European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - September 29, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse                                I a different a howling for the sixth time f you re seeking the greatest achievements of the �?T70s, the howling i is out just in time for you to realize that you Haven to seen the howling 2, Iii 4 or v. You know there Are sequels and then there Are sequels. Some people like the creators of Friday the 13th, make the same movie Over and Over again. Others like the halloween people have to keep inventing new relatives for Michael Meyers to come Back and kill. But the two Guys who own the rights to the howling just make up a whole new movie every time even if the last one was a Complete Turkey that bombed on four continents these Are obviously my kind of Guys. I wonder if they sit in a room somewhere going a i have this great idea for a movie. A Southern Plantation owner Falls in love with one of his Black slaves. What will we Call it of course Why not the howling Vii. In fact i think All movies should have the word howling somewhere in the title a but now Here a the even More amazing news howling i is the Best one they be Ever made you scoff. Maybe you saw the one they made in Australia the one so Boring people in the Philippines  watch it. Or How about the one with Sybil Danning where the scariest scene came when she kissed Christopher Lee on the lips or the Agatha Christie Type howling which gathered together the worlds lamest actors in a yugoslav Castle. But this time they finally score. A Freak show Rolls into a Little California town where the Orchards Are drying up and everything a falling apart and about the same time Brendan Hughes struggles into town looking like a Crackhead who has been trying to give himself a haircut. We have a pretty Good idea who the werewolves Are in this picture the Guys with the British accents. While the Freak show is setting up its tents Brendan starts getting a Little Wolf but not before he has fallen in love with the preachers daughter and befriended a deformed Crater face Freak with a pet cat. The Way he turns into a Werewolf is a Little different in every movie and i did no to quite get it in this one but evidently it has something to do with a full Moon a Crystal a family curse and an ancient vampires Devil chant. Anyhow its the old Good Werewolf bad Werewolf Story except in this Case the evil Freak show owner might be a Vampire instead of a Werewolf. In a not completely sure. I really did watch this movie 1 swear. Seven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts. Mutants in a Jar. Pickled Giraffe necked lady. Live Chicken  chomping. Pickled Penguin girl. Cat throwing. Three Werewolf transformation scenes. Mutilated livestock. Steel Spike torture. Pickled Turtle boy. Sheriff eating. Gratuitous gospel music montage. Gratuitous Carol Lynley looking like she could scare a Buzzard off a meat Wagon. Fang fun. Worm fun. Demon fun. Drive in Academy award nominations for Bruce Martyn Payne As Harker the Freak show owner for saying a a you re the worst kind of Freak one who tries to control it and a ladies and gentlemen its time to meet the Devil a Sean Gregory Sullivan As the Alligator boy for saying a but i done to Wanna look like this a deep Roy As a three armed midget Christopher Morley As a split Down the Middle hermaphrodite Antonio Fargas As the Geek Brendan Hughes As the sensitive misunderstood Werewolf for saying a you see sheriff in a the new entertainment a Rcd Barclay As a dimwit preacher for saying a a satan a work shall not go unpunished a Michele Matheson As the local girl who learns to love a Werewolf for saying a but hell Killyoun Quot and Hope Perello the director for doing it the drive in Way. Four stars. Joe Bob says Check it  bobs advice to the hopeless Victory Over communism the giant projector from the Fox drive in in Charlotte n.c., which closed after Hurricane Hugo wasted it has been resurrected. In the Back Yard of Sonny Walker of Antioch . Sonny is such a drive in fanatic that he put up a 10-by-. 21-foot screen threw Lawn chairs out in the grass and started charging a Buck a person three nights a week. He Calls it the unusual theater. So far he has shown Shogun Assassin velvet Vampire madman grizzly a but Here s the Beauty of the Deal. If you come Over and Sonny is not showing a picture you Wanna see. Hell change the movie. Jamie Danter and Charles Bau com of Charlotte Rose Zukiewicz of Huntersville n.c., Tim Walker of Morganton n.c., Candace Tippett of Granite Falls n.c., and Dean Williams of Boone n.c., remind us that with Guys like Sonny Walker the drive in will never die. Dear Joe Bob comma i have a solution to your dilemma about proper punctuation period the Way to solve these punctilious problems comma is simply to spell out the intended grammatical expression comma leaving no doubt in the Reader apostrophe s mind about quotation Mark drive in Academy award winners period close quotation Marks semicolon do you understand what i mean question Mark David m. Levin san Antonio Texas dear David comma yes exclamation Point i do exclamation Point you could comma in some instances comma use Fil the howling i wolfs Down 4 stars. Joe Bob Briggs. Creators syn Dicalo excessive punctuation Marks in a single sentence comma thereby creating confusion in readers apostrophe and typesetters apostrophe minds comma if you know what i mean and i think you do period dear Joe Bob i got such a big kick out of your column entitled parents arc made to be hated then loved even though its also a sad subject had a Xerox sent to my six adult children three living in state and three out. I thought it was hilarious and it really a hit Home because i divorced their father in january 1970 after 24 years of marriage and everyone a been suffering from Parent and in Law overdose for the past 20 years. Some of the reasons you listed for sons and daughters a a hating their parents done to apply in our situation but on the whole you a hit the Nail on the  however i started to have a second thoughts As i imagined their responses such As a we done to hate you and poppy a Etc., Etc., Etc. When i asked one of my sons the most sensitive about Parent child relationship she said a that whole column was a joke it was meant to be funny i done to think you should Send it to any of us kids a that old guilt routine i admitted i was enjoying it from the parents aspect and the children might not a read Quot it that Way. Maybe it was All just a Tongue in Cheeky but id like you to Tell me if possible if you weren to being at least a Little serious in a humorous Way. Is there any Way you could write me or do another column if you receive a lot of a children Quot reactions from your readers because in a not convinced i  Send it to them. I think it might do them some Good might help them with their a guilt  but if you say it was a fall in fun a then what will i think i know one thing. When i was growing up in Massachusetts in a 68 1 done to remember Ever a a hating my Mother and father. They were typical new England conservatives and Quot strict Quot in some ways. Could it be there really is that much of a communication and feelings Gap Between generations i Hope not because guilt can Lead to a lot of grief anxiety loneliness headaches palpitations separations divorces. . If they a take it the wrong Way a docs that mean they have to work on their sense of humor Elizabeth j. Lemmon Columbus Ohio dear Elizabeth in be been getting a lot of letters lately from people asking a were you just making a joke or was that a serious Point you were making a As though it has to be one or the other. Let me put it this Way tragedy is always funny. Even children hating their parents is funny. Its funny because its True. To discuss the meaning of life with Jobob of to got from Unk in the mall and Joe Bob s world famous a Are the word newsletter write Joe Bob Briggs. . Box 2002, Dallas to 75221 Joe Bob s tax Lino is 214-363-2310.september 29. 1991 sunday a Page 17