European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - September 20, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 12 a a a the stars and stripes thursday september 20,1990 dogs world has Letterman lopping laughs up from wipe Ronni of _ r a from wire reports top 10 ways life would be different if dogs ran the world from a rerun of a late night with David Letterman a 10. More Donahue shows about shedding. 9. Presidential candidates More Likely to Stop in mid speech and sniff base of podium. 8. Cats must report address to Post office every year. 7. Procter amp Gamble introduces new liver Flavoured Crest. 6. Drinking from toilet no longer a Faux Pas. 5. Museums filled with still lifes of table scraps. 4. Constitutional amendment extends vote to wolves. 3. To commercial altered so dog catches and devours Little Chuck Wagon. 2. Monument in Washington to commemorate a your neutered Brothers a and the no. 1 Way life would be different 1. All motorists must drive with head out of car  Are powerful stuff it had to happen. To Power lunches Power breakfasts and Power neckties add Power briefcases. That a what Chicago trunk amp leather works is telling businessmen and businesswomen they need to make sure they get the contract or the Bank loan. One Way to do it manager Jerry Lekas said tuesday is to have a top of the line a Knock your socks off briefcase even if it was rented just for the Day. A a who a Ever going to know a Lekas said of the just launched rental service. A most people will generally spend an enormous amount of time worrying about the suit they re wearing and their shoes. In a business meeting it a briefcase is a kind of status  Lekas said the idea came from customers who were looking for just the right briefcase to go to that one special meeting. A since you can rent a Tuxedo and things like that Why not take it one step further and rent the briefcase you  for $ 100 a Day the business will rent a hand made $1,100 Hartmann briefcase with solid brass locks. While Quot flashier and a Slicker a the folded aluminium Zero Hailburton Worth $450, can be had for $45 a  nursing his grudge a Man described As a head Over heels in love with a woman who dumped him should get his $15,000 engagement ring Back a jury has ruled. Robert Bowersox also should get Back $7,200 in Cash he gave Susanne Clair the Douglas county neb., District court jurors said monday. A Bob Bowersox was very taken by Susanne this Man sort of tumbled head Over heels with her a to War sox a lawyer Michael Lazar said of the two Omaha residents. A this heart was on the table folks a Lazer told the jury. A where was her heart a but cd air a attorney Warren Zweiback said the nurses aide made it Clear she never planned to marry Bowersox and that he knew she was seeing another Man. V1 tin a olympic fireworks fireworks Light up the sky Over the crowd gathered at underground Atlanta to celebrate the awarding of the 1996 summer olympic games to the City. At the International olympic committee meeting in Japan on tuesday Atlanta beet out Athens Greece on the last ballot to stage the Centennial of the modern games. Bowersox who is retired also named Clair As a joint tenant on his Home. The couple declined to give their Ages. She testified monday that she returned the interest in the House when she broke off their relationship in May 1989, but decided to consult with her lawyer about the Money and the 3.23-Carat Pear shaped Diamond ring. Judge James Murphy told the jury during instructions that he knew of no Nebraska Case Law on the Issue. A apparently lovers in Nebraska never have fights. Or ask for the return of engagement rings because our supreme court has not had the Burden of laying Down a path for me to follow a he  has freshman shakes being governor did no to Hurt Nebraska gov Kay Orr when she went Back to College and was late to class. Students packed an English class monday for Orris appearance As part of a fund Raiser for the University of Nebraska in Lincoln in which she traded nlar4 with a freshman. P luckily Dave Lewis Isnit one of those professor who lock the door when class begins. He did no to even reprimand the governor for arriving late. Orr said she was a Little nervous about her trip Back in time. She sat in a semicircle with other Stu dents in the class designed to help freshmen adjust to University  Rock in a hard place Chris Rock was Only 8 when a saturday night live made its raucous debut. Now people Are asking him if he a haunted by the ghost of Eddie Murphy. Rock appeared unruffled tuesday when the Murphy question came up during a news conference in new York City to introduce him and another new cast member. A a Eddie a still alive ainu the a Rock asked. Rock 23, a standup comedian since age 18, went on to say he would bring his own perspective to the new season of the late night Abc variety show that first went on the air in 1975. A i always wanted to be like a Black Guy on a saturday night live a a said Rock. A i always wanted to be on it too a said Chris Farley 26, a former second City trouper and the other new cast member. Rock and Farley Are replacing Jon Lovitz and Nora Dunn who have left the show a Cut at daddy a excess cuts Patti Davis blames her father Ronald Reagan for the increase in the nations homelessness population Davis who frequently has been critical of her fathers environmental record wrote an article for Parade Magazine in which she says the homeless problem mushroomed when the Reagan administration decided to trim a a excess from the budget. A it took us a while to realize that some of that a excess translated into human lives discarded onto the streets a she writes. Davis says she had to change her regular jogging route in Southern California because it went past a settlement of homeless people and she was afraid they would confront her about her father. A what would i say if i were asked Why i did no to talk to my father. About this National tragedy a she says. A i would have to try to explain that i did no to know How a How do you argue with someone who states that the people who Are sleeping on the grates of the streets of America a Are homeless by Choice a a Roferio girl unaccounted for apparently the material girl Isnit All that concerned with Money. Madonna was listed in a recent new York newspaper and trying to notify people who have $50 or More in accounts that have been dormant for five years at chemical Bank. The notice listed her As Madonna Ciccone of 1775 Broadway and she has until oct. 20 to claim the Money. After that the Bank turns the Money Over to the state. Earlier this week Forbes Magazine included Madonna on its list of the top 40 wealthiest entertainers estimating her Fortune at $62 million. Dear Abby in a writing to you in the Hope that our experience can help other families. We All have heard horror stories of child molestation but we think it can never happen to our children. Most literature on the subject advises that when your children arc of school age teach them that if someone tries to molest them they should 1. Scream kick hit 2. Run and 3. Tell someone. Well done to wait until your children Are that old if your children Are old enough to know where their private parts Are they Are old enough to be taught that nobody should be allowed to touch those parts. I started teaching our daughter at the age of 4. Within five months she was molested. Unfortunately that was not the first time. Through her therapy we discovered that it had been going on for 2vi years a since she was 21 months old if l had taught her sooner we could have stopped it sooner. There is one More thing that i cannot stress enough. Believe your child. Children do not lie about some dear Abby thing like this. Its a known fact that children have been molested by Sitters neighbors and trusted family members of All Ages. If this letter helps just one person then the pain our family has suffered will not have been in vain dear Anonymous an0n��s please a sure Yum letter win serve As a helpful a Wake up Call for any parents who think their child is too Young to be taught this very important lesson. Thanks for writing. Dear Abby i am 23 years old and getting a divorce. I was very Hurt by this divorce and am trying desperately to get on with my life. The problem is no matter where i go in this Small town people come up to me and Tell me the last time they saw my a sex a where they saw him who he was with what he was wearing what he said v Ali people done to mean to be hurtful they Are just trying o make conversation. They done to realize it causes me o Start thinking about him All Over again and in a trying to forget him. Please print this Abby i am sure there Are others who feel As i do. And do you know a Good reply that wont Hurt their feelings dear hurting hurting in Alabama s�5eone mentions his name Stop them politely with this please a id rather not hear anything about him he s history. Now what do you know that a cheerful and Happy a dear Abby while you were on vacation one of your reruns about diminishing memories in older folks brought to mind this Story two elderly ladies who had not seen each other in years met one Day on the Street. They were both delighted and being in front of a restaurant one of ofcoffeef68 they 8� inside to visit Over a cup they had been there several minutes when one of them said you know this is rather embarrassing but As Well As i knew you and for As Long As i knew you i can t remember your name. Please Teri me. What is it a the other lady sat for a few moments in silence know7�?� 3 so Volce ase it a How soon do you have to a Fred in Garden Grove Universal press Syndicate