European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - May 31, 1992, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Drive in Hubby awards naked obsession and other winners of the hubbies after n two year search for a suitable location for the drive in Academy awards ceremonies we were Lucky to be invited to one of the worlds greatest tourist meccas and convention Sites and we had better attendance for the hubbies than in any previous year a better than Cleveland better than san Francisco better than Dallas and yes. Better than Kokomo ind. You know where i m talking about by now. That s right i Hackensack . This year s ceremonies were held in the gymnasium of Fairleigh Dickinson University As part of a convention of horror movie fans called chiller theatre. It was an emotional event when i handed out the hubcaps. No one showed up to accept his Hubcap a some things never change a but Zacherle the great late night horror Host from new York City was there along with Al Goldstein publisher of screw Magazine and seka the great porno Star now retired. 1 also got to meet some of the finest citizens new Jersey has Ever produced. I realize that Many of you made the trip to Hackensack. And so this information will be redundant hut remember everything else about the hubbies is redundant too. I henceforth to wit and sex Post Facto the winners of the 199 drive in Academy award which is engraved on a 1%k Olds Ohmic Hubcap Are. Best Kung fun the runners up Are Thom Mathews blood match As a Guy who s torturing Kie boxers in the desert. Don Quot l he dragon Quot Wilson future kick As a killer cyborg Bounty Hunter who knows Kung fun and is Earth a last Chance against the evil corporations. Anil the Winner is. Jeff Speakman the perfect weapon the most a thetic martial artist since Bruce Lee a Black Belt in Kenpo karate playing a Hothead who takes on the korean  director the runners up Are Dan Golden nuked obsession. William Lustig maniac cop 2. Steve Miner War Nick. 1 Lope purello fowling a. Mario Van Peebles new Jack Ity. And the Winner is. Craig r. Baxley so fone  dialogue the runners up Are 1 Inda Hamilton f  2 Quot anybody not scaring a two million Sun Block is Gonna have a pict to had  Josue. Had Inis brom Mats. Quot we need healthy sailing Earth sluts to Rcpt Pulali our worlds a need sour lose  wends Macdonald. / Cal Lender. Quot she a Gonna he the next Bounce on sour King size posture Eilie. In t she�?T.1&Quot and the Winner is. Wesley Snipes new Jack Cuy. Quot sit your few Dol car ass Doss n before make  page6 a sunday Quot May 31. 1992best bad Guy this is always my favorite category because these Are the hardest working Guys in Showbiz. I he runners up Are Joe Estevez soul Tukcer As an Angel of death who skulls around Mobile ala., in a Black Iron Choat sucking the souls out of dead people. Muce Henriksen Stone cold As chains the bad dest biker in Mississippi who leads an army of motorcycles in an assault on the Mississippi stale Capitol. Bruce Mai ten Payne howling Vias Marker the Frcak show owner and part time Werewolf who manipulates a circus full of deformed people by saying things like Quot you re the worst kind of Freak one who tries to control  Julian Sands Warlock As the Pilgrim criminal who boils the fat of an  male child so lie can Fly better. We slav Snipes new Jack City As a two bit base head who becomes King of crack Street and takes Over entire apartment buildings with his operation his motto is Quot Yon gotta Rob to get Rich in the Reagan  and the Winner is. David Gale the Vincent Price of the �?T90s, for two roles a Bride of re animator As the doctor who despite losing his head Halfway through the first re animator manages to Gratl Bat wings to his cars so he can make a comeback in the sequel and sync nor As a goofball maniac chief executive who gives himself neck injections with a weird Green fluid and murders his senior staffers. For those of you that Don t know it s now the late David Gale. East november David had a heart attack and died. He was onstage Al the time performing in other people s Money the off Broadway play. I m really Gonna miss this Guy. He was really one of the most original actors  actor the runners up Are a Brian bus Ortii Stone cold As a Hincy kicking cop who goes undercover to try to bust a Bunch of joke dealing outlaw bikers. Richard e. Grant. W Arlock As the Puritan Robo Eop who talks like a scottish Guy and says a a witches loathe  and the Winner is. Wings Hauser Street Asylum As the Only cop smart enough to finally say. A you know what i think 1 have a mind control device planted in my  and then dealing with it a by asking his Girlfriend to Cut it  actress the runners up Are Einda Hamilton terminator 2, As the Mother of the Freedom Fig liter of the future who has been living with Central american revolutionaries since 1984, learning How to use pump action semiautomatic assault rifles and when she was t doing that she was in the loony bin pumping Iron and trying to make the weird beat doctors think she was Normal. Vivian Schilling. Soul Tukcer As the main teenager who is sup Posci to die in a car crash but her soul gets separated from her body and so the souls of her and her friends wander around the Countryside trying to Call the police while the bodies arc booked up to life support. And the Winner is. Meg Foster the Lee Queen for two roles a diplomatic immunity As the evil Dominatrix who rules Paraguay from her Island fortress until she Dies with a Harpoon through her Chest and future kick As a Rich housewife who lives on m  actress the runners up Are Robyn i Lai Ris the would s univ Valley girl with a British accent for two roles in Dravage and Deavers classics a Sie tic sigh Marc and Tower of terror a both of Winch were performed almost entirely in Frederick a of lol wond lingerie As the head Bimbo who gets blood All Over her breasts. Roberta Va-.quc/, die 1hs4 Playboy playmate for her role m Syner a him As a Hooker who dresses up in Black leather and makes g. Gordon Lidov Bend Oxer a desk and bark like a dog. De Willi mis. Bad girls from Mars who manages Jeff Speakman top kicker in the perfect weapon. To Lake her clothes off in every single scene of the movie while playing an actress being stalked by a killer transsexual dressed up like a ninja in a Jason mask. And the Winner is. Maria Ford nuked obsession the hottest new actress in exploitation flicks As a stripper who gives a City councilman a special How about giving me a ride Home dance and then asks him to do that kind of sex where Vou twist a rope around your neck and. Well Way too Sleazy to go into  foreign flick the runners up arc la Femme Nikita Francea combination of the terminator the Playboy lingerie video and Gidget goes to Paris starring Anne Pari Laud As a Junkie who gets arrested for killing a cop and thrown into the puke your guts out drug withdrawal prison and sentenced to a life term but is quickly recruited As a government Assassin. Midnight cop German the Story of a Columbo Type cop searching for a Sec Zeball who shoots girls up with heroin and then smears vaseline All Over their faces and stalls Mem to death in a meat locker. And the Winner is solaris Russia the Sci i flick about Weir Beard Vodka drinking cosmonauts wandering All Over a space station trying to keep one another from going bonkers. And finally. Best flick the runners up Are Stone cold Best biker flick of the last 10 years about a Southern motorcycle gang that deals a lot of drugs murders politicians and does no to catch on very quickly that fellow biker Brian Bosworth is really an undercover cop. Warlock Lime travel flick that answers the question Quot could a 17th-Century Pilgrim in a fur suit and an Al Lay waitress in a miniskirt establish a by coastal relationship a and the Winner is. Naked obsession the stripper flick about a City councilman who s tempted by the Devil to spend All his time in topless bars but unfortunately he a supposed to be tearing Down the a armpit of the universe a area called Dante Square and replacing it with a modern shopping mall. Thai s it. Remember next year in Hackensack Arcito is syn Dicalo