European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - January 2, 1994, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 6 a Yea full of Bill Zoe Michael and butt head Dave Barry january 1 president elect William Jefferson Rodham Kennedy Clinton preparing for the task of being the most powerful human on Earth after 4,000 straight months on the Campaign Trail sits Down with his top aides and a Complete set of the world Book encyclopedia to learn about All these reign countries. 6 dizzy Gillespie plays his first duet with Gabriel. Rudolf Nureyev makes the big leap 7 the Clinton staunch advocates of Public education for Ordinary humans announce that they will enrol their own personal child Chelsea in an elite private school. 9 the los postal service releases the new Elvis stamp which weighs 253 pounds and is affixed to the envelope via Peanut butter. 13 the nomination of Zoe Baird Clinton s Choice for attorney general appears to be in trouble following reports that she is an illegal alien. A 16 in a h highly symbolic display of symbolism Bill Clinton and Al Gore begin a historic ride from Monticello near Charlottesville va., to Washington in the exact same bus that Thomas Jefferson used. 18 in a disturbing Omen the Clinton Gore bus having changed direction Over 250. Times is still in the Monticello parking lot. 20 the Clinton inauguration official theme Quot lets beat the word a Hope to death goes off without a hitch. 23 Zoe Baird is forced to withdraw her name <�>1993 Tribune Media services inc. All rights reserved from nomination following a tense 18-hour standoff with agents of the Bureau of alcohol tobacco and firearms.24 violently anti american pro terrorist religious fanatic Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman arrives in new York with a suitcase containing 100 pounds of High explosives and a detailed map of the world Trade Center. He tells . Immigration authorities he is Here Quot to see a kicks game.�?�. A february 12 keeping a Campaign Promise president Clinton signs a family leave Bill granting employees who have new babies the Legal right to leave their families and come to work and get some sleep. 15 after a frantic search president Clinton picks Janet Reno to be his attorney general citing her Quot tremendous height a sen Bob Packwood is hospitalized after he attempts to give Reno what his aides claim was Quot Only a congratulatory 16 revealing his new tax plan president Clinton states that because of this deficit thing he will have to increase taxes but Only on the Rich defined As a anybody who owns More than one a a 24 Fidel Castro hints that he might retire fueling speculation that he is probably not thinking in terms of a Condo in Miami Beach. 28 near Waco Texas agents of the Bureau of Al Cohol tobacco and firearms suspecting firearms violations in the Branch Davidian compound smooth sunday january 2, 1994
