European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - January 2, 1994, Darmstadt, Hesse                                A. By execute an action plan masterminded by Wile e. Coyote. A. A a Quot a. March. / a v 3 another Snag develops in the Effort to restore democracy to Haiti when ousted president Aristide fails to qualify for a discount plane ticket because he cannot Promise the airline that he will stay Over for at least one saturday night. 3 seeking to reduce violence in the High schools the new York City school Board in a move strongly supported by the teachers votes to ban students. 20 scientists for the tobacco Institute after a 17-year study release a report stating that there is a absolutely no scientific evidence that people who Pur Chase cigarettes do so with the intention of smoking them. A a a. 2$ on a positive note . Government econ or lists report that the Job Outlook is very Strong if you arc a . Government economist. April 11 in his first major foreign policy address Percsi Dent Clinton announces that he has located Somalia on the map and decided that our Mission will be to feed starving people and capture the evil fugitive warlord Gen. Mohamed Farrah aided so that he president Clinton can go or there and have a a town meeting and straighten everything out. 14 Mia Farrow through her lawyer presents documents linking Woody Allen to the world Trade Center bombing. 28 True item officials in Tacoma wash., discover that 18-year-old Frank Dalton scheduled for induction into the Tacoma youth Hall of Fame is awaiting retrial on charges of first degree murder after having admitted that he kilted his Mother with an a. The youth Hall of Fame motto is Quot Ordinary youth doing extraordinary  t 30 another True item in an Effort to raise a Money to restore fire damaged Windsor Palace Queen Elizabeth ii decides to allow the Public to tour Buckingham Palace for an admission charge a / a ,. May a a 1 True item the space shuttle Columbia manages to get aloft carrying with it a Batch of brewing Beer As part of a University of Munich Experiment to determine according to an associated press Story a whether the weightlessness and intense cosmic rays of space can genetically alter yeast to produce tastier  5 Nasa officials begin to suspect that the Crew of the space shuttle Columbia has been Messing around with the cosmic Beer Experiment when a Crew Mem continued on Page 8 january 2. 1994 sunday Page 7