European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - November 17, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 12 a a a the stars and stripes november 17,1990 faces no places Only vegetarians eligible to adopt a Turkey from wire reports the owner of the nations largest farm animal Sanctuary is promoting an adopt a Turkey program for people interested in saving Birds who have Little to be thankful for on thanksgiving. Laurie Boston of the farm Sanctuary in Watkins Glen n.y., said thursday her adopt a Turkey program provides a food for thought she said most people Are unaware that turkeys and other Birds Are not covered under the humane Slaughter act and can suffer horribly in Slaughter houses. The farm Sanctuary located in the Finger lakes Region was created by Boston As a Home for abused and neglected farm animals. Boston said peo ele who qualify can adopt turkeys and keep them in their Homes. She said Only vegetarians need apply. Persons who do not want to House a Turkey can still sponsor one. Sponsors get a picture of their Gobbler and May come to the farm and visit  to her tune a churchgoer sued by her priest because she Sang the wrong songs during services apparently has switched to another Church that has no choir to disrupt. The Rev. Alexander Wangler of our lady of sorrows roman Catholic Church in san Antonio sued Church for Elojia Macias 34, to Stop her from loudly singing whatever song she wanted despite what the choir happened to be singing at the time. Wangler obtained a permanent injunction against Macias and when the san Antonio woman returned to Church determined to sing what she wanted she was arrested. But Wangler said he did not press the disrupting a meeting charge against her. Bexar county court at Law judge Tony Jimenez dismissed the mide Meanor charge although the permanent injunction remained. But Wangler said the woman has since started attending services at another san Antonio  nose knows Evan Cattanach a Job with a whisky maker in the scottish Highlands is nothing to sniff at. A $1 million insurance policy his employer took out on him during a . Visit is proof of his value As a a no ser a the Man who ensures Quality control by sniffing batches of the liquor. The employer Carkhu distillery is Des Moines a breeders cup contestants Wayne and Colleen Tendall. A 166-year-old company which produces More than 1 million bottles of its single malt whisky a year. Laboratory testing can determine a liquors Content but it is Cattanach a nose that determines whether each twice monthly Batch of Carkhu will be saved for 12-year aging. Carkhu took out the Lloyd a of London policy on Cattanach a nose for his two week american trip scheduled to end next week with a tour of a Kentucky  whodunit Mickey Spillane has written a special potboiler for South Carolina troops in saudi Arabia and those who solve the mystery have a Chance to win free air travel or hotel accommodations. A this Little Story is just a Way to keep the Guys reminded of Myrtle Beach said the author a world War ii fighter Pilot and resident of nearby Murrells Inlet . The mystery contest designed to entertain members of the 354th tactical air Force based at Myrtle Beach fab features eight weekly instalments with clues leading to the whereabouts of a former South Carolina Beauty Queen after a fictional kidnapping. The Story will be sent to military officials via facsimile machine for distribution. Those who put together the clues qualify for a prize of two round trip air tickets and several runner up prizes of hotel  on stage a club whose members can tie nails into knots pull trucks with their Teeth and perform other weird feats has been formed in Moscow the official soviet news Agency Tass reports. At a show organized by the club in september a 51-year-old georgian named Jumber Lez Hava did nearly 35,000 pushups in 12 hours Tass said. Verp Kavia Sulu Shvili 17, another georgian pulled a 9,200-Pound truck 115 feet with a Metal Cable clenched Between his Teeth the news Agency reported. And Strong fingered Ivan Shutov a russian who has been nicknamed the a King of nails a a Bent 8-Inch nails into knots in a matter of minutes Tass said. Club president Tyodor Gogoleva told Tass that its 30 charter members have at least 14 stunts registered in the guinness Book of world  cup three Des Moines Iowa couples Are competing in a radio sponsored contest to see which will be the first to conceive a a it a not really anything different from what other people do its just that we re telling the whole world that we re trying to have kids a said Roger Fouche one of three husbands entered in the contest sponsored by station Kinq. Every Friday morning the three couples a Fouche and his wife Ann of Des Moines Lisa and James Machamer of Des Moines and Wayne and Colleen Tendall of Johnston a go on the air to talk about their experiences and the wives take pregnancy tests at the station. When a pregnancy is confirmed the Winner will receive a $1,000 savings Bond six months diaper service and a crib. A we had been trying for about five months so we figured we might As Well win some prizes while we re trying a said Ann Fouche 27. The contest a dubbed the breeders cup a kicked off on nov 2 when the wives All took pregnancy tests. The contest was open to married couples without children and the participants were chosen by lot from the nearly 20 couples who applied. A similar Competition is being conducted by radio station a tax in Pensacola Fla which is offering $1,000 to the winners of it Gulf coast breeders cup. Dear Abby the Holiday season is approaching and i am faced with my annual problem about Christmas. My husband and i have been married for four years we have no children As yet but we both have Busy careers. Every year since our marriage my husband wants us to spend a peaceful Christmas at Home but each year so far we have Given in to my family a wishes that we spend Christmas Day with them. This involves our driving 250 Miles round trip since my family a christmases Are always held at my brother a Home because he has Young children. Last year i suggested that the family get together be held on either the weekend before or after Christmas. My parents and my brother promptly vetoed my suggestion. Trying to solve this problem without making someone angry makes my holidays miserable. Can you offer some advice dreading Christmas dear Abby dear dreading you and your husband have the right to spend your christmases in a manner that pleases you. Give your family and brother notice immediately and done to be Meek or apologetic when you Tell them you be decided to stay Home for Christmas. Once Yon make your declaration Clear perhaps your suggesting of visiting the weekend after Christmas will receive a merrier reception. Dear Abby the letter from the father who started to give his son an allowance at age 3 rang a Bell with me. He urged his son to put half of his allowance in a Piggy Bank and the other half he could spend. That san excellent Way to teach a child How to save. I am a single Mother who took this one step further with my 4-year-old daughter. Near the Holiday season she emptied her Piggy Bank and personally carried the bag of corns to the local salvation army representatives with the understanding that this was to help the less fortunate to have Ali Appier Holiday. Last year was the first Yew and she a already talking about All the Money she has saved for a the needy this year now she has Learned not Only How to save but also How to give. A a proud Mother dear Mother you have every right to be proud. Your daughter is Lucky to have a Mother such As you. Dear Abby How would you define Success philosophy major Urcla dear student succinctly and simply put a to succeed is to achieve ones  however Ralph Waldo Emerson 1803 1882my favorite american poet essayist and philosopher said it Best when he wrote a to laugh often and love much to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends to appreciate Beauty to find the Best in others to give of ones self to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child a Garden Patch or a redeemed social condition to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and Sung with exultation to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived a this is to have  Universal press Syndicate