European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - December 25, 1993, Darmstadt, Hesse One adventure after another with this dog Dave Barry i have this idea for a new television series. It would be a realistic action show patterned after the Siruc i if experiences of my dog Earnest. The name of the show would be adventure dog. The theme song would go adventure dog adventure Kinda big Kinda Strong stupid As a tog. Each episode would be about an exciting True adventure that happened to Earnest. For example Here a the script for an episode entitled adventure dog wakes up and goes outside. It is 6 17 . Adventure dog is steeping in the Hall. Suddenly she hears a sound. Her head snaps up. Somebody is up time to swing into action adventure dog races Down the Hall and skidding on All four paws turns into the bathroom where to her total Shock she finds the master whom she has not seen since last night adventure dog. Dark master Down dammit now adventure dog Bounds to the front door in Case the master is going to take her outside. It is a slim Chance. He has taken her outside for Only the past 2,637 straight mornings. But just in Case. Adventure dog is ready. Adventure dog bark can it be yes this is unbelievable the master is coming to the door looks like adventure dog is going outside Yaa Ayyo master Down dammit now the master has opened the door approximately one Inch. Adventure dog realizes that at this rate it May take the master a full three tenths of a second to open the door ail the Way. This is bad. He needs help. Adventure dog alertly puts her nose in the crack and applies 600,000 pounds of Force to the door. Master hey door wham and now adventure dog is through the door looking left looking right her finely honed senses absorbing every detail of the environment every nuance and subtlety looking for. Holy smoke there it is the Yard right in the exact someplace where it was yesterday this is turning out to be an unbelievable adventure. Adventure dog bar adventure dog is vaguely troubled. Some primitive version of a thought is rattling around inside her tiny cranium like a by in a tuna fish can. For she senses that there is some reason Why the master has let her outside. There is something he wants adventure dog to do. But what on Earth could it be before adventure dog can think of an answer she detects is this possible yes its a smell yikes full red Alert adventure dog sniff sniff sniff. Master come on Earnest. Adventure dog sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff. Master will you hurry up adventure dog sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff. No question about it. The evidence is Clear. This is a smell All right. And what a More its the smell of a this is so incredible a dog Peewee right Here in the Yard master Earnest adventure dog sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff. Adventure dog is getting the germ of an idea. At first it seems farfetched but the More she thinks about it the More she thinks hey Why not the idea is a get ready a adventure dog is going to make Peewee right now outside its crazy but it just might work master Good girl. What was that it was a sound definitely. A sound coming from. Oyer there. Yes no question about it this is unbelievable its the master out Here in the Yard Yaa Ayyo master Down dammit theme song Singer adventure dog adventure . Adventure dog bark master Down Bear in mind that this is Only one episode. There Are Many other possibilities adventure dog gets fed adventure dog goes for a ride in the car and sees another dog and barks real loud for the next 116 Miles Etc. It would be the kind of family oriented show your kids could watch because there would be extremely Little sex thanks to an earlier episode adventure dog has an operation. A ,. The Miami Herald a Dave Barry has Boon Busy composing his year end opus which will run next sunday. This is a repeat of a 1987 column. By i amp Yaff amp Kun to on a in car. Quit a the a part a it i n it it Tweep tue kvi0 onl1clmk. It few meow capt wow la arc. Page 24 sunday december 26, 1993
