European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - October 20, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse Present problems with Sci i flick a future kick every time i Start to feel like in a Halfway Normal some Dunder head psychologist comes out with new theories about what s wrong with my sex life. Have you heard this latest one its that when two people get married it causes 70 percent of the males in the relationship to get so sexually bored after two years that 70 percent of the females go around begging to make the sign of the three pronged flying Squirrel if you know what i mean and of course you do. A a it a the woman who wants it More often a this psychologist Guy says. Now i find this hard to believe because what have we men been told our entire lives a a you re such an animal done to you Ever think of anything else is this one of those female things that we done to understand is this some Way of manipulating us into buying a thirty Buck dinner at Reynaldo Sec Brasserie wars thaus because i have to admit if it is then in be been falling for it my whole Dang life. They have a name for this thing a desire at least this is what they Call it when the woman says a yes yes yes a but the Man says a no Way Jose the Way you Deal with a desire discrepancy is you Call a meeting and you a talk through the Issue in a Friendly manner. Try to identify what a wrong. Is there a Basic discrepancy in sex drive or has an emotional conflict caused one of you to lose interest a i can to spend much time worrying about these things though when there is drive in Art to be reviewed Here. In future kick a the latest mad Max Ripoff Sci i flick about How the 21st Century is Gonna be full of flaming trash barrels dry ice dog collars and leather jackets a drive in super producer Roger Corman makes an artistic statement that goes something like this a i have seen the future and it includes rung Don a the dragon Wilson is a killer cyborg Bounty Hunter who knows Kung fun and is Earth s last Chance against the evil corporations. Meg Foster is a Rich housewife who lives on Mars along with All the other 21st-Century yuppies but she has to come Down to Earth to find out what happened to her dead husband. Would you believe he got rolled outside an inter galactic topless bar and had his heart ripped out by a psycho wielding a giant Post Hole Digger on the end of his Arm Meg with liquid ice Blue eyes and Don who has worked up to full 30 words of dialogue in his. Fourth movie team up to explode the head of Roto rooter hand played by the always Cranky be Lottimer. It s sort of a Cross Between total recall. Enter the dragon and Marty. But thank god they Cut out the sex scene Between Meg and the Kung fun robot. There arc some things too horrible even for me Twenty seven dead bodies. Fourteen breasts. One motor vehicle Chase. Three gun Battles. Two exploding Heads. Exploding body. Arm cracking. Head slicing. Heart gouging. Gratuitous Christopher Penn. Gratuitous topless bar scenes thank god. Multiple Kung fun. Laser fun. Drive in Academy award nominations for Foster for nagging her husband by saying a i hate it when you go to Earth Jeff Pomrantz As the Sulca Mcball husband for saying a the lower i go the More exciting it gets Wilson for saying a the Only thing you get from feelings is dead and Lottimer for strapping innocent women to tables and saying a there Are Only two things in a Gonna take a your body and your lets Sec now. How would this go a ravish me a she says. A Well now lets talk about that a he says. A when you say a ravish a do you mean sexually a now i need you i want you a a let me Analyse the signals in a getting from you a he says. A if i did no to know you better id say you were making an indecent is this really happening in America or Are couples just doing it the Way we do it in Texas a do you want me a a have at now Isnit this a lot More civilized creators Syndicate Don a the dragon Wilson in future kick. Two and a half stars. Joe Bob says Check it bobs advice to the hopeless Republican Alert the Broadway drive in in Buffalo n.y., was ripped Down for an Auto parts warehouse causing Sharan Ann Krystyniak to forsake the drive in altogether and Start frequenting the Home shopping network. Sharan Ann reminds us that with eternal vigilance it can happen Here. Dear Joe Bob this area Scranton a is essentially the garbage dumping ground of the Northeast so if you Ever get invited you May want to reconsider or at least bring your own water. Have you Ever seen something called blood Joe Bob Briggs creators Syndicate Freak its an absolutely amazingly had born again Christian anti drug Gore movie yeah one of those that almost defies description. Something about a goof who eats a drug laced Chicken and turns into a blood drinking Turkey monster. There a a Sleazy used car Salesman Type who narrates and coughs uncontrollably while he Chai smokes and warns against addiction. My questions Are was this a joke Ani i being stupid thinking that this was meant to be serious did the filmmakers Ever make another movie and if so there be some kind of Law still in Shock. Bill Mulligan Waverly a. Dear Bill i never got to see blood Freak its on my list now though a but it was probably meant to be serious. There was a whole slew of these movies in the late Yatos and Early �?T70s a movies about kids taking drugs or getting pregnant and then their life Falls apart and then Pat Boone shows up and tells Mem about Jesus and All their problems go away and they never take drugs again. The most famous one was called the Cross and the switchblade. And the churches would rent Heaters All Day on saturday and let eve Rhody in free to see the movie. The Only people that showed up were the members of the Church that rented the theater. But these things were really popular with the Jesus freaks. Dear Joe Bob regarding your article on the East German woman do you really think she left everything just to go shopping if she had been a jewish refugee from Russia do you think Abc would have filmed the scene. And. If she had been a jewish refugee from Russia would you have written an article like that you can Tell its getting Post quake time. The same anti German articles Are getting Back in the press. Id appreciate hearing from you. I myself am a a a refugees from Germany. Sincerely Gerhard Mortensen Novato Calif. Dear Gerhard All i know is that in one article after another All i read that the East germans want is a Money Money the same was True of the a Freedom fighters in Panama City. They United the Reebok store Down Lowi. They wanted designer sneakers i know it May sound strange but one of the primary motivations is to buy a Bunch of american and japanese consumer goods. Yes i do think a lot of Mem arc revolting so they can go to the mall. The proof of it is that even after East Germany liberated everybody they still kept pouring across the Borders to the West. Why better malls. To discuss the meaning of Lile with Joe Bob. Or to get tree Unk in the mail and his world famous we Are the weird newsletter write Joe Bob. P o Box 2002. Dallas. To 75221. Or a him at 214 3682310october 20, 1991 sun0ay a
