European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - February 13, 1994, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Short takes add Ami Pam my Valuate pg-13. There i a new addition to the family and he i the spitting image of daddy. Anjelica Huston and Raul Julia. Aaa tha ago of inn Conco pm. A Young Man is Tom Between his obligation to marry or seek the woman he desires. Daniel Day Lewis and Michelle Pfeiffer. Airborne pm. California teen spends six months in Cincinnati with relatives. Shane Mcdermott. Tho la Sarly Hlll Lilloo pm Jim Varney Heads a cast that also includes Lily Tomlin. 0. Blink r. A woman recovers from an operation that will restore her sight As a witness to a murder. Aidan Quinn and Madeleine Stowe. Aaa a Bronx Talor a 9-Ycar old boy is torn Between Ood and evil. Chazz Palminteri and Robert de a air  t. A a a Acorn Lton a Way r. A big Canvas portrait of a criminal trying to go straight. Al Pacino and scan Penn. Cool runnings pm. A comedy about a jamaican bobsledding team. John Candy and Doug e. Doug. Demolition Man r. Cop Sylvester Stallone and villain Wesley Snipes arc cryogenically Frozen. Aaa Dan la tha Monaco pm. Walter Matthau and Christopher Lloyd. A a mrs. Doubtfire pg-13. A divorced dad disguises himself As a Nanny. Robin Williams. A a far off Placo pm. Two teen agers make their Way across Africa to find the killers of their parents. Fatal int let pg-13. The women in his life Are Beautiful and deadly distractions. Armand Assante. Flash and Bono r. A travelling Vendor Falls for a woman. Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan. For love or Money pm. Michael j. It it a works magic for a hotel s wealthy guest. Tho fugitive pg-13. Harrison Ford is on the run for a murder. Tommy Lee Jones. Kaaa Tho Otaway r. Alec Baldwin is a  criminal doing time and his wife Kim Impinger will do anything to help him get  an american legend r. Wes Studi is fierce As the legendary Apache War chief. Get Teaburg pm. The  of the civil War. Sam Elliott and Tom Burc Ngor. Oho at in Tho machine r. Techno thriller. Karen Allen Chris Mulkey Wil Horneff. A Vic the Good ton g. An ending in search of a movie. Macaulay caulking. Grumpy old Mon pg-13. Two neighbors find their lives thrown into a whirl when a free spirited widow moves in across the Street. Walter Matthau Jack Lemmon Ann Margret and Daryl Hannah. Aaa. Happily Var after g. Animated sequel to Snow White and the seven dwarfs. Iron will pm. A Young Man in a Cross country dog sled race to save tire family farm. Mackenzie Astin. Judgment night r. Four friends witness a mob style killing. Emilio Estevez and Cuba Gooding or. Jura ale bark pg-13. A sure Oscar nominee for special effects. A aaa look who o talking now pg-13. The dogs talk with the voices of Danny Devito and Diane Keaton. Malice r. Alec Baldwin Dill Pullman and Nicole Kidman Star in this so so thriller. A a Many a boat Friend i Lance Henriks Cri creates a genetically engineered tibetan dog. Ally Schedy. Tho Man without a face pg-13. 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Slator act 2t Back in tha habit pm. Whoops Goldberg gets a distress Call. A slam Plaza in Saatela pm. Tom Hanks stars As a widower in Seattle. Meg Ryan. A a striking Lalance r. Diverting fast moving action filled mystery thriller. Bruce Willis. Aaa tha Thrata Mue Kadeera pm. Our swashbucklers Are on a Mission to prevent the overthrow of the King. Charlie Sheen and Kiefer Sutherland. A Tombstone r. Wyatt far has a Date with destiny at the . Corral. Kurt Russell and Vai Kilmer. Aaa. To Raapana k. Two Rural firemen Are armed and ready for action in this drama filmed in East St. Louis. Acct and ice cube. Unda Covar Blu a pg-13. Dennis Quaid and Kathleen Turner believe in marriage. Wayna a world 2 pg-13. Mike Myers and Dana curvy in Wayn Stock. Aaa ratings by Chuck Vinch. John Mcginley with fran Drescher who has an insatiable attraction to men in uniform in car 54, where Are you Orion Chuck Vinch staff write Ron mov Iscar 54, where Are you rated pg-13 0 a a a Ltd a Kaaa must see aaa Worth your time a passable entertainment a coming soon to a video outlet. Near you and you can wait in All my years of watching movies in be never seen anything As ghastly As this reworking of the to show that aired from 1961 to 1963. If you thought the trend of recycling old to fare As movies had bottomed out with the Beverly Hillbillies think again. This film is infinitely worse. Why revive such a forgotten and a lamented to show As inane As the Beverly Hillbillies was at least it was a hit. Not so cur 54, where Are you no one under 40 will remember it no one Over 40 will want to. It is of note Only to trivia buffs because two of its stars Fred Gwynne and Al Lewis shot to Fame a few years later in another Quirky series called the munsters. A glaring sign of the disinterest that met this project in Hollywood is the fact that Only bargain bin actors could be found to Star in it. David Johansen and John Mcginley play bumbling new York cops Gunther Woody and Francis Muldoon who Are charged by their Boss capt. Anderson Nipsy Russell an original cast member of the to show with protecting a mob witness Jeremy Piven. Johansen has scored a few supporting roles a he was Richard Dreyfuss a betting buddy in let it ride and the ethereal cabbie who takes Bill Murray into the past in Scrooge a but its easy to see Why he has never played a Lead. With a grating voice that sounds As if he gargle with drano and Glass shards Johansen is just unbearable As Woody. Mcginley is probably Best known for his role As the Brown nosing suck up Corporal to Tom Berengerg a sadistic squad Leader in platoon. Here his acting style consists mostly of making his eyes bulge As if his thyroid is about to implode. Neither Johansen nor Mcginley is equal to the task of carrying a movie even one As wretched As this. Director Robert fist Man and four Hack writers Careen from scene to scene with no sense of continuity. Its just a terribly edited string of bad jokes and worse sight gags such As the scene in which Woody accidentally yanks a Catheter tube out of bedridden officer Leo Schnauzer the Creepy Lewis also reprising his role from the to show. The jokes run along the line of Woody and Muldoon screaming at each other     to top it off Johansen actually sings. In his alter ego of Buster Poindexter he scored a Fluke hit a few years Back with hot hot hot to say this is the musical equivalent of nails on a chalkboard is an understatement. None of the supporting actors should be proud of their work either. Rosie of Donnell who plays too Dye a shrewish wife has seen her career ascend on the strength of solid work in such films As a league of their own but she a almost unwatchable Here. Likewise fran Drescher who is getting favourable reviews in a new to series. The Nanny hardly distinguishes herself As Velma velour Muldoon a tramp love interest. If you re wondering Why of Donnell and Drescher a both actresses on the Rise a would stoop to appearing in a film like this the answer is that it was actually made in 1991. That a right it collected dust in a vault at Orion pictures for More than two years. Its no Surprise that the studio is going Down the tubes if its honchos Are pulling such crap off the shelf. I go to see stuff like this just so you wont have to. Even if you be never agreed with a single review in be written please Trust me now a you a have to be a brain dead imbecile to find anything remotely likable about this film. My notepad is riddled with such adjectives As disjointed incomprehensible Slipshod Slapdash insufferable incoherent and desperate. Not Only has car 54, where Are you instantly earned a place on my list of the worst movies of the year its on my list of the worst movies of All time. It gets the big Zero Only because the rating scale does no to extend to negative  12 sunday february 13.1994