European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - August 18, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 14 the stars and stripes sunday August 18,1991faces no places strictly for the Birds a Seagull perches atop a sign near Kennebunkport Maine that spells out a local policy regarding certain four legged critters on the Beach. The Seaside Retreat is located near the vacation Home of president Bush. Swayze named sexiest for 9 7. From wire reports he a Best known for his dirty dancing or As the worlds most muscular ghost but Patrick Swayze has another claim to Fame the sexiest Man alive 1991 version. The actor on Friday became the seventh Hunky dude so honoured by people Magazine succeeding 1990 Winner Tom cruise. Swayze who is currently filming the City of Joy in London told the Magazine he was a flattered and  As proof of Swayzee a sexy ways the Magazine spoke with two of his on screen flames. A the has a very Sweet gentle kind heart Anco All those Southern manners a said ghost co Star Demi Moore. A but he a also got a very rugged Anima Listic  agreed Road House Paramour Kelly Lynch a a he a Strong but he has Grace and agility. He a not just this big thug throwing his Muscles around out  the other past winners Are Mel Gibson 1985mark Harmon 1986harry Hamlin 1987john f. Kennedyjr. 1988 and scan Connery 1989 married. With delays Jackie Mason a Bachelor for All 57 of his years has tied the knot marrying his 37-year-old manager Jyll Rosin fold. Mason and  were married last week in Rosenfeld a new York apartment by judge Muriel club scr according to masons publicist Adam Schroeder. The marriage had been scheduled for november and later pushed Back to february. Professional Odds maker Danny Sheridan said it was a even Money at bests it would Ever take  from the past comedian Tim Allen says a prison sentence he served 14 years ago for Selling cocaine convinced him to change his life for the better. Allen a native of Birmingham mich., a Detroit suburb stars in a show premiering on Abc this fall called Home improvement. It will run Between full House and Roseanne on tuesday nights. Allen 37, told Usa today that he Hopes revealing his past will prevent a scandal. He served in a Minnesota Federal prison shortly after graduating from Western Michigan University in Kalamazoo. �?o1 pleaded guilty and took responsibility for what 1 did a Allen told the newspaper. A in a hideous Way aside from the pain it put my family and friends through getting caught probably saved my life because it had no  Allen will portray a Handyman television Host who raises his children a was far As we re concerned this is something in times past that he a taken care of a said Rober Igor Abc entertainment president. Ann Landers dear readers j _ i am on vacation but i have left behind some of my favorite columns that you May have missed the first time around. I Hope you enjoy them. A Ann Landers dear Ann Landers i was intrigued by the letter from the woman who preferred to travel a pestered and resented strangers intruding on her privacy by starting conversations. This reminded me of an incident i experienced on a recent trip in Europe. On a train to Germany i was seated next to a Friendly looking Middle aged lady. She appeared to be an american so i asked if she was from the United states. She gave me an icy stare and immediately started to read a Book a in English. The train had not yet left the station a few moments later the conductor came along to collect tickets. He glanced at this woman a ticket and excitedly began to rattle off something in German. She ignored him. A gentleman across the aisle shouted at her a did you understand what he said a More silence. He repeated the question. She paid to attention. Once again he repeated the question. Finally the loner replied crisply a no a and i done to care to have any conversations with you  the traveler shot Back a too bad because the conductor was trying to Tell you you re on the wrong train going in the wrong direction and this is an express that does no to make a Stop for six  by that time the train had pulled out and we were on our Way. A moral i like to talk to people when i travel. Sometimes i learn something. M-50312 dear i like to read when i travel a and i always learn plenty. But the first thing i do before i Board a plane is to make sure its the right one. Dear Ann Landers thank you for telling the menopausal ladies in the office who have hot flashes How to dress. It was a real help to us males who freeze in the Winter when those Dames insist on opening windows. And now that the air conditioners Are on will you please say something to the Young Chicks who scream they Are turning Blue from the cold while the rest of us Are comfortable four Dames in this office Wear necklines that plunge to the Navel a a and no bras. Their skirts look like Long blouses. They Are four fifths naked. Please Ann take another shot at it. Men who need help dear men according to the building Engineer i spoke with the thermostat should be set Between 76 and 78 degrees in the summer. So go ahead and set it there. If those half naked women complain about the cold Tell Mem to put on some clothes. C creators Syndicate inc. Dear Abby i am a 61-year-old widow who is financially Able to take care of myself. 1 have had a Man in my life for the past three years. We tried living together at my place but it did no to work out. Right now he is broke and unemployed so 1 have been paying for All of our activities a dinners out trips Etc. He was just served with an eviction notice for non payment of rent and he wants to move in with me again. 1 do gel lonely at times but with him Here it would spoil my chances of finding someone else. I feet bad for him but he has caused his own problems. 1 find it difficult to say no. Abby please give me some words of Wisdom before 1 make a big mistake Florida widow dear widow1 Sec nothing wrong with a woman picking up the Tab if she a better Able to handle it than the Man. But since he has caused his own problems that changes the bet dear Abby Ting. Tell him a no a we tried living together and it did no to  then end the discussion before he tries to persuade you to change your mind. There is something worse than occasional loneliness dear lady and if you let him get his foot in the door you la find out what it is. Dear Abby i was both disgusted and saddened by a recent letter in your column from a woman whose husband was in jail for his third drunk driving offence and she did no to know How to Tell their 616-year-old son. She said her husband did no to steal anything or commit a violent crime and implied that he did no to belong in jail because he really did no to do anything wrong. She whined about what a humiliating experience it was for her and her family. Well i have a message for her. Lady listen up and listen Good the truth hurls but you and your son will be better off if you face up to it. Three drunk driving convictions Point very strongly to alcoholism. By sheer Luck your husband is not in jail for manslaughter. The next time he drives drunk he May kill someone. It is miraculous that he Hasni to already. You May not consider drunk driving a serious crime but it is. Your husband needs help As Well As jail time. And you should Start attending Al anon meetings As soon As you can because from the tone of your letter you need help too. You appear to be an  if you wont do it for yourself then do it for your son. My life was almost ruined by an alcoholic stepparent. I saved myself through sheer determination and help from Al anon and my Church. You have a Choice. Broke the Cycle in Dallas dear broke your suggestion that the wife Start attending Al anon meetings is an excellent one. Al anon is listed in the White pages of most Telephone books while her husband is serving his time it could give her a much needed head Start in learning How to break her own Cycle of aiding abetting and enabling. Bravo c Universal press Syndicate