European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - November 17, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse Sunday not Malhi 17, 1 1 \ stars and Sti prs a a ii it amp a a. Up eft1 $ s it a Ftp Ftp ? by David Tarrant staff writer o you re singing the blues about delays Jet lag and the bag you lose. You re planning to Fly to and from the states this Holiday season and you want those flights to be As dependable As the classics As smooth As jazz and As much fun As Rock n Roll. Well we be talked with airline officials pilots flight attendants frequent fliers and just Plain Ordinary Joes like you and me. And everyone kept repeating the same thing Over and Over. And that was Quot goby ship on a serious note while learning to Fly smarter Isnit As easy As learning your abcs it also in t As difficult As learning to play the clarinet for instance. What follows is not necessarily Dogma but rather official Folk Wisdom. And that s usually easier to understand than most of that official stuff anyway. A. Alcohol. I get no kick from Champagne. Mere alcohol does t thrill me at All. Experts generally advise going easy on the Hootch during Long distance flights because you can get so dehydrated that people mistake you for a cheetos. Continued on Page 4
