentence. If you go to trial on this it could turn into something heavy the prosecutor said. "9h, i m Here to go to trial Klein said. This is an important Case for my firm. I la probably tie up your courthouse for a month. We have a big staff of lawyers Back in Kew gardens preparing motions. I want to have a hearing on the arrest. This Case will take a Long time. The client does t care. The client got All kinds of  the prosecutor flinched. Go ahead Tell the judge Klein is  the prosecutor coughed. He did not have the guts to go inside and Tell this to the judge. He knew the judge and his wife were inside checking airline tickets for the flight they were booked on at the end of the Day. After this things took Only a Short time. And after the necessary ceremonies the judge left the Bench and headed for the Airport Early and Klein the lawyer and the Wasser mans the son free walked out of the court room. When am i going to see you again the father asked Klein. You bring up old  ill see you when you re feeling better Klein the lawyer said. By Nightfall Klein the lawyer was Back in his favorite bar the part i bar on Queens blvd., and he had a few drinks and did some dancing with girls who As always looked exactly like his first and second wives. When Klein the lawyer dances his body shakes like a puppet and he becomes very excited. I won a big Case today he said. The girl nodded. Somebody said something about the judge and i just remembered him saying it. That was the Winner. I got a hell of a memory he told the girl. She smiled. Klein the lawyer proud of himself danced on through the late summer night. C new York news Chicago Tribune across 1 the Mer Ganser 5 past 8 sign of Healing 12 contented sound 13 prohibit 14 fruit of an Evergreen 15 Medley 16 Utility 17 came Down 18 Chris Evert specially 20 Fly alone 22 Terge dogs 26 Glossy 29 actress Grant 30 novelist Levin 31 we  32 Dawn goddess 33 tableland34 Hail 35 King of Judah 36 Defeated one 37 chocolate cake 40 have in one s Bonnet 41 remains 45 places 47 negative 49 rational 50 relative of a Lily 51 Guevara 52 upbraid 53 sea Bird 54 Long period 55 goals Down 1 food fish 2 lounging Slipper 3 Ireland 4 dishonoured 5 mistreat 6 talk idly Slang 7 Electra s brother 8 italian opera House 14 9 Virginia Delaware Etal. 10 Black Bird 11 Wager 19 irritate 21 poetic form 23 half is  24 gaelic 25 River to the Moselle 26 shadrach s Start 27 s labour s today s crossword avg solution time 25 into. Answer o yesterday Puzzle. 28 granary 32 True substance 33 dressmaker or Milliner 35 pub order 36 underhand throw 38 author of ghosts 39 like a Cereal grass 42 begin to appear 43 City in oklahoma44 places 45 butter portion 46 rubber tree 48 exclamation 12 a 18 27 28 40 2z 38 19 32 47 54. 29 48 20 39 41 36 33 49 30 42 10 44 9-9 Learann Landers deaf Ann recently i saw a to special on incest. I doubt that Many people watched it. It was aired at 11 30 . And incest is subject most folks would rather not think about. The narrator said previous statistics have been proven wrong that incest happens much More frequently than anyone had imagined. I believe it because i went through that special hell with my own Stepfather. I was 10 when it began and not overdeveloped. I prayed every night he would go away. I was Lucky. My prayers were answered. He left my mom when i was 13. I was also Fortu Nate that he never raped me. All he wanted to do was fool around. Now Many years later i real ize i m not the Only one. A few Days ago a Friend broke Down and told me she had gone through the same thing with her natural father. Her Nightmare lasted eight years. For some reason her father stopped bothering her when she got a steady Boyfriend. Like me she was Lucky to get a understanding husband who helped her get Over the emotional trauma. The reason i am writing is to plead for More treatment centers to help those who Are not As Fortu Nate As we were. As of now there is Only one such Center in the United states. There Are so Many children and adults with vivid memories going through this awful night Mare. They need help Ann. Uncommon you say she was my next door neighbor. We prayed together without even knowing it dear Friend i saw that Superb Abc special. In fact it was inspired by my column. I Hope they will rerun it soon. More people need to be made aware of the problem. And yes you Are right about treatment centers. We need dozens More. Here s a project for ptas allover the nation. Dear Ann Landers since my father is a dentist who has always adjusted Bills for family i d like to comment on the letter critical of the Young dentist who did not want to do free work for relatives. First setting up a practice is very expensive and there is noway to  for it except with Money received for work done. The patients Don t exactly Start lining up at the door the first Day. Second every person who recently graduated from dental school will be incensed by the comment that they need to Experiment on their patients. It is insulting to the schools of dental Medicine As Well As to the dentists to assume that they Are not qualified to make professional judgments. My father had generous rela Tives and friends who insisted on paying for at least part of their work. They also told everyone they knew what a conscientious Young dentist he was after practising dentistry for 37 years my father still does free and discount work for rela Tives. If you want to compare his gifts Over the years with what they gave him when he was Aboy it is obvious who gave More. Proud daughter dear daughter every dentist who reads your letter will love your letter. And they should. You sound like a neat lady. C 1977 Field enterprises inc