European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - August 25, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 14 a the stars and stripes sunday August 25, 1991 faces n place est s Victoria Jackson finds real America in Missouri from wire reports saturday night live Star Victoria Jackson says she found Quot real american in Missouri. Quot Here people fall in love they get married and they have children a its just real wholesome kind of like How i idealized America when i was growing up a Jackson a Miami native said Friday in Fulton. A we did t have Snow or seasons so i always had this fantasy about How real american people lived like and it was like this a she said Jackson travelled to. Victoria Jackson Fulton a City of about 11,000, to help raise Money for a sick child. She made the trip at the request of Fulton resident Bill Mcmurray the president of her fan club. Money raised through sales of Jackson s autograph will help pay for medical treatment for 5-year-old Katie Teeter who has a rare blood disease. Fulton is about 100 Miles West of St. or. Draws Praise in his courtroom debut prosecutor John f. Kennedyjr. Won Praise from the crime victim who found him Well prepared and handsome Kennedy,.30, a Manhattan assistant District attorney began his first trial thursday in state supreme court. The Case involved an apartment burglary in which a Man allegedly swiped a schoolteacher s Cash and jewelry and then fell asleep on the victims bed. Teacher Sonia Schwartz said she would give Kennedy an a plus for his performance and she mind having dinner with him either if he wins the Case. A lawyer for defendant David Ramos a 33-year-old homeless Man said his client did t intend to commit a burglary. The Case is to resume gets probation former child Star Danny Bonaduce Best known As a Wise cracking son on the Partridge family has been placed on three years probation for attacking a transvestite prostitute. Bonaduce 32, also was ordered Friday to perform 750 hours of Community service in Phoenix. He could have received 22 months in jail. He must also pay $4,500 in restitution to Darius Barney 25, who was assaulted March 31. Bonaduce pleaded guilty in july to endangerment and pleaded no contest to Misdemeanour assault charges. Police said Bonaduce attacked Barney when he discovered Barney was a phones Yeltsin count former president Reagan among the fans of Boris Yeltsin who made a dramatic stand. Last week against communist hard liners trying to oust soviet president Mikhail s. Gorbachev. Reagan telephoned the president of the russian Republic on Friday to Praise him for leading the resistance said Reagan spokeswoman Cathy Goldberg. The former president told Yeltsin a i believe you and Mikhail Gorbachev together Are going to be Able to bring democracy and Prosperity to your Reagan made the Telephone Call in Rochester minn., where he and his wife Nancy were undergoing routine examinations at the Mayo clinic where they were pronounced in excellent health Goldberg said. Hope for Emun comedian Bob Hope joins British impressionist Maddi Cryer outside the London palladium on Friday. Both Are to perform at a Charity gala today at the fal Tatum to raise Money for the Bob Hope Thatro in Eltham South London where Hope was bom. Editor s note Abby is on a two week vacation. Following is a selection of some of her favorite past letters dear Abby when a Reader asked you if Indian men were Superior to White men in the Art of lovemaking you suggested that he Contact the Bureau of Indian affairs or the american Indian movement. As the executive director of the american Indian movement 1 feel it is my duty to respond. For the Indian a a love does not begin when the lights go out or when pot or liquor is consumed Ami it is not confined to the bedroom or any other hidden place. The Way in which the Indian treats his Wile throughout the marriage is the key to making him a Superior Lover. His daily acts of kindness consideration and respect for her demonstrate his love. While we recognize that the sex act May Send Man s mind afloat for a few fleeting moments it is but a minute part of the Overall act of love. Dear Abby the above code of behaviour plus the indians respect for women have been passed Down from father to son. I personally have 15 children and am an Ojibwa Indian. Very truly yours a Dennis. A Banks dear Abby May i answer quoted in East Illinois a who asked Quot is it True that closely guarded tribal secrets on How to please a woman Are passed Down from father to son making indians better lovers than White me i a first the White Man look All the Indian s land and some of his women. Now they want the indians a love no Way the Indian needs something to Call his own. Half blooded Indian dear Abby now 1 know Why the Lone Ranger never got the girl. They All ended up with Jay Silverheels that Good looking Indian who played Tonto. Seminole in Florida Ann Landers dear readers i am on vacation but i have left behind some of my favorite columns that you May have missed the first time around. 1 Hope you enjoy them. Ann Landers dear readers the wet Noodle Coines out of temporary retirement. I goofed. Recently i told a wife a if your husband is Friendly decent and supportive comes straight Home every night after work and does no to go anywhere without you he is not fooling around. Stop worrying. He Sall i was one of those squares who thought lunch hours were for eating lunch. But 1 was mistaken and hundreds of women let me know it. Here Are some samples of what my mail has been like. From Green Bay wis where have you been All your life your naivete knocks me out. Any married Man who wants to fool around can do it and never miss the 5 02 train. One Day last october i ran out of Gas two blocks from my husband s office. 1 decided to walk Over and Call the nearest service station. It was 1 15 . Quot when i arrived the receptionist appeared to be very nervous. Finally i went to my husbands office knocked on his door which was locked and announced myself. He shouted in a Panicky voice a sorry a i can to open the door now. In a Busy Quot i decided to wait. Twenty minutes later he walked out red faced and perspiring. He tried to steer me out of the building but by then i had it All figured out i brushed past him and went straight to the private washroom off his office and there was his Young Secretary crouched in the Corner hair a mess makeup smeared and ready to faint from embarrassment. I soon Learned the shenanigans had been going on for two years. So Here a a bucket of Crow miss Landers. Scarsdale n y my husband was Home every night a 6 40 Sharp. But every saturday afternoon he played poker with the boys at a local hotel. They rented a room in order not to a a inconvenience their wives. My husband dropped out of the dub in 1972, but i did no to know about it until 1974 when one of the wives told me How much the Fellows missed him. He continued to go to the hotel same As always. You see miss Landers the Little Rascal continued to play but not poker. Washington d a my husband never worked late or went anywhere without me. He used to jog every morning. I decided to follow him when he left the House to run during the worst blizzard of the year. The rat jogged right Over to the Home of my Best Friend a widow six blocks away. That a where he was getting All that wonderful exercise. Seattle How dumb can you get done to you know that a Man who wants to cheat will find a Way and he can do it very easily within his Normal working schedule. My sex husband was in the advertising business. He used to Tell me that most of his work was done during lunch a with clients. I believed him until the Day i changed Beauty shops and spotted his car in front of an out of the Way Motel. I cancelled my hair appointment and waited by his car for an hour. At precisely 2 20 he emerged with a 20-year-old girl who used to sit with our kids. When Are you going to learn what the world is really like eyes opened dear eyes i just did. Thanks. C creators Syndicate dear Abby there Are Many closely guarded secret Indian lovemaking you will notice that divorce is very rare among indians that a because they know How to please their women. Secrets like the Quot Apache grip and the a Kickapoo twist will never be sold or Given away by a True Indian. A Mike Whitefeather in Seattle dear Abby in response to de in East Illinois i have lived with a Mandan Indian for five Yeats and 1 would t Trade him for five White lovers. He is the greatest a Linda in Maryland dear Abby i am one Hall Indian and have had two Indian squaws who both ran of with White men. Apparently he closely guarded secrets of lovemaking from the Indian Side of my family were not passed on to me. Lonely Wolf in Houston confidential to a Willie in Waco Punty 01 dangers it sometimes just the thought of getting into hot water keeps a Guy clean Loum versa press Syndicate
