European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - January 2, 1994, Darmstadt, Hesse John Malkovich a Mitch Leary character docs a mean face throughout the thriller in the line of fire. �?T60s to shows As feature films plummets to its Nadir with this awful reworking of the Story bout a Man named Jed Jim Varn Eythe Backwoods bumpkin who strikes Oil and moves the family to California. 2. Sister act 2 Back in the habit a Cranky whoops Goldberg returns As the showgirl who dons the habit again to help her nun friends save a fat tearing school. A cheap throwaway showcasing Holly Woods shameless penchant for trading on the Nam Brand recognition of mildly successful originals. 3 last action hero big Star narcissism runs wild. If it existed in a vacuum this bloated self absorbed Arnold epic be on this list. But coming from a Man whose track record suggests he should know better it fully deserves the Honor. 4. Rob Ocop 3 another Slapdash sequel that sucked All the remaining creative juice out of a once engaging concept. Peter Weller wisely bailed out of the Chance to play the cyborg Lunk again. Remarkably his replacement Robert John Burke has an acting style that seven More mechanical. 5 teenage mutant ninja turtles ills the turtles Are Back. In time if anyone Ever needed further evidence that this concept is overdue for cold storage this was it. The plot a time travelling nonsense that sends the Shell backs to Feudal Japan a was insulting even to preschoolers. 6. Surf ninjas the lamest attempt to Date to Cash in on ninja mania. 7. Best of the Best 2 Eric Roberts continued to see his once promising career decline in exact inverse proportion to the Rise of his sister Julia Roberts enters a no holds barred underground fight Competition to avenge the death of a Friend in the most sadistically violent film of the. Year. 8� Silver Sharon Stone will be on her Way to sex pot oblivion if she keeps accepting roles in tawdry movies like this a convoluted tale of a Sicko voyeur Billy Baldwin who May be involved in murders in the apartment building where Stone lives. 9. Son in Law a tvs a alleged celebrity Pauly Shore continued his Campaign to become Earth a most annoying human being in a moronic fish out of water Story that had his Streetwise self going to the farm Belt to meet his girlfriends uptight family. 10. Boxing Helens a movie Only truly Bent individuals could love starring Sherilyn Fenn As a slut who has her arms and legs amputated by a doctor Julian Sands obsessed with her it Cost Kim Basinger $7 million to Back out of the title role but it was the Best decision she Ever made dishonourable mention Cone Heads look who s talking too or Nanny life with Mikey Calendar girl Ernest rides again body of evidence dangerous awards most disappointing film a perfect world the eagerly awaited but wooden and slow moving Clint Eastwood Kevin Costner collaboration. Most riveting special of Fecit the train wreck that Springs Harrison Ford from Federal custody in the riveting special effects the awesome dinosaurs of Jurassic Park which pushed the envelope of movie wizardry. Actor wed moot like to see swallowed by a Black Hole Jim Varney ubiquitous Ernest a Worrello Ernest rides Villa let John Malkovich in the line of fire. A a Best casting against Type Grandfather by Quaker Oats Pitchman Wilford Brimley As amoral Security chief Devashir in the firm. Most embarrassing double whammy Madonna who starred in two equally horrid films body of evidence and dangerous game. Most inventive visual St Tim Burton a the Nightmare before Christmas. Film my daughter dragged me to see for which she owes me the most look who stalking too. New line Cinema Donatello and teenage mutant ninja turtles Iii. Columbia Arnold Schwarzenegger and Austin of Brien try to get last action hero rolling but the movie crashed. January 2, 1994 sunday Page s
