European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - June 30, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse Help wanted jobs can be classified As Tough work i was looking at the claw find Section of a Philadelphia newspaper last weekend and i m glad i m not looking for work in Philadelphia because there Are no jobs in town that i know How to do. Come to think of it. I Enesco seen a Job in a f help wanted and that i could do. There Are hundreds of openings for accountants or. Accountant. Accountant or. Staff a e. Mutant. Cost accountant. Accountant tan. Accountants receivable. I just Don t count very Well. There Are endless openings for nurses. All the hospitals Are trying to steal nurses from each other. If you re an accountant who has also graduated from nursing school., you could name Vocar own Price. Obviously what America needs is nurses and accountants. Met accountants arc men and most nurses Are women it it would make a great two income husband my life team. A Good nurse is a Saint. The reason there Aren t enough nurses is there Aren t enough saints. A the Germantown Hospital near Philadelphia wants this nursing l eader. in Ciper Sona and financial management skills As Well As a Strong customer service orientation Are Nee a translated that Means they want a nurse who gets along with people keeps Good records and changes Bedpan. Most help wanted ads Are in cake. They Don t mention Money. The and will say. Quot offers Excel pm compensation. Of. Yeah in it s so excellent How come you Don t say How much it is commensurate w Ith ability Quot is a favorite. Here s one a salary $2s, uni in $40,000 depending on what Sou think anyone would have of getting the $40.0007 they d want someone under 30 with 25 years sex. Penance. A pharmacists Are in demand. The Only drugstore i Ever got to know really Well was Graves. Drugstore on the Corner of Madison and Ontario and All i Ever bought in there was an ice Cream Cone with a Glass of carbonated water. 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