European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - September 29, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Poge 14 the stars and stripes sunday september ?9, 1991faces n place Bentsen Breaks his wife s rib horsing around from win reports sen. Lloyd Bentsen reportedly has sworn off tossing his wife Over his shoulder and carrying her to bed after she suffered a broken rib in a recent incident of such horseplay. An aide to the 70-year-old Texas Democrat told the Houston Post the Accident occurred earlier this month while Bentsen and his wife b.a., were visiting a Wyoming ranch owned by former Energy Secretary Charles Duncan. After a Day of Fly fishing Bentsen announced he was tired and ready to go to bed. When his wife a tall Bentsen former Model replied she was not ready to retire the senator a As he reportedly has done several times in the past a picked her up Flung her Over his shoulder and carried her into the bedroom. The next morning his wife complained her Side was sore. When the pain persisted after the couple s return to Washington she saw doctors who determined she had broken a rib in her husbands display of rowdiness. "1 get a laugh out of it now but for a few Days it Hurt too much to laugh at anything a she reportedly told friends. Bentsen said thursday the incident convinced him to end the horseplay. A we always had fun doing this both of us Quot lie said. A but no More. A junk food cops beware the fat police. Police chief Frank Gilbert of Oak Lawn iii., says officers who have become junk food junkies will have to clean up their eating habits if he has his Way. Gilbert said Friday he is thinking about putting some of his officers on a diet. A i want to look into what you can do with older employees and what you can to do Quot Gilbert said. Quot for example you can t Force a 55-year-old who s out of shape to go out and run a couple of  Gilbert noted Many officers rely on junk food because of their erratic schedules. Quot what Are they going to do take the Candy machines a my All that out of the station Quot asked one officer who admitted being 15 pounds overweight. A we All could stand to lose a few pounds but its just not that  Gilbert said he will research the subject at the International police chiefs conference in Minnesota next  me detective a new York City police officer w to w As kicked off tall taller tallest Kyoko Takiguchi a japanese to personality who is 5 feet tall. Is dwarfed by a Trie of titans during a Parade in Tokyo on wednesday. They Are Pakistan s Mohammad Alam Channa left who is nearly 7 feet 9 inches and is believed to be the world s tallest South Africa s Jacobus Williams Center who is 7-5 and the soviet Union s is Zonko Alekse Eich who is 7-8. The Force nearly 10 years ago for posing nude in a Magazine is being promoted to detective a report said Friday. Cibella Borges 34, told the new York Post that the promotion a which was expected to become official at a swearing in ceremony Friday at the 90ih precinct in Brooklyn a was something �?o1 worked hard to gel. And i m quite proud of  the officer first came to attention in july 1982 when some fellow officers noticed photos of her in a copy of Beaver Magazine. Borges had been working for the departments Public morals squad at the time. She posed for the shots in 1980 when she was a civilian police employee. Borges was immediately suspended and then fired in May 1983, Only to be reinstated by a state appellate court decision in april 1986. A sure when some people hear who i Ain they remember those pictures a Borges told the Post. A but what they also remember is How Strong a person i was and How hard i fought to get my Job  she said although she gets occasional a ribbed about the pictures Quot nobody makes a big Deal out of it  Ann Landers dear Ann  we have forked Over $2 1,000 a year per child for higher education yet we have nothing to say about How colleges ate run. We do not feel that students should be sleeping with members of the opposite sex anywhere on Campus. Motels Are available Lor this kind of activity. Our daughter is disgusted with her roommates behaviour but her sense of loyalty will not permit her to Snitch. Isnit it dangerous to be in the same bedroom with your roommates Drunken Boyfriend please express your views. Parents in Massachusetts dear Parent s when i done to know the answer 1 turn to someone who does. In this Case five turned to three of this country a leading educators a Derek Bok. President emeritus of Harvard University a if a student invites her Boyfriend to sleep in her room that student s Roommate cannot remain silent and expect the University to take car of the problem. Unless the University is prepared to resort to Midnight bed checks or electronic surveillance it is impossible for the staff to know who is sleeping where. A the aggrieved student must notify the administration. The staff can then require the student to ask her Boyfriend to move out and if need be arrange for the student or the Roommate to move to another room. If the Roommate cannot Muster the strength to take even this much responsibility for her own welfare i fear that she May be poorly prepared to Cope with the problems of  a Rev Theodore m. He Burgh president emeritus of the University of notre Dame a the solution is simple but very unpopular with some students especially the Randy men. It is called parietal hours. This Means men and women Are free to visit each others rooms from noon until Midnight during the week and from noon to 2 . On fridays and saturdays. Anyone violating these rules faces serious penalties. A there Are few secrets in dorms. Offenders Are identified and punished. A perfect solution not really but better than making the innocent suffer while the Boorish Are protected. Is this what our society wants Young people to learn i think  a Benno c. Schmidt jr., president of Yale University a if the situation is As the parents described their daughter is facing not Only discomfort but fear of the consequences of her roommates behaviour. It is then essential that she discuss the matter with her Roommate. There Are Steps that could be taken if they do not agree. A at Yale such matters Are addressed by Counselor Deans and faculty disciplinary committees. Yale assumes that its students Are adults and Able to act responsibly we try to educate our students about a Broad Range of matters including sexual issues. Informational booklets Are distributed to freshmen. Counselor student volunteers and professionals Are available at All hours to discuss problems and pursue appropriate  c creators Syndicate letters Loann Landers May be addressed in care of the stars and stripes. Apo new York 09211, and they will be forwarded to her. Dear Abby your letters from women who Are Quot faking it Quot to satisfy their husbands Are hilarious but there is definitely another Side to the Story. For 48 years 1 was married to a wonderful woman livery sexual encounter was an expression of love a not lust. She initiated the activity As often As i did. Then she suffered a paralysing stroke so for seven years i bathed her daily and cuddled her while lying beside her As her Beautiful body withered away. Our love did not require the sexual act holding her in my arms was All i needed. She has been gone for iwo years and no one could Ever take her place. I am a shrivelled 76-year-old Man and certainly nothing to look at. Last year 1 joined a senior citizens group and you would think i am Clark Gable widows swarmed like flies to garbage the first woman i danced with outweighed me by 100 pounds anti wanted to a dirty dunce Quot with me. The first night i had three inv dear Abby nations to spend the night. I never went to another meeting but in be gone on overnight trips with the group. Abby. Women knocked on my bedroom door if you could see me you would know How hard up Icv must be. I would like to find a woman for companionship and possibly later on sex might enter the picture. But every woman in be met a even in Church a makes advances. If these old gals have been faking it with their husbands Why do they become sex maniacs As soon As their husbands Are gone a no bargain in Minnesota dear no bargain please done to Label All women who Long Tor intimacy a sex maniacs a maybe All they want is a warm body to cuddle with. You Are apparently More attractive than you think you Are. Rejoice and count your blessings. Every 76-year-old widower should have your problems. Dear Abby 1 recently attended my first major league baseball game. 1 he Batter lost control of the Bat and it flew into the crowd striking a Young girl. They carried her off and the game continued. We never heard any More about it. Was the child Hurt is she alive who knows does anybody care the game went on. 1 Here was t one word about it in the newspaper but there was an article about a Quot minor hand injury uttered by one of the players. Now that a what 1 Call bizarre Quot cd in . Dear Quot cd you Call it Quot bizarre Quot a 1 Call it a matter of priorities. Whose the reporter who covered the baseball game. Dear Abby we had to laugh when we read the letter from the Schnorr of Arizona w to objected to the use of their name As a sch Norres a a Moocher freeloaders beggars. Our name is Schmuck Quot a How do they think we Teel the schmucks of Ormond Beach Fla. Ciuni Versai press Syndicate