European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - May 17, 1992, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 16 a the stars and stripes sunday May 17,1992 faces n places Beethoven infuriates veterinarians from wire reports a National veterinarians group says it is furious Over the movie Beethoven which portrays a vet As an evil scientist out to kill innocent dogs. The movie a plays on the Basic fears of pet owners a said or. Gerald Johnson president of the american veterinary medical association. In the movie Dean Jones portrays a scheming veterinarian who leads a dog napping ring that steals pets for research projects. The ring targets Beethoven a lovable Saint Bernard for research involving shooting bullets into dogs skulls. A you can imagine seeing that and the next Day going in with the family pet to see the veterinarian said or. John Boyce the associations assistant director of scientific activities. The association which represents More than 52,000 veterinarians also said the movies pm rating disturbed its members. Alan Sutton a spokesman for Universal pictures in Luis Angeles defended the movie As a a great family he said it is a not about evil a wonderful life Joan Benny Wasny to sure her Book about growing up As the daughter of Jack Benny would sell. There was no daddy bashing in it. A a that a Why it took me so Long to get around to writing the Book a she said thursday in Lima Ohio. A i thought. Who a going to buy a Book about a Nice Man and a Happy family and a Nice life a unlike the scathing scribblings of Patty Davis stepdaughter of former president Ronald Reagan Christina Crawford daughter of Joan Crawford and Gary Crosby son of Bing Crosby Benny Calls her dad a the kindest nicest Man i Ever her saturday night at seven has sold Well. Her father died in 1974. �?o1 think people find it refreshing to hear that there were people who had very wonderful lives in Hollywood a Benny has heart attack Minnesota fats the Sharp shooting billiard wizard was in critical condition Friday after suffering a heart attack. Fats whose real name is Rudolf wander on was in the intensive care unit at Vanderbilt University medical Center in Nashville tcnn., said Hospital spokes \. 4 it Ltd s it so Pyramid Power it could be one for the records a the Quot guinness Book of record barkeeper Peter sched Ifka pours Champagne into one of 2,500 Champagne glasses stacked into an 8.25-foot-High Pyramid in a bar in Vel Den Austria on thursday. Organizers say it is the highest Champagne Glass Pyramid Ever built and want it registered in the record Book. Man Wayne Wood. Fats underwent knee surgery May 5 at the Hospital. Wood said he did not know when he had the heart attack. A i done to thin die has family. In be heard that All that head like released to the Media is that he a in the Hospital and his condition a Wood said. Jackie Gleason portrayed fats in the 1961 movie the Hustler. Fats was born in new York City and played Pool All his life. His age is a matter of dispute. Associates said he was born Jan. 19, 1900, but a 1966 biography Bank shot listed his Date of birth As Jan. 19, 1913. A no one on this Earth knows How old i am a he said in a 1988 associated press interview. He was known earlier As new York fats but became known As Minnesota fats because of Gleason a character. In the past few years fats played Pool occasionally at the palatial Nashville hotel where he lived. He also made Cameo appearances in country music videos. Dear Abby recently i attended a wedding followed by a Beautiful dinner after which the Groom mashed a piece of wedding cake All Over his brides face i turned to my two daughters and said a a in la give this marriage two years a i Wasny to being facetious either. How could any woman Ever Trust a Man who Only hours before had promised to love Honor and cherish her a then turns around and. Hits her right smack in the face with a piece of cake had i been the Bride the marriage would have been the shortest on record. A Friend of mine attended a wedding last week and she said the Groom smashed cake in his brides face. She slapped him not once but twice a then spent the remainder of her reception crying because she Felt he had ruined her wedding. I would like to know what lowlife started this tradition does this have some sort of sentimental value i seem to have missed the train on this one. If the Bride were my daughter i would have started a new tradition. It would be the Mother in Law bums the marriage License kicks the Groom in the behind and then takes the Bride Home Abby what Are your thoughts on this Rosalie Sarnelli Las vegas dear Rosalie i think the cake in the face a a tradition should be re dear Abby tired. Its not funny a its juvenile. Readers docs anybody know the history of that obnoxious tradition dear Abby nowadays people no longer answer their telephones at Home. There is a recording that says a you have reached Donna and Mark. Sorry we can to come to the phone right now but if you will leave your name and phone number we will return your Call As soon As possible. Please wait for the does no to anyone use a Little imagination there must be a More original message to accomplish the same Mission. Any ideas bored with sameness dear bored funny you should ask. Only yesterday i telephoned a Friend and heard the following recording a hello. Ill bet you called just to hear my voice. Now its my turn. Let me hear dear Abby living in Hawaii we get hit with some really far out geography questions. Recently i heard a sales clerk Tell a tourist that the item he wanted was available at the Mainland store. 1 he tourist then calmly asked a where is the Mainland a a local reservation agent got a Call from a woman on Ann Landers dear readers remember the letter from the Illinois Mother who wrote to express concern about her 12-year-old son because of his slow maturation she wrote a the boy is of Normal weight and height. However in a worried about his genitals. The Penis and scrotum Are still the size of a toddlers. His 6-year-old brother is larger than he is. His physical education instructor says he does no to like to go to class because of the showers. I took the boy to a paediatrician and an endocrinologist. Both laughed the matter olt and assured me that he would have plenty of i responded by telling that Mother she should feel relieved to know there a no physical problem and that the lad is merely undersized. I then added a reassuring word about sex therapists who Point out that size has very Little to do with satisfaction. Were the readers in agreement did they think the problem was Well handled not on your tintype. Read on dear Ann what the Devil is the Mother of a 12-year-old boy doing examining his genitals that poor kid. If his life is ruined it wont be due to a Lack of generosity in the area of sexual endowment but the overbearing intrusiveness of his Mother. I am the Mother of a boy who will be 12 in a few weeks. I bowed out of his Hygiene and bathroom activity six years ago with excellent results. Respecting children a privacy is a key ingredient in helping them to develop self esteem and respect for others. You did no to Lay this out As clearly As you could have. P.l.m., Williamson a. From Melbourne Fla that was one of the most miserable answers you have Ever Given. Several years ago in Iran where the soil was highly deficient in Zinc Many boys had substandard genital organs. Doctors who were interested in the problem put them on Zinc and they became Normal for their age group. Col. William h. Frederick from Louisville by if a Man were to comment on the sexual development of his 12-year-old daughter he would be considered a sexual abuser arrested jailed and ordered to stay away from the child. How Long is that Mother going to be permitted to inspect her songs genitals until he is 17? or maybe 20? by that time the boy will be a major league Sicko and it la take years of therapy to straighten him out. Its the Mother who has the problem not the boy. As you say a Wake up and smell the Anonymous somewhere in Kentucky Tell that 12-year-old kid he a been blessed. In a so years old and have known several women whose lives were made miserable by men who were Over endowed. Son you have at least one Small thing to be thankful for. Count your blessings. C creators Syndicate the Mainland who asked if the islands were completely surrounded by water. But the All time classic happened a couple of years ago on the Beach. While watching the Lovely Maui Sunset a female tourist asked a what Ocean is this a i replied a a it a the she said a ooh i live near an Ocean. I guess it must be the other i asked her where she lived and she replied a san i said a a that a the Pacific Ocean she responded with frustration a ooh Well i was never very Good at Buck Joiner Maui Hawaii near the Pacific Ocean surrounded by water in the . Dear Abby i enjoyed your column with All the information about the american presidents. However in naming the presidents who had no children you should not have included Warren g. Harding. It was rumoured that Harding had an illegitimate daughter. Ohio history Buff rumours done to count. The official records of the american presidents state Warren g. Harding married Florence de Wolfe. They had no children. C Universal press Syndicate
