European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - July 14, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Joe Bob goes to the drive ingesting to the Bottom of courts supreme decision my favorite nightclub in All of America is a live girls totally nude no cover Buffet lunch truck Drivers Welcome a which is located just outside san Bernardino by the Ontario calif., Airport and stays open till 4 . Even on thursdays. There Are two reasons in a reminded of a live girls totally nude no cover Buffet lunch truck Drivers Welcome today. The first one is that i just watched the greatest topless bar flick Ever made a naked obsession starring the two enormous talents of Maria Ford with William Katt As an Al Lay City councilman who loves Nek kid Hooters and Rick Dean As a homeless Guy who lives outside the topless bar and who s actually the Day us Vil in disguise. Anyhow the second reason i be been thinking fondly about All the nights in be spent at a live girls totally nude no cover Buffet lunch truck Drivers Welcome is that the supreme court just made the Dang place illegal. Can you believe this. This topless joint in South Bend ind. A maybe its that Catholic guilt thing a got sued by the state of Indiana for not requiring pasties and a strings. And the supreme court said the state a was right those gals need to be wearing pasties and a strings. But did you read their reasoning its not because Nek kid bimbos Are obscene. Its because the purpose of the Indiana Law is to a preserve  i did no to understand this at first. I had to go read the individual opinions of each of the five justices who voted against Buff dancing. Here a what happened William a wild Bill Rehnquist started the discussion by stating How he can to stand the Way those Little sluts use the same Paula Abdul songs Over and Over again in their routines a Quot like this is supposed to have artistic  Quot Bill i have to disagree there a said Anthony Quot the weasel Kennedy. A a it a not the music so much. I have a practical objection to the absence of a strings. If there a no a string where Are you Gonna stick your Dollar Bills and if you can to top a the dancers things could get out of control. Some girls might be All wired up in drugs and pretty soon some Guy gets kicked in the Temple with a spiked High Heel and we have a riot in our  Quot gentlemen i think you re All missing the Point a said David Quot Frozen Margarita Souter. A the Point is that topless and bottomless dancing were Fine when they started in the �?T60s, with so called a go go dancing. But this is the �?T90s. Some of those women Are in their late 50s now a and they re still dancing. Its All they know. Have you Ever seen a person that old male or female with their clothes off Well have you a no one spoke. Quot go ahead a said Souter. Quot show pm  and then Sandra Day of Connor momentarily caught up in the frenzy of sexual description ripped off her Robes and All the justices As one yelled Quot no put it Back on no please a except for the liberals. Thurgood Marshall said Quot its not pretty its not for me and in a not sure its even human but i defend the right of perverts to look at  five to four. What can you say ii they had t voted when they did. Sandra might still be dancing. Sometimes the National interest has to suffer a Little bit for the Sake of Good taste and our digestive tracts. Speaking of your neighbourhood flesh Den. Naked obsession is the Story of a Guy who a tempted by the Devil to spend All his Lime in topless bars but unfortunately lies a City councilman who a supposed to be tearing Down the Quot armpit of the universe area called Dante Square and replacing it with a modern shopping mall. This movie is so Sleazy there Are Guys on 42nd Street who wont go in for fear of being corrupted. 1 loved it eighteen breasts. Six dead bodies. Knee Sla pling. Multiple aardvark ing. One exploding ear with fireball. Finger in door slamming. One fist Light. Five stripper routines. Striptease fun. A Ehin gun fun.  Academy award nominations for Wendy Macdonald As the whiny wife for saying a you done to Wanna stay a City councilman forever do you Quot Rick Dean As the Devilish homeless Guy for saying a nothing wrong with the dark. You spend half your life in it. Trouble is most people keep their eyes closed Quot William Katt As the City councilman for saying a a in be gotta prove to myself in a not afraid of the dark Quot Maria Ford As the stripper Numero Uno for saying. Quot i Trust you a i know you la be careful Quot and Dan Golden the director for making his first flick the drive in Faust. The kid knows his stuff. Four stars. Joe Bob says Cheek it  bobs advice to the hopeless Victory Over communism the Macon drive in theatre in Macon mo., had another great year and continues to be one of the most successful drive ins in one of the smallest towns population 5,301. It is know la for its Beautiful shingled screen and its double duty service As a used Boal Dealership. Randy Johnston of Oklahoma City a reminds us that with eternal vigilance the drive in will never die. Dear sir please accept my sincerest apology. Apparently you Are not my Cousin Joe Bob Briggs of Billings Mont. 1 apologize for any inconvenience that the repossession May have caused but a Man must be ready to defend his balance of payments against any slacking off even if an innocent person gets caught in the line of fire now and again. All your major appliances will be returned posthaste and the minor ones once the replacement batteries Are installed. Aloha i d Stockwell Natick mass. Dear de you can keep everything except the nordic track. I can to allow my health to suffer. Dear Joe Bob i would appreciate seeing your comments on those great English dubbed Gladiator movies of the Early and mid-�?T60s a creoles the terror of Naples the colossus of Rhodes Etc. I feel this is an area which has been sadly neglected by critics such As yourself. Thanks . Strogen Arlington Texas dear a.c., i love those movies. The original Hercules starring Steve Reeves was the one they were All modelled after. It had All the elements including rubber Alligator wrestling the Deal where they shackle both his arms to horses and pull him in opposite directions and who could forget the contest of manacle hurling what i really remember about those movies is Sylvia Voscina. Whatever happened to her Joe Bob Briggs creators Syndicate july 14 1991 sunday i Page 17