European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - June 24, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 12 Joe Bob Bra goes to the drive in movies killer cops bodies Kung fun weird fun. Check this out this new movie called streets is so intense and Nasty you have to take a Shower after you see it. Christina Applegate the Bombshell on married. With children is a 16-year-old Hooker with a heroin habit and she a the character you re supposed to like in this flick. In the great tradition of Roger Corman movies about hookers Angel Street walking we re introduced to her adorable misfit friends the Ste Zeball who a trying to kill her and the Sappy Guy who wants to marry her a and once again it works great movie. Roger Corman the King of the drive in is the first Man to make great drive in movies in five decades. He executive produced this one which was directed by Katt Shea Ruben the Genius behind the topless bar killer psycho classic stripped to kill. An off duty motorcycle cop with a double barrelled sawed off Shotgun is wasting Street kids around Venice Beach. Christina thinks she can weasel 40 Bucks out of him but when he gets rough she plants four fingernails in his left Cheek and makes him took like Bozo the Clown. A Yuppie runaway saves her life but the cop buzzes around to the no Tell motels and prehistoric caves where the Street people live requesting information with a stiletto until he tracks Christina Down. By this time he a got a bloody leg a Nail through his hand four deep cuts on his Cheek his motorcycle is totalled a and Well the Guy is not Gonna feel any better until he deposits a few Junkie Street scum in the garbage dumpster and air conditions their  got Jason in a uniform again. Four breasts. Six bodies. Ear ripping. Serious face scratching. Exploding motorcycle. One motor vehicle Chase. Forklift fun. Shotgun fun. Electrocution fun. Drive in Academy award nomination for Christina Applegate for saying a by the Way you can forget it a i done to do sex with friends Quot and a i done to do that much heroin a Only enough to get  four stars. Joe Bob says Check it out. Dear Joe Bob As Asher Avenue drive in alumni Here or. Minx Cannibal women birth of triplets Etc we preferred to patronize the Coleman Dairy pasture behind the projection House. Armed with Lawn chairs binoculars and a cooler of Pabst Blue ribbon we took in the flicks for free sans sound with the company of the Dairy cows this was strictly platonic. The drive in is closed now and there a not much on Asher Avenue except them Nek kid Book and rubber Goober stores. There is a Dandy gear Puller and timing Belt museum though yours truly big Lou Whitfield Little Rock Ark. Dear big Lou is this Why you Little Rock Guys have your dates dress up like farm animals when you go to a scene from a streets a which Joe Bob highly recommends. Creators Syndicate the movies i was aware of the custom but did t know where it started. Dear Joe Bob greetings from your faithful Midwest correspondent i have been saving the enclosed article for you. To the Best of my knowledge no one around these parts Ever used this on the air or in print. But it strikes me that you certainly could work it into some rap about one of the grosser drive in movies Quot Lincoln woman wins Maggot counting contest Quot Lincoln a have you Ever wondered How Many immature houseflies a known As maggots a fit in a 9 by 12-Inch cake pan have you Ever cared Kerry Jorgensen of Lincoln guessed that 12,974 immature houseflies inhabited this unlikely Home. Her guess was Only 89 off the actual number of 12,885 and won her a to shirt from the University of Nebraska Lincoln department of entomology. The department sponsored the contest at a recent Institute of agriculture and natural resources open House. Although most visitors avoid the cake pan about 142 participants entered the contest. I was going to close with that dumb joke about the two Lowans who froze to death because they went to the drive in to see that popular film closed for the season but that probably would make me a for sure Bona fide Jerk in your eyes and i would never want that to happen. Best regards George Woods Omaha neb. Dear George thanks a lot. You Tell me after the Maggot eating contest is already Over. Done to you realize George i count maggots for a living. I could have wasted the Competition. Dear Joe Bob i am a 16-year-old High school student Well on his Way to becoming a trash film fanatic. I watched 37 movies last month Why Are the Guys in today a action movies always sex Kung fun champs whose acting ability is at sub Chuckie Norris Levels and horror movies. When its not some Freddy Jason crap it s some no Talent director who uses no Gore but Quot Hitchcock an elements Quot these Guys would t know a Hitchcock an element if it crawled up their.,. Adam Stern Armonk . Dear Adam Are you saying Jean Claude Van Damme can t act Are you saying Sho Kosugi can to act Are you saying. Yeah i get your Point. Joe Bob Briggs the world s Only drive in movie critic used to be Dallas theater critic John Bloom. He now distributes his column through creators Syndicate inc., and is marketing a collection of disgusting horror films on video through the a Laziest movies in the history of the world company of Santa Monica Calif. To plus sunday june 24,1990