European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - July 7, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse                                You May find exactly what you done to like miss Man i us Cindy Chambers columnist congratulations Reader today a your Lucky Day that a because today you get not one but two weekly horoscopes. Knew it was going to be your Lucky Day before you did because in a the one who did your Horoscope Here at the european astrological forecast unit in Traban Trarbach our Job is to take a careful look at the Many cosmic variables that comprise your personal zodiacal future. We consider your Sun sign. We superimpose the characteristics of the planets on the functions of the House in which they appear then we just make stuff up. For instance Leo take chances a order suspicious looking sausages at a local restaurant. Be awakened by a neighbors stereo. Try to figure out an Les. Use a transformer. Virgo find out what really happened to your household goods. Take advantage of a desperate czechoslovakian. Search for the Sun. Libra be cautious when operating a tracked vehicle. Clean up the mess Hall. Exchange your Money at a loss. Remember Arbyl a. Scorpio done to let Burly moving men push you around. Expect delays at the commissary. Drink bottled water rotate. Sagittarius watch  for hidden meaning. Massacre a foreign language. Avoid shopping at Wal Mart. Wear camouflage. Capricorn write a a dear John letter to your Mother. Dress like a european. Memorize 1 1 Brand new acronyms. Prepare to stand in line at the Bank. Aquarius learn to appreciate British food. Avoid turning right on red. Untie a yellow ribbon. Go to the Field. Pisces locate the town of Ruben be on a map. Then try to pronounce it. Spend Lime away from your spouse. Use Good Ovsec. Aries measure your body fat to ensure it meets current standards. Drive slowly on the autobahn. Share a laundry room. Taurus figure out the difference Between Quot Home of record Quot and Quot Legal  avoid drinking american Beer. Use Chain of command. Gemini get promoted ahead of your Peers. Try to laugh at quibble. Show identification. 1 Lurry up and wait. Cancer write another whiny letter about saudi Arabia to the editor of the stars and stripes. Give to the Csc. Consider Trade school. To obtain a questionably accurate yearly Horoscope written exclusively for you just Send your Dale of birth and some other personal information to me in care of this newspaper. Enclose at least $50 in Cash. But hurry a this offer Good Only until the belter business Bureau finds out. Cindy Chambers is a military family member Irving in Schweinfurt  Martin United feature Syndicate dear miss manners my husband and i made a Small Wager on this. I say it is always Best to be underdressed at a social function party dinner Etc. My husband says it is Best to be overdressed at a social function. Could you Settle this for us once and for All gentle Reader certainly not. Miss manners knows better than to approve generalities about such an emotional subject As clothing. This May Well be a sensitive discussion about whether your flouncy new dress is a bit much for the neighbors dinner or whether your husband May Wear a tic to their sunday Brunch. But wily miss manners knows you could also be talking about gracing a dinner party in your jogging clothes and he could be talking about wearing a three Picicc suit to a Beach party. Clothing that is outside the Range of appropriateness for the occasion is a symbolic put Down of both hosts and other guests unless accompanied by a really Good excuse. Good excuses include a i can to get a jacket Over this cast or a we did no to want to miss your party even though we re getting married later on and wont have a Chance to change first a but not repeat not Quot in a More comfortable this Way or a this is really  however if we arc talking within the proper Range you arc right. It is better to leave off the Diamond Tiara unless you know tiaras arc expected. Dear miss manners lately it has become fashionable for women to Wear baseball hats. When eating should a woman remove her baseball hat or leave it in place As with a dress hat it docs not seem proper to cat while wearing a baseball hat but removing it leaves ones hair in quite a mess. Gentle Reader etiquette cares about context and you have neglected to Tell miss manners the occasion on which the lady is wearing a baseball hat. Is this a formal luncheon at which the lady has chosen a baseball hat to complement her dress in that Case she properly leaves on the hat during the meal. Is it a pig out for players after the game a hat that is part of a uniform must be removed during meals. Having ones hair in a mess is hot considered a disadvantage under such Circum stances in fact the shaking out of the hair is rather an attractive gesture provided it is not performed in the immediate Vicinity of the food. Dear miss manners my granddaughter is being married and among her bridesmaids is a lady who will be nine months pregnant walking along with the other bridesmaids. My opinion is that she will be out of place among them. Is it in Good taste i am 83 years old and my children believe in Mold fashioned. Gentle Reader indeed pregnancy was once considered to be in poor taste. This was a tremendous inconvenience to ladies who got pregnant anyway and it is a fashion that miss manners is delighted to Sec gone. Presuming there is no question of physical difficulty for the lady in question she should properly take her place As a bridesmaid by virtue of being one of the brides friends. Her own family situation is irrelevant to the occasion. Dear miss manners since the majority of the 60s generation especially brides arc slow with thank you notes for gifts could a self addressed stamped envelope with note paper be enclosed in the gift Box brides enclose similar envelopes for invitation responses. Gentle Reader miss manners sees tha Lyou Are generously willing to forgo the give and take of present giving by assigning the guests both the task of giving the presents and that of thanking themselves for having done so. This does no to seem quite fair. Perhaps such a Bride ought to be allowed to buy herself a present and then thank herself or not As she  the week of july 8 Aries March 21-april 19 strive for inner Calm. Make things to do list. Save Money for Long trip. Sex Appeal is a smile away. Taurus april 20-May 20 your words heal loved ones spread special gift. Stress social functions Over Solo ventures keep a lid on spending. Gemini May 21-june 20 natural shyness wins you admirers. Act on instincts tap into hidden strength communication breakdowns can be mended. Cancer june 21-july 22 double Check details of business venture. Stress mental resourcefulness. Try adventurous new sport be emotionally open. Leo july 23-aug. 22 there is a move afoot either at work or Home. Money brings liberation. Put yourself in loved ones shoes. Write old friends. Virgo aug. 23-sept. 22 give stress worry a Holiday. The past is a cancelled Check. Wax philosophical with pals. Sign papers after Reading Fine print. Libra sept. 23-oct. 22 communicate with co workers. Become a go Between in family dra Mas. Focus on personal decisions. It s your life. Scorpio oct. 23-nov. 21 investment Hunch could pay off. Let imagination run wild. Plan Impromptu gatherings. Hit your favorite bookstores. Sagittarius nov. 22-dec. 20 All is possible. Chew one bite at a time. Rework a project through completion. Keep up exercise regimen. Capricorn dec. 21-Jan. 19 rebuild your foundation. Watch old habits personal transformation continues. Shine your Light to the world. Aquarius Jan. 20-feb. 18 double your work efforts. Jump a financial hurdle. Count change along the Way. Achievements Lead to personal Freedom Pisces feb. 19-March 20 stress is what you make it. Get extra rest. Get ready to reap what you sow. An argument clears the air. C Copley news service Page 10 a sunday july 7. 1991