European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - April 5, 1992, Darmstadt, Hesse Voice japanese cartoon turns on . Kids but turns off moms Joe Bob Briggs goes to the drive in in a not sure what a going on Here but have you watched any of these Jap Arceno guns and Hooters cartoon movies Annie Maes they Call Mem and they used to be in the children a Section of All the video stores until children started taking Mem Home and mom would Conje into the room and see Nek kid women flying through space with rockets strapped to their backs layering enemy aliens so they can travel through time to save their Lesbo lovers and she goes a what the Heck Are you watching turn that thing off a and the kids would whine a ooh mom its just cartoons from and pretty soon after that All the Annie Maes got taken off the children a shelves and now they have big Ole stickers that say a contains nudity and a adult subject but i just finished watching about eight hours of these babies and i have to say i can understand Why every 15-year-old boy has bought 30 of these in the last year and piled Mem up in his closet. All of these flicks a not just most of Mem but every single one of pm a Are about Beautiful teen age girls who Wear a lot of French Cut bikinis and leather while they re blowing stuff up to save the world. In fact there a basically one plot for every Annie Mae flick the Story takes place in the future where some new City has been built on the ashes of a City that was blown to Smithereens by evil men. Two girls with superhuman Powers like to Giggle a lot go to school and soak in the hot tub together. A third girl who wears too much leather is jealous of their love and tries to steal one of them away. The Earth is about to be blown up by aliens with enormous robot machines. For project a to those drive in totals Are Twenty one dead bodies. Two breasts. Space explosion. Giant robots turned into scrap Metal with a pubescent girls Bare hands. Giant robot dragster driven by a fat girl. Five monsters the size of office buildings turned into fireballs. Leather Bikini martial arts. Wrist missiles. Sky spiders. Kung fun. Robot fun. Dirty laundry fun. She male Samurai fun. Drive in Academy award nomination for Kazuhiko Nishijima the director for making absolutely no sense. My kind of cartoon. Four stars. Joe Bob says Check it bobs advice to the hopeless Republican Alert a a for Sale sign has gone up at the twin screen vue Dale drive in in Wenatchee wash., even though Mel Duvaul the manager of the drive in for 35 of the theater a 37 years says they just had a Banner season. David Jorgensen of Entiat reminds us that without eternal vigilance it can happen Here. Dear or. Joe Bob Briggs i am writing in reference to your reply to Robert f. Smiths letter in the stars and stripes. Smiths letter is a request for cancellation of the we Are the weird newsletter and an airing of his reasons which to him Are religiously based As to Why he desires a cancellation. Nowhere in his letter does he state that the lord personally communicated to him about a particular movie As your reply alludes. File japanese cartoon hero a to Dai Tokuji. A vote for the neat life of aunt sister Linda Ellerbee in a baffled. Is the stars and stripes editing out sections of your column or arc you having such a hard time passing up a Chance to make Light of someone who has opinions different from your own that you have begun to mentally fabricate things that just Are not real in the past i have read and enjoyed your column. Please done to let the Overly jaded a a in be seen it All done it ally pseudo intellectual Chic attitude that often pops up in the entertainment Industry rear its ugly head in your column. Live and without unwarranted criticism and sarcasm let live. One of these religious nuts John r. Moore . Army bad Tolz Germany dear John As one of Robert f. Smiths fellow christians i found it a Little hard to understand How becoming a. Believer leads directly to cancellation of my newsletter. If you can refer me to the passage in corinthians or wherever it is where he a getting this idea then Send it to me. Anyhow i just thought it was funny that after converting his first act would be 10 cancel his we arc the weird. Maybe he does no to realize How a a weird the a Man was. Surely a religious conversion does no to mean giving up your ability to laugh docs it dear Joe Bob i have been Reading your stuff for years and have always enjoyed it but your judgmental character assassination of Anita Hill left me cold. If that was supposed to be satire you withheld one main ingredient a humor any Wordsmith with your Low tolerance for Bull stuff should understand the Connotative subtlety Between a a cowardice and but just in Case you done to let me put it to you in a More familiar Mode 1. You re male 2. You re White. Leo Muzzy Eureka Calif. Dear Leo Here a my Point about Anita Hill. Seriously. No satire. The proper Way to Deal with sexual harassment is file charges. File charges. File charges. Waiting 10 years and then talking about it in such a Way that no one could possibly defend himself is not the american Way. Creators Syndicate to discuss the meaning of life with Joe Bob or to gel free junk in Tho mail and his world famous we Are the weird newsletter write Joe Bob Briggs . Box 2002, Dallas to 75221. Joe Bob s lax line is always open 214-368-2310. You May remember my aunt sister. I Call her a sister a although she a my mothers sister but i also called my Uncle a a brother and my Grandfather what can i Tell you we re texan and Southern we do these things. The last time i wrote about sister was four years ago just before the presidential election which was to be held on nov. 8, 1988, Sisters 80th birthday. The year she was born William Howard Taft was elected president. This was to be the 18th time she voted for president. Foux years ago i asked her whom she was going to vote for and she said i asked her if it bothered her voting against George Bush who claimed to be a fellow texan. Using simple words and speaking slowly As one docs with children and idiots sister explained things to me. A Linda Jane i could vote against a texan Way before i could vote fora i think about that now As in a facing yet another series of choices for president and not much liking any of them again. Sister always had a better handle on these things. Sister always had a better handle on most things. Likely it came from an Industrial strength heart and a life of hard work. Most of her life sister was somebody a Secretary. She also raised two kids took care of her Mother outlived two husbands and was so organized the leftovers in her refrigerator were always wrapped in foil or plastic then doubly scaled with rubber bands just to make sure. Another thing. My aunt sister was just Plain More fun than most relatives you find in this life. She always loved to read and was greatly responsible for my love of Reading a those trashy Romance an Independent lady sister. Even though her own life was hard and Money More absent than not. She never complained. A couple of fridays ago she did what she did every Friday. At 2 . She drove to the Beauty parlor got her hair and nails done then went to the Post office and the grocery store. At the store she bought cat food for her cat and food for herself. Her favorite a Plain Ham Sandwich on White bread with Miracle whip. Naturally she trimmed the crusts and sliced the Sandwich into neat precise triangles As any True Southern lady would she drove Home took her groceries inside put them on the counter and sat Down at her Kitchen table. She poured herself a Glass of coca cola no Wussy diet cola for sister i assure you lit a cigarette she said shed quit when she got old and began Reading the next chapter in her latest a trashy Romance and then she died. The stroke was massive and Quick. I done to know How she managed it but sister generally did things her own Way including dying. I miss her but i Tell you this much i envy her too. We re All going to die but when my aunt sister died she was 84 years old still Active and doing what she liked to do. That a something id Settle for in a new York minute. Most of us would i think. In a just so sorry i never got around to asking sister whom she was going to vote for this time. I could use the help. Or maybe ill just vote for Elvis. For sister. King Faturos Syndicate april 5, 1992 gun Day a Page 19
