European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - December 18, 1994, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Fighting nun punching puppet and personal Protection device $12 plus shipping and handling from red Road kids club 7279 red rd., South Miami Fla 33143, 305 661-3163. Also available for $9.50 from Archie Mcphee minimum order $10, plus $4.95 shipping and handling Box 30852, Seattle Wash. 98103, 206 7822344. Suggested by Susan Rodin of Miami. These Days a person cannot place too much emphasis on self defense. Crime is rampant. According to Fri statistics every 15 seconds a . Citizen gets beaten up. His name is Fenster a. Bugl Meister and according to the Fri a the deserves  but the Point is that we have a very serious crime problem in this country and that s Why you absolutely must give this item to anybody on your gift list who lives in a crime intensive area such As the Western hemisphere. The Beauty of this item is that it looks like a Standard nun puppet. If you were to walk Down a criminal infested Street carrying this item a criminal would look at it and say to himself a a that is nothing More than a Standard nun puppet and therefore no threat to the likes of  but he is in for a big Surprise. Because when he attempts to commit a violent crime on you All you have to do is slip your hand into this puppet activate two Little levers with your fingers and a wham wham a the nun s arms go shooting out in a punching motion that is certain to cause criminal element to rethink his current career path. Yes this item is extremely effective yet at the same time it is compact and lightweight so that you can easily stick it into your Waistband and take it to work a Fine restaurant the opera and any place else where people have Little nuns sticking out of their waistbands. The nun is wearing boxing gloves to muffle the fury of her fists so you wont accidentally kill a criminal and get involved in a costly lawsuit. This particular nun is now used by Many professional Western ranchers to punch cattle and it is the same punching nun that top professional hockey players such As Wayne Gretzky Cany with them on the ice. We understand that Mike Tyson has also or dered several for prison use. So you should definitely get one for that special person on your Holiday list. You should also get one for yourself in Case that special someone decides in a moment of Holiday passion to deck your Halls. Amazing new half removal concept $7.98 plus $1 shipping and handling set of 3 from Rush inc., dept. Ms325na, 75 Albertson ave., Albertson . 11507, 516 741-0345. Suggested by Gaye Dahl and Pete Porter of hoi Lister Calif. This year in the Beauty sector of our gift guide we Are featuring the velvet touch Mit. To the inexperienced person the velvet touch Mit looks and feels very much like a piece of sandpaper. But according to the advertisement it is a a fast easy Safe Way to remove unsightly hair and Flaky dead skin from face and  a a your skin will become velvety smooth without ugly stubble Quot states the and. The Reader who suggested this item Gaye Dahl a self admitted Quot mail order sucker Quot actually used the velvet touch Mit on her own personal legs. Here is her report a i have to admit the product worked beautifully. I was thrilled it until the next Day. My legs had become increasingly uncomfortable until finally 1 was in agony with severe Burns covering them. It took about two weeks for the pain stabbing and itching to finally . So this is the Ideal gift for the woman on your holi Day list who wants to took perfect for that a special moment such As her wedding and plans to spend her honeymoon in some locale where her itching leg scabs will not be too noticeable such As a darkened closet. We also understand that Secretary of state Warren Christopher is a constant user of the velvet touch Mit which is Why you virtually never see him out of his pants. Bunny parts Large 12 inches$3.59 plus $3.50 shipping and handling from Schrock s International . Box 538, Bolivar Ohio 44612, 800 426-4659 or 216 8743700. A Vav available at crafts and stuff 2671 a hiatus rd., Cooper City Fla. 33026, 305 433-9166. Suggested by Carolyn Grinnell of Davie Fla. How Many times have you said to yourself a this year i would love to give that special person on my Holiday gift list a stuffed Bunny but not an entire stuffed  _ 1 if your answer is a Many times a then this is the Ideal gift concept for you this is a bag of Darice continued on Page 6jerky works $21.25 plus shipping and handling from Nasco . Box 901, fort Atkinson wis. 53538-0901, 800 558-9595. For far too Long in this country the Ordinary civilian could hot make his or her own Jerky. The Ordinary civilian was totally dependent for his Jerky needs on giant convenience store chains such As 7-eleven, which could at any moment following orders from Central convenience store Headquarters Cut off the Jerky Supply we tested the Jerky works Here at  gift guide test Kitchen and conference table facility and we found that this amazing device does indeed enable you to convert lean ground beef into strips of some kind of substance that tastes vaguely As though at one time it might have been lean ground beef. All taste testers enthusiastically agreed it could have been a lot worse. This is the Only personal Jerky maker endorsed by both Julia child and Ralph Lauren. Pet coffin Ltd it $35 plus shipping and handling from guardian products inc., 2477 Stickney Point rd., suite 107b, Sarasota Fla. 34231, 800 778-pets. Suggested by Kelly Lambert and Jack Green of St. Petersburg Fla. No matter How much we love our pets we must accept the fact that sooner or later they Are going to die and rot and be eaten by insects. This can be a very difficult time. We remember the grief we Felt when a beloved tropical fish of ours named nozzle passed away after a courageous Battle with Fin rot what made it worse was that we did no to know the proper Way to dispose of nozzles remains. We considered Flushing them Down the toilet but that just did no to seem right somehow it would have been such a cold and impersonal resting place for a creature that had Given us so Many hours of pleasure. So we used the garbage disposal. The Point is that it can be difficult to Deal with the remains of a beloved pet and that is Why we Are so grateful that the makers of this gift item having seen the human suffering involved have decided to Cash in on it. This item is called the pet cassette and what it looks like to the untrained Eye is a plastic Box. But this is no Mere plastic Box. This is a plastic Box that costs $35 plus shipping and handling. The pet cassette features a a Channel mate dome a which looks to the untrained Eye like a lid. According to the pet cassette literature this feature a allows you to include with your pet the comforting presence of familiar bedding and playthings Quot this is certainly Nice although As we recall nozzle did not have any bedding or playthings. Nozzles main recreational activity was pooping. But we Feci that the pet cassette is a Superb value especially when you consider that it includes a a a free caring brochure which features a advice from recognized professionals on the grieving  if there a one thing we Here at the gift guide will not tolerate its an unrecognized professional. December 18, 1994 sunday. A a a a a pages