European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - November 28, 1993, Darmstadt, Hesse Warming up for another flick on women in prison Joe Bob bri6gs goes to the drive Ino or movie this week comes from the old country Greece and Turkey with actors from the holy land Israel and a plot reworked from ancient sources. You know what i m talking about by now. I m talking about four giggly big breasted col lege girls thrown into a turkish prison where they Are abused tortured humiliated and ordered to take real Long showers. It s prison heat the first women in cages movies in about 10 years now that s not afraid to be a women in cages movie. Prison heat is the ultimate women in cages flick. It has already been banned in Australia and those people Are normally pretty Liberal so you can imag Ine what it takes to get banned there. We have four enormously talented actresses As the vacationing schoolgirls who end up in a turkish prison Rebec Ca Chambers As the Good girl Leader who knows How to use a knife when she has to Lori to Hendrix As the naive Little girl with the body of a woman that makes her prime meat for the system Kena land As the Perky one and Gilya Stern As the guitar playing Good time girl. Once inside they tangle with Tonu Naples As the tattooed Lesbo evil bad git gang Leader Ahouva Keren As the lifer who runs the illegal commissary and Katia Zin Bris As the sadistic old maid assistant Warden. Six dead bodies. Thirty four breasts. One rub Ber Glove body . Three cat fights. Forced soap eating. Force feed ing. Gazebo . Lice. On screen vomit. Yuk two rapes. One motor vehicle Chase. Gratuitous greek dancing. Kung fun. Bimbo fun. Drive i Academy award Nomi nations for Shmil Ben Ari As the Border guard Captain who says you play me for a fool and i m sending you fresh meat David Alexander the screenwriter for writing the line Here cat some the Worms won t Hurt you they re full of protein and Uri Gavriel As the sadistic Warden for saying soon you will come to enjoy four stars. Joe Bob says Check it out. Joe Bob s advice to the hopeless arson Alert the Star Lite drive in on state route 98 in North Pekin 111., had another great year then burned to the ground during a mysterious fire that left a 21-year-old Man dead. Otherwise the fire destroyed Only the Concession stand. The projection Booth was untouched and the screen still stands. But the Star Lite might not reopen. Two of the Star Lite regulars Michael and Gretchen nor ton remind us that without eternal vigilance it could happen Here. Dear Joe Bob it is not amusing to ridicule people with disabilities and the labels we choose to use to describe our prisoner undergoing rehab in prison heat. Selves. I am a 3-foot-9-Inch Dwarf male and i a married to a 3-11 Beautiful Dwarf woman. We Are not vertically challenged nor Are we midgets. Bot terms Are offensive and demeaning. Dwarf is appropriate As is person of Short the term Little person is accepted by Many dwarfs. Please become aware of How offensive and Misin formed you Are. Learn about the civil rights of peo ple with disabilities. Learn our language and Gil Oakland Calif dear Richard the first Rule of my column is. We re All handicapped. Every Dang one of us. Dear Joe Bob i be enclosed the article written by Joe Bob Briggs which i feel very strongly of All i m not fat but i feel very sorry for All the people whom the article m ashamed of my newspaper for printing such an insulting article. If it was meant to be funny it in t. I sincerely Hope Joe Bob does t have to associate with fat by the Way there Are fat men in this world . Should get to look at the person inside and not insult the s Hope articles like this go into the waste Bas Ket where they belong. Marilyn Ginty Elpaso Texas dear Marilyn i love fat people. In fact i believe that in every Skinny person like me there s a fat person trying Roget out. I just Hope that when he Joes get out he does t make me watch Richard Simmons tapes. Joe Bob i am a Junior High school teacher in Northern Cali fornia and i be always affectionately referred to my students As those Little since some parents and other humor impaired persons May take of sense i guess i la have to give them a new Label. The hormonally gifted should work. Of course there Are Many special subgroups of students who require labels so that they can be suit ably pigeonholed by the educational elite. Like what Are now called the educationally handicapped could be called confusion some Stu dents who need extra attention Are now labelled special no Idon t know what it Means either let Scall them welfare worker Security we be got the emotionally Handi capped who could be perhaps finally there is my favorite area of euphemism kids who can sit still can t concen trate can t be quiet won t listen and cause nothing but trouble. When i was a kid in the 60s, we were basically known As Rotten Little spoiled brats. By the 70s, they were calling these Little Squirers except those of Myown generation who were simply known As Rotten in the 80s they were finally diagnosed shaving i love this attention deficit let s Call pm what they Are intensely keep up the Good work . You Are an inspiration to concerned teachers everywhere. . Gilbert Davis Calif. Deart.c., i had attention deficit disorder my whole child Hood. That s Why my teachers would constantly say pay it worked. I wonder if this therapy is known to modern child psychologists. Cie tort Syndicate to discuss the meaning of Hie with Joe Bob or to get free junk in the mail and his world Laucus newsletter Fth Jobob report write Joe Bob Briggs. . Box 2002, Dallas Texas 75221. Joe Bob s fax line is always open 214 368-2310. File Black and tired of hearing about the blame game Linda Everbee Call my Friend Allison to Chat. Allison is mad and i am going to hear about it. She says she a very close to pulling my child out of Public school and the reason in t the school. The reason is the parents Black at this Point i must Point out that Allison who is Lack lives with her husband and two sons in a town that for years has dedicated itself to being some thing of a Model for the rest of us a racially balanced and solidly integrated Community. I ask her what is wrong. Two Little girls a fourth Grade Black child and first Grade White child were in the bathroom together. The fourth Grade Black child beat up the first Grade White child. The White child went to the Princi pal and told her what had happened. The principal who is Black took the Little girl around to All the classrooms asking her if she could identify the child who beat her stops. I wait for the rest of the Story. Now responsible Black parents would get together and try to figure out what made this girl hit another Little girl but what the Black parents in my son school did was to get excited about the search. How could you do that to us they Allison stops again takes a breath and i wait again your average White Liberal not sure what to say. Allison does not share my uncertainty. Do that to us Why must we constantly be Vic Tims i m tired of it. It s not getting me anywhere. It s not getting my kid Allison is truly steamed. I Back the phone away from my ear. I can still hear just Fine. But we re not having that kind of conversation because they re scared of us. I know you re concerned about this search they say. They re i m concerned about is that they find that Little girl and Deal with bring up possible extenuating circumstances some of the usual excuses Given for socially unacceptable behaviour. Allison interrupts. There is no excuse for that kind of thing. You know i watched a Bunch of teen agers crossing my Lawn i live in Suburbia where Lawn is King Andi asked them not to do that and one of them started mumbling something about so much for you Bitch i went Over to her and i said come let us go Home. I would like to meet your Mother because i want to know where you came from " i suggest she May be a Tad harsh. Linda it s about responsibility. It s time to Stop saying i know Johnny had a gun but Johnny needed to have a gun because he was looked a funny by White people Johnny does t need to have a gun. Johnny needs to have Good parenting. Johnny needs parents that will take responsibility for Johnny. I go to the Pat and you rarely see Blacks is that we have to be involved in every institution that affects our children s fives. The Black kids know who Are successful Are those whose parents have one foot in the institutions and the other foot up their kids after Allison and i finish talking i go Back to what i was doing but i can t help stopping from time to time to wonder if in the last decade of 20th-Cen-Tury America anything is getting easier. And so it goes. King features Syndicate november 23.1993 sunday Page 23
