European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - August 28, 1994, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Short takes Bova tha rim r. Promising High school Basket jail player is torn Between dealing drugs and trying to reach his goal with the Aba. Kyle Lee Watson. Addama family value aug. There s a new addition to the family and he s the spitting image of daddy. The search for a Nanny is complicated by theother kids. Anjelica Huston and haul Julia baby a Day out to. Three bungling kidnapper snatch a baby from a mansion Only to Nave the Tod Dler give them the slip and Lead the Klut Zes on Wacky and perilous Chase through the City. Joe Man Togna and Lara Flynn Boyle. I Bavart Hills cop Iii r. Detroit police detective Axel Foley returns to Southern California to investigate a crime ring at wonder world amusement  Murphy and Hector Eliz undo. City Sll Kara ii pg-13. Our Urban cowboys Are ready for another adventure this time in search of hidden Gold. Billy Crystal and Daniel Stern. Clean Plata pg-13. Dana Carvey tries to Deal witha Peculiar problem of waking up each morning with his memory being wiped clean As he ducks danger not knowing Why everyone wants to kill him. Clear and Gravant Dangar pg-13. Harrison Ford As Jack Ryan finds himself once again drawn into global intrigue. This time he is up against a columbian drug Cartel. With Ann Archer and James Earl Jones. A tha Cowboy Waypg-13. Sonny and Pepper Rodeo cowboys from new Mexico walk through a lonely god forsaken wilderness that some Call Helland Tomc just Call new York City. Woody Harrolson and Klee or Sutherland. Crookton pg-13. Spike Lee moves in a new direction with this deftly observed touching and often Tunny View of the life of a Brooklyn family during the 70s. Tha Crew r. Based on the popular underground comic Book sensation of the same name. A dead musician rises from the grave to avenge his Fiancee murders. Starring the late Brandon lec. Endlar summar pm. Two surfers journey around the world catching the biggest and Best Waves. Robert Weaver and Patrick o Connell. Tha Ellitta Toiata pm. Steven Spiel Rock Brines the modern Stone age family to the Silver screen. With John Goodman and Rick Moranis. Tit Ferratt dump pg-13. Tom. Hanks plays a Simpleman who becomes an All american football player a decorated War hero and a prosperous business Man. Four wadding and a funeral r. A delightful romantic Romp set in modern London among friends who have reached the age where they spend a lot of time attending other people s weddings Andie my Dowell and Hugh Grant. Flatting even with dad pm. Ted Dassori play san sex con who s blackmailed by his estranged son Macaulay Culkin to go straight. Tha inkwell r. A Black teen Ager and his experiences at a social Center on Martha s Vineyard in the 70s Are the focus of this tender and offbeat coming of age Story. Larnz Tate and Joe Morton. Leprechaun 2 r. Little lip is in los Angeles looking for a wife Warwick Davis. The lion King g. Disney s newest animation i magnificent entertainment. Music by Elton John. Little Buddha pm. A unique Story of an american family that goes on a spectacular journey where past and present meet. Scanu Reeves and Bridget Fonda Little Nemo adventure in Slumberland. A monster from Nightmare land kidnaps the King and Little Nemo is off to the Rescue. The mask pg-13. Jim Carrey a mild mannered Bank clerk is transformed into the weirdest super hero of All time when he dons his mask. The escape r in this futuristic action adventure Ray Liotta is sent to a High Security prison on an Iso lated Island Colony where two groups of desperate criminals Battle for control with Lance Henrikson. A perfect world r Kevin. Costner is an escaped convict an the run with a Young hostage. Clint Eastwood is the Lawman in charge of the manhunt. Pc pg-13. A. Renegade dorm sets out to defy the rigid behaviour of its fellow students. Jeremy Piven and David Spade. A Renaissance Man pg-13, an out of work Adver Tising executive Danny Devito ends up As teacher to a class of army recruits. Surviving the Meme r. Sadistic Hunters become the hunted. Rutger Bauer and ice to. 3 ninjas kick Back pm. This sequel finds the three Young and deadly american dudes in Japan trying to Rescue their Grandfather and find a Cave of Gold threesome r. A clerical error assigns a you Glady As Roommate to two gentlemen in the College dorm. Lara Flynn Boyle and Stephen Baldwin. True lies r. Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in the reality action thriller that features Jamie Lee Curtis us the wife he could lose to his Job. With Tom Arnold. When a Man loves a woman r. A ripping love Story about the ravages of alcohol and abuse. Meg Ryan is lie vivacious wife and Andy Garcia Isth faithful and Loving husband. A. With Honor pg-13. Harvard students pc Eximina. I hair values after being forced to befriend a Home less Man. Joe pc Sci and Brendan Fraser. Wolf r. Jack Nicholson gets excited when he s bit ten by a Werewolf. With Michelle of Ciffer. Wyatt Earp pg-13. This Saga wraps up the legend of the old West with the Man who came to Symbol ize what it All stood for. Kevin Costner and Dennis Quaid. A. " compiled irom wire reports. Star ratings by Chuck Vinch. Andy Dick Lori Petty Pauly Shore and David Alan Grice in the heat of Battle in the comedy in the army now. Buona Vista Chuck Vinch staff writer on movies in the army now rated pm must see Worth your time passable entertainment coming soon to a video outlet near you and you can wait in military terms Pauly Shore s lat est excuse for a feature film is about As funny As being stuck in a firefight in some third world Jungle. That is to say it s about As far from funny As the Laws of comedy will allow. Shore an alleged personality spawned by mtg takes up most of the screen time in this laboriously Boring and horribly Slapdash production which sets the War movie genre Back 60 years. ". -. It s a sparse farce about some misfit army reservists water purification specialists of All things who save a United nations peacekeeping Force in the african nation of Chad which is facing a chemical warhead attack from Libya. Don t even bother asking for the geopolitical background of the plot. That element is As thin As every other aspect of this script which is credited to a gang of six unknown writers including the amateurish director Daniel Petrie or. Those Are the ones who owned up anyway. Who knows How Many others contributed but did t want their names affixed to the final product amazingly this is Shore s third Fea Ture film in a career that should have been terminated with prejudice after his debut in the sophomoric ally Moron Ric or is that redundant Encino Man. The Bottom line this Man has no Talent. I make this judgement not be cause i m edging into the Bleak plateau of Middle age the time when people automatically begin adopting the disdainful parental attitudes that they swore they d never succumb to. Hey i like some of the stuff on mtg. I even watch Beavis and butt head once in a while and laugh. But i could t explain Shore s Appeal if you paid me a Mil. His Only claim to Fame is his fondness for spouting a mutant surfer patois of his own invention a derivative Slang that consists mainly of tacking the modifier age Ori cer Tain words. Thus babes becomes "babeage.1?. How that thin shtick Ever made any one in. Hollywood think Shore deserves to Star in three feature films in a Span of less than three years is a question for the Ages yet he does t even indulge in his trademark wordplay in his latest Effort which feels like a Home video shot by your goofball Cousin. Shore is Bones Conway a slicked Down stereo Salesman who dreams of owning his own store with his Best buddy Jack Andy Dick. But they have no Money and no Chance of getting any until they discover that the army Reserve will pay them $2,500 bonuses a pedestrian sequence ensues that has the duo going through Basic train ing under the screaming Tutelage of a female Drill instructor Lynn Whit Field. This scene has one of the film s few amusing moments when the recruits experience the time honoured tradition of having their Heads shaved. Their unit is then inexplicably deployed to Chad where Bones and Jeff now joined by the hardcore pvt. Jones Lori Petty and the squeamish pvt. Ostroff David Alan Grier get Sepa rated from a Convoy stagger around the desert stumble across a libyan missile base and inadvertently become heroes. Anyone who can find a single laugh in that Batch of scenes deserves some kind of award. I certainly could t. On. The plus Side the film showcases a contender for the year s funniest bad performance in supporting role. Esai Morales As a deranged special. Forces no who locks wits with Bones. Let me Tell you that s like watching two matchsticks get rubbed together. In the army now gets half a Star strictly for Morales. Shore certainly does t deserve any kudos for this  12 sunday August 28, 1994