European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - September 15, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Joe Bob goes tothe drive in maniac cop 2�?T does a number in new York the death filled maniac cop just came out and i know this is Gonna be hard to believe but its even better than maniac cop Uno. Remember that one a you have the right to remain silent. Forever a about the cop that got framed and sent to sing sing where 20 Guys surrounded him in the Shower and carved Indian totem pole designs All Over his body and made him really mad Well he was supposed to be dead at the Bottom of the East River with a giant steel girder through his Chest. But what you did t realize is that he survived that injury and now he a once again roaming the steels of new York like Jason with a badge twisting the necks off innocent people making the cops look like serial killers a and this time he has friends. Officer stir Fry face Cordell moves in with the City a most successful killer of topless dancers a Bardo Geek played by Leo Rossi and together these Guys Are like a couple of goofy cannibals. Cagney and Gacy. Nobody believes Cordell is really alive a except for Laurenc Landon better known As Tundra better known As Christian Brando a Girlfriend who was one of the two cops in the first movie who knew what Cordell was up to along with her partner the great Bruce Campbell of evil dead Fame. I wont Tell you what happens to Lauryne and Bruce this time except it involves shrinks and Chain saws. The shrink is played by Claudia Christian a Best remembered As the stripper in the hidden although she keeps All her clothes on in this flick a and she steamed up with the pock faced Robert Davi the greatest bad Guy working today who plays a Good cop who acts like a bad Guy which is the same thing. In other words its one of those Larry Cohen scripts that has a whole lot of plot getting in the Way of the Story but its directed by William a a maniac Lustig who outdid himself in this flick. There a one High Speed motor vehicle Chase scene that might be the Best Ever filmed. Thirty one dead bodies. Eight breasts. Stiletto through the Back. Shotgun in the face. Neck snapping. Cop on a meat Hook. Two motor vehicle chases with five crashes. Three Guys set on fire. Kung fun. Chainsaw fun. Convenience store fun. Drive in Academy award nominations for Landon As the cop with a Chainsaw for saying a you can to kill the dead a and a i have no reason to kill him a i love him a Davi As the Tough cop for saying a i shot him before he shot me Quot the great Charles Napier As a to Host for saying a when it comes time for your execution you can to con con Edison a Rossi As the Sec avoid serial killer for saying a a you re the prettiest one in my collection so far and a you know i feel like in a a crusader against the whores of the world Claudia Christian As the cop shrink for saying. Officer stir Fry face Cordell strikes. A shooting Cordell is Only Good for getting his attention Lustig the director who did his usual excellent Job Cohen the writer for lines like. A a there a a piece of Cordell in even copy and a a there a Only that much difference Between a cop and a maniac copy and Robertz Dar who does it again As the maniac cop his own self. Four stars. Best of �?T91. Joe Bob says Check it  bobs advice to the hopeless Republican Alert the starlite drive in in Hamilton mont., is face Down and gasping for breath As the Forest service makes plans to take it Over for an office. It opened june 20, 1950, with / wonder who s kissing her now starring june Haver and Mark Stevens and tree to its drive in roots closed with american Anthem starring Mitch Gaylord. Jerry Spang Urdi reminds us that without eternal vigilance it can happen Here. Dear Joe Bob was there Ever a horror movie that was so Gross with the graphics that even you  watch it Chris a Emo part Jones Paducah. Tkv. Dear Chris Betsy s wedding especially the part where somebody kisses Molly Ringwald. On the lips. Dear Joe Bob in be heard that nil commissioner Paul Tagliabue has appointed you As the special counsel to investigate the locker room incident concerning the new England patriots. You know that a the big Deal about a woman reporter Lisa Olsen who was trying to get i depth interviews with several of the players. She was asking some very hard hitting questions like a do you Guys like Man to Man defense or would you rather play a zone a or How about a do you like the Patriot team colors a it was during this super scooping session that 6-foot-10, 280-Pound Zeke Mowatt the tight end decided to help Lisa out by providing her a really up close and personal View of his Rutabaga. And she got embarrassed Joe Bob what a going on Here this is the �?T90s. Please Check this out. Worm Johnston Watsonville Calif. Dear worm i investigated the alleged locker room incident and Zeke Mowatt did not show that woman his Rutabaga. He showed her his Wiene schnitzel. You see How these things get blown All out of proportion. Dear Joe Bob just knowing that your newsletter will be in my Mailbox once a week has helped me make it through Bleak times a like last thursday. Id been sitting in my car outside jumbos Clown room topless waiting for them to open the doors at 2 p.m., As advertised but they did t open until after 3. Since i was already feeling disgruntled about my present employment situation. I was sort of a Down Quot when i went inside. Thinking it might cheer me up i struck up a conversation with one Joe Bob Briggs. Creators Syndicate of the topless dancers who was cutting a week s Supply of pasties out of a Sheet of Silver Contact paper while she waited her turn onstage. Turns out she was in an even Umpier mood than me she d just been docked an hours pay for being late and a fresh Tattoo on her ankle had become infected so it Hurt her to dance. I asked her about her Texas accent and she said shed been a regular dancer at baby doll s in Dallas for almost three years. I told her Joe Bob Briggs gave baby doll s a great review in his newsletter and her face lit up like a string of runway lights. She said that everybody at baby dolls knows you and that you re a great Tipper. She was still smiling As she limped onstage. Keep up the Good work. Mondo Jenkins i Hollywood Calif. Dear Mondo that was t Shirley a thighs Quot Sistrunk was it in be been looking for her Ever since she Learned that new aet where she juggles quarters with her breasts while standing on her head. Dear Joe Bob i am requesting info on How to either receive movies through a Cable local Channel or rent buy videos of the movies if they Are available in that format. Following is a list of these movies. 1. Ebony Ivory and Jade 197b. 2. Caged fury or chained fury. Also there was a Short lived to series called All that glitters in the 1970s produced by Norman Lear. It was about role reversal Between men and women in a matriarchal society. Nick  Fox i Point wis. Dear Nick i get frequent requests for information on movie titles that Haven to been released on video. You have to understand less than 10 percent of All the movies made have been released on video and that a because the owners of the rights for business reasons of their own have decided they Don t want video copies on the Market. Five of your seven titles Are not available. We currently have a a a soft Market for video releases so a lot of producers and distributors Are not releasing a a by titles. Ebony Ivory and Jade should be available from alternative videos 835 exposition ave., Dallas to 7522b. Caged fury is available from any video distributor. It was produced by 21st Century films of Iris Angeles. Norman Lear does t release his to programs on video because they Are lucrative in syndication. Even the Short lived ones Are expected to have future value. Happy searching. To discuss the meaning of Lito with jog Bob. Or to got too Unk m the mail and his world famous to Aro the Woina newsletter write p o to 2002, Dallas. 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