European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - August 25, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 2be our guest want action form a stack of paperwork we have to use too Many forms to get anything done. Try to gel your Driver s License for example. You la need a form 190-in, application for motor vehicle registration and Allied transactions. There arc no exceptions. It has to be filled out and and signed by the commander. Please done to try to use a form 1598 anymore. It has been rescinded. Pov registration you need a form 190-1a to Register your car. This reminds me of do form 788, private vehicle shipping document which you la need if your car has been shipped overseas and before you can get a form 190-1 a. Remember the do form 788 must be the original copy. You la need it to compare against the other do form 788 you la receive when you go to claim your car. After you be compared do form 788s, make sure you have a double White card. This is a Small form from your insurance company. You la need it along with a form 206 temporary Usa eur Pov operator License or your permanent Usa eur License. Why do you need a form to eat when you go into the Chow Hall you need to show do form 714-e, meal card. Then you sign your name on do form 3032. If you re living on the Economy you sign your name on an entirely different form. If this is so you la probably need do form 4187, a separate rations card. Every morning i drive through the Post Gate have to show do form 1173, family member id card. Seems As though the my on duty should know my face by now. My wife has to show do form 2a, Active army id even though she a in uniform. We have to show our id forms or the guard might think we re terrorists. I  want that to happen. I went to apply for a part time Job. The lady said i needed three copies of of form 171, application for Federal employment typed neatly and submitted with a Bunch of other forms. The of form 171 is a . Federal form even though the work is in Europe. Docs this make any sense whenever you change duty stations you have to Complete do form 1701, inventory of household goods to ensure your personal property will be shipped. Most of us would be Happy if we could sign a form that ensured none of our property got damaged in route. During in processing my wife tries to have All our paperwork in order. She knows what we need but the forms can be overwhelming. The in processing clerk asks her a when did you take leave a a the first of May a no us it was the  a do you have your leave form a a a yes its Here somewhere a my wife says riffling through her briefcase. After an inordinate amount of time she looks up exasperated. A a we la hold up on that for now a the clerk says sympathetically. A let me see your do form 1351 / dash 2.�?� a huh a my Wile asks with a Blank look. A your do form 1351 dash 2,�?� the clerk repeats. A your travel  a ooh that a in Here somewhere a my wife declares As she looks through her briefcase again. Finally she hands Over the travel voucher the clerks looks it Over. A this is no Good. Its so damaged i can to make it  Quot sorry a my wife apologizes a i got Ink on it from another form i was filling  a a you la have to Complete a new one  1 never knew there were so Many military forms if you want  a doctor you need do form 689, sick Call slip. Fill it out and show up Early to stand in the Tine a a forming to the right. Need to talk about Money you la have to make an appointment with finance. Get do form 2041 for that. Want your Money in Advance Complete do form 1337, please. Done to forget to plan your weekend around do form 1594, the duty roster. The average person  have to use More than 10 forms in a lifetime. Better yet Why not one form fits All Dunker Imani is a military family member in Leitheim  in your column plus a photo of yourself to be our guest sunday Magazine the stars and stripes Apo 09211 or Postrach 11 14 37, d-6100 Darmstadt 11, Germany it ii \ i s from the cover. 4-6 going the extra Miles in a relationship. Andy Rooney. 7 sadness of losing a great Frie tul. Books and language 8-9 Tom Clancy fires off another hot one. Odds amp ends .10 Cindy Chambers Cata logs her shopping. In plus. 11 weak men inherit the screen. Television listings. 12-14 local Cable and satellite schedules. On the tube .15 Lack  television a hit. Home entertainment .16 Robin Williams bolsters Quot awakenings. Quot Joe Bob Briggs .17 Quot Nightie Nightmare Quot a dream movie. This weeks films .18-19 Chuck Vinch Quot hot shots a Worth watching. Complete a a fes circuit listings. Classified ads .20-23 last laugh .24 Dave Barry cartoons. Sunday is a weekly supplement of the stars and stripes editor Bueky Fox a Art direction Peter Jaeger production Kelly Quinn editorial assistance Marian Hamilton Louis Pierce twentieth Century Fox c Marhc Sheen stars in hot shots Page 19, a sunday August 25. 1991