European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - February 21, 1993, Darmstadt, Hesse Threatening to fall out of her Chiffon Nightgown. It Shollo Cluffie Sunset strip Young topless dancer so determined to make it As a topless Rock band Singer that she Falls in with the wrong people. Molano Coll lust for Freedom As the dimwit girl karate expert sex cop who finds herself in a Pris on in the Middle of the desert where she s framed on drug charges drugged beaten abused and molested. Mlo Hollo Foreman Sunset strip As the Sensi Tive Young interpretive jazz dancer who gets booed on Amateur night at the strip club for being a Klutz and forgetting to take off her clothes. Tina Lou so no abort Basket Case Iii As the nympho sheriffs daughter who locks Duane up in the jail and puts on a leather Corset. Sally Kirkland in the heat of passion As a psychotherapist who Falls out of her dress in every scene and Chews celery in closeup. Malta Kobor inside out erotic talks of the unexpected As the woman who says what she s real by thinking when she has sex. Maria Maples mafia Maples journey to fit Ness for investing in a pair of hot Orange bicycle pants and working that inner thigh if you know what i mean and i think you do. Bocky Mullen hard hunted As the Coffee serving Bikini Clad broadcast assistant who Waits inthe hot tub Between Coffee Breaks. Dona Spoor hard hunted four time breast actress Winner As the undercover Federal agent who gets kidnapped then blows up a plane then hits her head on a Rock and is captured by smugglers. Lisa Star the Good the bad and the Suzhu Manoid class of nuke pm High part 3, As the big haired we nurse and wife who tells the hero she wants to help him study for his entomology exam be cause she likes to be up All night Brink slovene Hollywood scream Queen hot tub party for taking the most gratuitous Shower in drive in Thorn liquid dreams As the exotic dancer who explains the rules of life at Scuro Vid. Charlons Tilton deadly bet for wearing a lot of strapless dresses that she threatens to fall out of at any Vasquez hard hunted As the under cover Federal agent forced to Fly to Sedona Ariz., and do deadly Battle with a mini Black Thunder Heli copter equipped with rockets. Cec Verrell inside out erotic tales of the unexpected As the woman who likes to dress up in red Micro skirts and High Alyn Woods inside out erotic tales of the unexpected As the woman who goes up to an artist and says your paintings turn me on and ends up getting herself body painted by the Guy. Karl Wuhrer beast master 2 through the por Tal of time As an Al Lay Bimbo in a Mazda Miata who s driving too fast and zooms through a Brick Wall and lands in the ancient desert where Arkalon s army is trying to kill the beast master. Best Kung fun pan Qingfu Iron & silk the Kung fun master who can twirl one of those 10-foot lances like an leu Saliman Iron & silk As the world s first martial arts Weenie a Guy with a voice like Mickey mouse after a prostate the dragon Wilson forced to fight a half japanese half Anglo Kung fun Champee. Jeff Wyncott deadly bet As a gambling addict alcoholic Kung fun Champion. Best director Ronnlof Cramer even Hitler had a Girlfriend. Rodman Flender the unborn and in the heat of Kadokawa heaven & Earth. Mark Manos liquid dreams. Ploy Sassoon forced to fight. Joe Bob s advice to the hopeless recycling Alert the starlite drive in in Spokane Wash was closed in 1984, and with $750,000 from the Sale of the land former owner Walt Hefner financed and directed a horror movie called the ghosting starring actors from the Spokane Vic theatre. It took him seven years to finish the movie Wake up Clinton the time is now for your leadership. File a bathed Lana Clarkson in Brbara a Queen u. But it finally premiered last halloween. We traded one drive in for one movie i Don t know about drive in will never die but sometimes people commit suicide. Dear Joe Bob is Burl Ives alive or dead by the Way when i was in the Marine corps there was a Guy we called big daddy Dumas lust like the Burl Man s character in cat pfc. Dumas had a More immense than average patriarchal Pitts san Francisco dear Doug the Burl Man like the drive in will never die. You live in san Francisco. You should know tha Burl is the original beatnik. We still dig the cat. Dear Joe Bob we Here at Arizona state think you re great. What s your opinion on Green jello and its role in Earth Day keep up the great work Peter Pihl Tempe Ariz. Dear Peter i m opposed to jello because it s non biodegradable. Even if it weren to i m sick of Bill Cosby making cute control to Joe Bob Ever notice that Maria Callas played backward sounds like Charlie Callas i am the Wal Mart. Gnawing toward the Center of your mind Reed Phoenix dear Justin obviously i am your target. Karotko Kakoo. Joe Bob sorry to hear about drive in fave David Gale. You should be printed a photo of his most memorable scene the one from the classic re animator in which he has drive in fave scream Queen and your Choice for the most Beautiful woman Ever to appear in a drive in movie Barbara Crampton no kid and strapped to a table while he s headless and sur rounded by reanimated corpses no less Wes Pierce Orlando Fla. Dear Wes the leering psychotic face of David Gale will be missed by us All. He was fast becoming the Vincent Price of the 90s at the time he died onstage in new York. Joe Bob whats matter with you the Dallas slimes her Ald goes belly up and nary a comment no retorts for the High sheriffs who Cost you your Job but in retrospect i suppose did you a favor ? at the very least you should set them All up with cushy jobs on your newsletter get them used to a High Standard of living again and then can pm Depickett Albany . Dear de Are you suggesting that i should act a inductively or in bitterness toward my past employers now fallen on hard times you re right. How can i make pm feel worse creators Syndicate Linda Ellerbee Little history. In 1982, on a program called Abc news of might i began ending the broadcast each night wit what we called an essay but essentially was commentary. Five years later i began writing this column which Means that for 11 years now i be been shooting off my Mouth for fun and profit. And during that time i be gotten letters from people who wanted to know Why i was picking on that Nice or. Reagan and that poor or. Bush. They assumed i must be a Democrat or just another fool. I would explain it had nothing to do with my to ii tics it was Only that As you re going to want to comment about who or what is in Power and for All that time republicans had been in Power. That s All i would say and mean it every time but inside Down in the part where the doubt lies another voice would say Are you sure arc you sure it s just that those people arc in Power arc you sure you d be so critical of a Democrat and i would wonder. I wonder no More. As of today 1 want to say that Bill Clinton is acting like a Jerk. How could this Fel Low have sounded so Good in the Campaign and have behaved so sloppily in the White House and yes i know it has been just a few weeks but it sure has been a �00ou in. We can take you out. That s our leadership Rule. 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