European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - December 18, 1994, Darmstadt, Hesse Pooped Brand animal shaped cow manure $ 11.95 for Large $9.95 for Small plus shipping and handling will ship but prefers to refer to retail store in caller s area from Tewksbury gardens 77 Bissell rd., Lebanon n. J. 08833, 908 236-0885. Sent in by Erica Morgan and Joan Jacobs both of Here we have another gift item that we must stress we Are not making up. A pooped is an animal figurine made from cow manure and intended for use As Fertil Izer. Poppets which according to the manufacturer Are handmade by the Amish Cotrie in a variety of models including the Stool Pigeon and the tur these figurines have no objectionable odor states the manufacturer who apparently has no sense of smell. C although this item is primarily intended for Garden ers we believe that it is also the Ideal gift for anybody on your list to whom you wish to communicate the traditional Holiday message Here Isic not that we Are specifically thinking of your congressperson. A toilet of tomorrow have you Ever stopped and asked yourself what people say about you when they leave your Home after a social visit Well Tell you exactly what they say. They say " your name is a Nice enough person but i frankly have never seen such a Boring no accessorized toilet that s Why in this year s gift guide we Are including a package known by the acronym commode renewal accessory 1. Tank caddies $3.95 plus shipping and handling from Carol Wright gifts 340 Appl Creek rd., . Box 8503, Lincoln neb. 68544-8503, 402 474-5174._.,Reading on the commode is a proud american institution Abraham Lincoln got his entire education this Way. And with these tank caddies which Are wire baskets that you hang from the sides of your Toi let tank you can store a Large Quantity of Reading material especially if you use microfilm. Your com Mode could become a major Center of learning and eventually qualify As an accredited academic institution just like the College Jerry Falwell started. These Handy tank caddies can also hold food in. Case while you re Reading you want to Chow Down on a Sandwich or maybe a Nice piece of Mutton. You d never have to leave the bathroom. 2. Seat up reminder $5.95 plus shipping and handling from beep seat . Box 1349, Sonoma Calif. 95476, 800 233-7292. This is for you women who Are sick and tired of having to remind your Man to put the darned toilet seat Down. It s a Small Battery powered device that attaches to the toilet seat. If the Man fails to put the toilet seat Down within 60 seconds an electronic Cir Cuit is activated causing the device to shoot out an atomic Ray that renders the Man sterile. No just kidding theoretically what this device does after 60 seconds is Start beeping. This is sup posed to cause the Man to remember to put the lid Down but in our scientific tests Here at the gift guide Center the device took a Good Deal longer than 60 seconds which Means that by the time it started beeping your Man would probably be Back in his Barc Lounger watching football so that instead of getting Back up and dealing with it he d probably yell at you to put the lid Down for him and while you re at it get him another Beer and maybe fix him a Chicken salad Sandwich on Toast and for god s Sake Don t Burn the Toast like last time. So maybe you should just kill him with a wrench. 3. Toilet night Light $19.95 from Lauren marketing 28047 Dorothy dr., suite 304, Agoura Calif. 91301, 818 597-1017. The Poti Lite consists of a Battery pack attached to a Vinyl coated wire with a Little Light at the end. You hang the Battery pack outside the toilet bowl and Bend the wire so that the Light is inside pointing at the Center of the bowl. When the room becomes dark the Light is activated causing your toilet bowl to be bathed in a Green glow. The Poti Lite would be perfect for a fun practical joke that Hospital personnel could play on patients you Tell your patient that you want him to urinate into a special toilet that is designed to detect radioactivity. Then after he goes you turn off the Light and yikes the toilet is glowing a a probably you should not play this prank on heart patients. Economist trading cards $5 Check or Money order from economics club co dept. Of economics University of Michigan at Flint Flint Mich. 48502-2186, 8.10 762-3280. Suggested by Joe Giarratano of Englewood . If you re seeking a gift for a youngster in those hard to please teen years then look no further be cause he or she will definitely think that this gift concept is in the Lingo of today s with it youngsters real groovy these Are trading cards put out by the University of Michigan at Flint featuring 29 of the world s top economists. On one Side of the cards Are attractive Black and White photographs of the economists looking exactly like the kinds of studs and stud ettes that you would expect to find in top economist Cir cles. On the other Side of the cards is exciting information about the economist. Developed the methodology of input output analysis. We Are certain that the teens on your list will spend Many Happy hours trading and discussing these cards. ,." first teen guess what got Edmund Phelps of Columbia University second teen wow did t he initiate the expectations based formulation of the Supply Block of macroeconomic models firs teen not to mention Micro Macro mod Els of expectation equilibrium and disequilibrium in labor markets exhibiting incentive wages second teen Radical they Light a joint Bunny parts continued from Page s Brand Bunny parts which Are among the highest Quality detached Bunny parts that we have Ever Laid eyes on. In each bag you get a Bunny head and a Complete set of Bunny limbs All that s missing is thebe anybody. Let s not forget the organized criminals on your Holiday gift list they could use these Bunny parts for those occasions when they wish to terrorize an enemy godfather style by having him Wake up in bed with an animal head. Granted a stuffed Bunny head is probably not As effective from a terror standpoint As the head of an actual horse but it Sway tidier. Pages sunday december 18,1994
