European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - June 23, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Run in Tail of 2 pets Patrick Mckenna a a. Glirai columnist w a "1 lie British ministry of transport has. I definitely answered the age old ques. I a Tion americans Hove been debating for a a a  a a i decades a who s smarter a  or a. The dog a. A a a a a a a. A. A if you believe the brits its the dog. According to a United kingdom Law,.it a Driver hits u dog with his curve is  Stop. And notify the owner or report it to the police. Yet if he turned a neighbors prize persian into English Road pudding he  have to. Do anything. Ca a a. I think our English friends Are on to something. Here. A a a a a a. A. A yes really Arentt Good Tor much Are they mix. Kept maybe entertaining a . Tot at  Feu minutes. No in a Corrve the last sent  a ?. Ii triad  unfair a decent size Alley eat Loughl Tasha Good Quarter i Ati hour if he s. Hiim Gry and in Good shape. A a cats wont come when you Call them i hey. Don t Letch. I hey done to get  you. A come  a lung Day at wot a they \ a you Len i care less. V a what is especially annoying about cats is. They go to die bathroom in your House. Unlike dogs. A who  your neighbor s Yard a. A. A. The  is lumber than a Box of Kitty.  prove my. Theory Hetes a simple  i meat eat and ilog Dunets can try at Home. Take a. Thisbee or Tennis Ball and wave u m front i your animals nose. Say things like  hey. To oozy  at what 1 got Here boy want to. Gel it Bov a a a a a a a a a a �.�. A a a a a a a a us this time the Normal canc will he m a slobbering Irei Izy a Normal intelligent reaction. A the Tat will do absolutely nothing. Nadu in he cat. May even appear annoyed at the amount of noise. A you re making and bile von. A a a. A a now Lake the Ball and hurl n As Lar . As a you can make sure you re outdoors when you do this. Now observe. Cat owners night not  pet appear Solo be. Extremely interested in an cafes bag blowing across the Lawn. He May even pounce on it thinking its an cafes bag blowing across the. Lawn. It s the cat  about Here not the owner. The dog is going to do something else. He. Knows to ii pc done something stupid but still he Mut tip Mior you Olmi lie does depends on the. Breed of dog you own. Take my . Tuck will take of alter the Ball at Fop  wont Slop until he teaches Scotland. He s not stupid who knows Ufi Eie the halt has been. 1 certainly  put it in my Mouth and in a. Human a. I can hear you cat sympathizers grumbling f etching a in docs t measure intelligence cuts arc no a that they re too dignified. They re too loot and where can get a dog like ?�?�. A a a a a a a a a a. A a Wake up cat people cats Ai e useless. If eats arc As smart As you say they Are How come a. They Haven to starred in any Majot ? dogs have Hud Cading roles in Lassie Rin tin tin and Benji. The Only cat that conies to mind is the. One in Walt Disney a the cat from outer space. That Wasny to even a television show but a movie to. Starring Dean Jones. Plus he did no to even have any speaking parts. The cat that is.  it Oil Walt had to cast an alien Lor t he part since allot oui cats. Were too stupid for the  you imagine a eat instead of a Collie m. A Lassie a a a a a a a a scene trom he Fly come Home. A to nun Quot what s. The mutter. Fluffy a in  i. You eat your Lender Littlest,.lufty Licking her in a meow. A a Timmy Quot of no. It s the bar in t. It. ,. Fluffy the Burn s on flail and grandpas. Trapped inside a a. A a a a a a. ,. A a a Mutiny meow. A Timmy a flu Ltd go fetch c Hief Wilson and Doc we i   a a a. A a it just does no to work. The cat would probably. Get lost and have to  for directions while Las sic would be cocked a pkg and put the lire out and Given Gramps car. I know what you cat owners arc asking your -. A selves a Quot where does this Heathen live because it lever run into him. Ill drop my siamese cat. Named Ling Ling fron the second Story window. To see if it  the sobs face. A a of i hive to admit the varmints can land on then Deelii dropped upside Down Oil the Balcony.  what this trick gets old soon especially if  building does t have an elevator and you have to walk the 20.flights Down to get him each time. The Cal Landig move does no to require  s All genetic a a Freak of nature. This. Ii ill a Renex was acquired Way Back m pre Histo. Rie limes when Seim  cats would ,. Drag dead Pterodactyl Back into the. Cave and neanderthal Man would promptly throw both off the Side  Cliff a a v r cat lovers could counter that dogs have a lot of. Not so Milligent habits such As chasing their tails. All have to Sav is a lot of humans Chase a. My Ball around a Golf course and we done to tall them stupid too often. A. A. A a i Quot could go on for paragraphs but i must run. Because i promised tuck id take him to the my.  of science Aud its his  drive. 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