European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - August 07, 1994, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 16 the stars and stripes faces n places sunday. August 7.1994 Shuffer Bug who bugged Cosby deserves pittance jury decides from the associated press Bill Cosby will have to pay damages for assaulting a photographer who snapped his picture. But the sum jury ordered him to pay Friday in t  to buy a new Roll of film. Photographer Dick Corkery had sought $3 million. Cosby was ordered to pay 20 cents a Federal court jury found that Cosby had touched Corkery during a june 1992 argument at a ceremony honouring Cosby s wife Camille. But the jury also found that Corkery was 90 percent responsible. The jury ordered awards of $1 each for assault and Battery though with Cosby Only 10 percent responsible he must pay just 20 cents said Jack Schmitt one of Cosby s attorneys. If he s got change for a Quarter we d be delighted to pay said Schmitt. Corkery claimed Victory afterwards and told Fox news that he Felt vindicated. I be seen the other Side of Bill Cosby Corkery  is a dark Side to him no one should Ever  Cosby did t buy talk that Corkery had succeeded. Ten percent is my fault and 90 percent is their fault and they win what is that the new math he said Ina statement. Cosby testified in court that he had a heated argument with Corkery a photographer for the new York daily news but never assaulted him. He said he posed for photographs before entering the metropolitan museum of Art and taking his seat at the ceremony. When he began applauding in the darkened auditorium Corkery began snapping pictures. Cosby said he got a Security guard and held the photographer s Elbow As the three of them left the auditorium. Corkery s lawyer Robert Steinberg said Cosby drag ged the photographer somewhere Between 20 and 40feet, bashed him through two doors to get him out of the auditorium and continued to drag  Sfern May jump in again Howard Stern might be the Ross Perot of the new York gubernatorial race. He s in the of race he s out of the race and now. He s in again maybe. The radio Shock Jock said on the air Friday that hell jump Back in if he s proven wrong about the state s financial disclosure Law. On thursday Stern said he was abandoning his libertarian party Campaign because he would have to djs close How much he makes. But the director of the stat ethics commission says the Law Only asks candidates to specify the Range their Overall income Falls within. If you arc right i will get Back in the race Stern promised. Bakker gets out Jim Bakker is More than Halfway Home. The television evangelist moved out of a Halfway House in Asheville n.c., to a private Home some wherein the Western part of the state last week. Bakker moved into the salvation army Halfway House after he was released from prison july 1. He must still Check in daily until dec. 1. Bakker was originally sentenced to_45 years in prison for bilking followers out of $158 million through his evangelistic Empire. His lawyers got that reduced to to n Unity g Ives ? a saw  v \ \ " a x a a Happy hero actor Harrison Ford smiles at the Paramount pictures studio in los Angeles last week before the Benefit screening of his latest movie Clear and present  the showing was held for Stop cancer a Campaign to support the search for a cancer cure. Eight years and Bakker s Good behaviour whittled i Down to four. To shirt irks Courtney love smells like teen exploitation. Kurt Cobain s widow was enraged when she saw a to shirt reproducing the nirvana Singer s death certificate at a store in Phila Delphia.  can t sell this in Here Courtney love shouted at Salesman Steve gone before storming out of the store with one of the shirts gone said. _ during a performance last week of her alternative Rock group Hole love asked the crowd for a moment of silence in Honor of Cobain who committed suicide in april _ _ _ _ i Ain a 35-year-old woman who has been married for seven years. My problem is that i refuse to be naked in front of my husband.7 ". " i am not fat but i used to be overweight. I exercise every Day hut i m flabby and i just Don t look Good walking around naked. My husband tells me that i am the Only woman in the world who won t let her husband see her naked. 1 Tell him that s the reason there Are  Many divorces women today can t compete with the women their husbands see on to. Abby am i the Only woman in the world with this problem bashful dear bashful you Are certainly not the Only woman in the world with this problem. Women who compare their bodies to. Those firm voluptuous beauties their husbands Sec on to arc understandably reluctant to walk around  s not a serious hang up unless your Hus band feels seriously cheated which i  fact there s something to be said for keeping a Pitt Ltd mystery about oneself it. Can be provocative and quite enchanting. Dear Abby about 10 years ago you had a letter in your column titled that s Why i married a farm  i Cut it out and kept it for the longest time because Lam a Farmer s daughter and my daughter also married a Farmer. If you can find it please run it again. Thank you. / a Farmer s Daugh Ter in now awl 1 married a Farmer "1 wanted a Guy who could sit and have a cup of Coffee with me at 5 . When the Only sounds to be heard Are crickets cows and creaking floorboards that s Why i dear Abby Ann Landers widow worrying she s overdoing if dear Ann Landers i m a widow age 81. My husband of More than 55 years died four years ago. We had a Beautiful life to Gether. We were probably More Active sexually than the average married couple. It was something we both enjoyed until he passed away. A few months after my Hus band died i resorted to self gratification. I masturbate Al most every Day but am worried that this Ray be excessive. The problem is compounded by the fact that i am Catholic and have been taught since childhood that masturbation is a mortal sin. I have not been to confession for a Long time because i a afraid of what my priest would say. I Don t want him to Tell me to Stop because know it would be extremely difficult. I have tried to abstain but it seems impossible. V i m not interested in finding another Man and i doubt that anyone would want an 81-year-old, Over sexed widow anyway. Is there a solution for me new Jersey problem dear new Jersey obviously age has not slowed you Down which you should consider a Blessing rather than a curse. It be Speaks unusually Good health. Granted daily sexual release is considered frequent at your age but it certainly is nothing to become alarmed about. Needs vary according to the individual. If you want to go to confession seek out a younger priest. The Church has become More enlightened in the last couple of decades. You will be pleasantly surprised. . To themal seniors in my Reading audience please do no write and ask for new jerseys name and address. It is against my policy to put readers in touch with one another dear Ann Landers _ i just read your column complaining about the poor Quality of emergency service this letter is to express gratitude for the 911 people where i live. I am newly divorced and live alone with Samson and Angus my cats. One night the three of us heard loud footsteps on the roof. Samson ran and hid in the Hall Way and Angus sat petrified in the living room. My cats Are accustomed to a variety of noises so their reaction really scared me. _ i got Panicky and called 911 but immediately hangup because i was t sure it was an emergency. While i was digging out my phone Book to see what nonemergency number to Caux my phone rang. It was the 911 operator. Ann i can sleep at night because i know these wonderful people Are on the Job around the clock. De Nan tin Sacramento county Calif. Let s hear it for Sacramento county. I wonder How Many others can brag about their emergency service. Jhi#T�\der8 Shou d b0 addressed to her at . Box 11562. Chi Cayo ill our 11-0562. _ i c creator Syndicate " married a Farmer. I wanted a Guy who would crack a joke and make my laugh when i am covered with dirt and cow manure that s Why i married a Farmer. _ a wanted a Guy who could get out of a  warm bed when it is 30 below Start up the tractor and plow out the driveway so the school bus can get through that s Why i married a Farmer. I wanted a Guy who could entertain four kids a dog and a nerve wracked wife when the Power goes off the pipes freeze and everything quits during a two Day Bliz Zard that s Why i married a Farmer. I wanted a Guy who could put up with in Laws out Laws and new tax Laws and still be open minded and openly Loving that s Why i married a Farmer. I wanted a Guy who could count his blessings when he s depressed count his  feels poor and count on god to make it All work out that s Why i married a  betters Tor this column should be addressed to dear Abby at  Box 447. Mount Morris lit. 61054. C Universal press Syndicate