European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - November 4, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Rambo overeager in issuing his own Call to arms John Windrow the phone rang sharply at 5 . Today and it was my Cousin rambo from Alvin York county Down in the Volunteer state actually his name is Jimbo but they Call him rambo because he s such a vigorous Type. I work nights and i generally Don t Cotton to pre Dawn phone conversations especially when the first thing 1 hear after saying a a hello is a blood boiling rebel yell. Quot  a rambo screamed. Quot yall got Down to the Recruiter yet boy a Quot say what Quot i said stumbling around and rubbing the sleep from my eyes. Quot its time to get it on in the Middle East a rambo said. A they need some of us red blooded types to get Over there and whup up on  bad boy Sean Penn stars to a state of Grace a one of the new Breed of the Ever popular gangster films. Page 5.tv plus is a weekly supplement of the stars and stripes editors John Taylor Sarah Bottorff Art director Sharon Obday production Lisa Williams Denise Adams editorial assistance Louis Pierce Marian Hamilton i could Tell any Chance of getting Back to sleep was shot out of the Saddle so i punched on the Coffee maker. It started cooking with a reassuring Little Hiss. Quot rambo a i said. A what Are you talking about a a a in a talking bout getting Over there to the Sands of saudi Arabia to tussle with that fiend in human form from Iran who a trying to steal our Oil a rambo said. A the s from Iraq a i said. Quot done to make me no never mind a rambo said. A several of your kith and Kin Are heading to Chattanooga to sign up today. In a going too. You think  let me take my own Rifle a a i doubt it a i said. A the military is big on  a maybe you could bring it when you come a rambo said. A a in a fat and i m 40, rambo. Ill mail it to you a f i said pouring a cup of Coffee in my official . Navy Veteran Mug. A shoot a rambo said. Quot Davy Crockett was older than you when he went to the  a Why does that not make me feel better a i asked. A you always did have a sorry attitude a rambo said. A look rambo Why done to we All just car Pool and forget about that Oil Over there a a car pooling is in american a rambo said firmly. A a it a socialism. Id rather die than  a How about saving Energy Why done to you Cut Down the air conditioner a a no can do a rambo said. A i have to run the air conditioner full blast cause i ainu to got around to fixing the busted out windows in the dining room  a a How a that happen a a your Cousin Willis got fired up during a ten Nesses Alabama game and chunked an empty Bourbon bottle through the windows a rambo said. A makes for hot Summers and cold Winters. I gotta fix that one of these  a How much mileage does that old pickup truck of yours get a i asked shifting subjects smoothly. A Well with the Back full of Coon dogs doing 75 on the Back roads it gets bout 12 Miles a gallon a rambo said. A weight with the air conditioner  a you think there a something wrong with the Way you live rambo a i said. A a in a just a natural born red blooded american a rambo said. A a that a Why in a heading for the  a Well keep your red blooded head Down a i said. A Tell you one thing for sure a rambo said a this is a hell of a lot More exciting than  John Windrow is a former stars and stripes editor now living in Minnesota. Contents cover Quot Mon better blues debuts on the movie circuit. Mini review in Quot what s it about a Page 4. Observations .3 sick and tired of health studies what do you read first in a newspaper featured.5 Hollywood s always loved the bad Guys to talkback.6 what a Robert Urich up to on videos.7 Quot pretty woman a is on the shelf this weeks films 8-9 Quot Memphis Belles a a Good solid War flick Complete cafes circuit listings on television .10 designing women funny Home videos on an television listings 11-14 local Cable and satellite to trends 15 More americans turned off by to television so Boring its dangerous books.16-17 National Book awards Surprise nominees Best Sellers and mini review science and the world 18 funding shift May Hurt . Research at a glance United kingdom Odds amp ends.19 the terror of the driving test miss manners and Horoscope last laugh 24 Dave Barry cartoons from around the world Many americans say they watch too much television and Are finding better ways to spend their time. Page 15. Millie the dogs tale a As dictated to first lady Barbara Bush a is a bit too Sweet but it is for a Good cause. Page 16. Page 2 c to plus sunday november 4,1990